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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
it sucks cause me and this chick are wicked tight...but her parents are just like no way. is there any way to get around this?
Jul 31 2004 7:45PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
hope to god it works? is that just a saying? i thought you were athiest.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Aug 2 2004 6:47PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
it is just a saying...i didn't really mean that
Aug 3 2004 4:52PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
you guys are such idiots, its simple... gag the parents and take her from behind in front of the parents, simple as that... then she cant get pregnant

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Aug 3 2004 10:37PM
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thewavebb
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She is probably in a youth group, i would join that youth group then you can get to know the family. Eventually they will trust you and you will be able to pick her up for youth group functions.

http://studentwebs.winona.edu/bpberndt6388/enter/
Aug 4 2004 12:32AM
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ShitSlam4
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i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one-Jay-Z
Aug 4 2004 1:33AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah that was pretty funny... you hope to god you dont have to go to church, thats good stuff.
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Aug 4 2004 1:47AM
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the_friesz
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I just want to clarify the phrase 'Christian' for you real quick: Any religion that bases its belief system on the works of Jesus... And as far as I know you can be pretty hardcore Babtist and still allow contact between opposite sexes (social) to happen before the age of 16. Now here's a little exercise for you if you do ever get to go into their house, or if you already have you might've noticed this... Now I'm leaning toward them being hardcore Mormons, they consider themselves christians and will refer to themselves as christians to keep thier religous affiliation vague, so. When you go to their house if you notice anywhere a picture on the wall of Jesus and he's wearing a crimson red tunic type thing, they are mormon, which is the only religion I know that teaches them not to allow interaction between the sexes prior to age 16, it's free game after that believe me...


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Aug 4 2004 1:51AM
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QuickFlash7
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babtists huh, man now you just have to watch out for those baPtists



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Aug 4 2004 7:11AM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
yeah she probably goes to a youth group, except it's 100 yards from her house, so i don't know how that would work either.
Aug 4 2004 1:45PM
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punk_rider
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generally, parents are right. if theu think you suck, it's coz' you suck
Aug 4 2004 2:03PM
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d-loc
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dont see her parents



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Aug 4 2004 4:29PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
oh yeah, the other detail is that when she does turn 16 we have to 'date' in her living room, being supervised by her parents the whole time
Aug 4 2004 5:58PM
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221
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you gotta look uncle fritz square in the monacle and say 'nein'.

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Aug 4 2004 6:05PM
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WONTON
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Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
Aug 4 2004 6:22PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
bump
http://studentwebs.winona.edu/bpberndt6388/enter/
Aug 4 2004 7:56PM
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SkiUnit03
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haha, holy shit, date in their living room, under parental supervision ahahahhahaa, thats hilarious..hahhaa





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Aug 4 2004 8:03PM
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oAkRy
Posts: 355 - Karma: 10
haha just have her rents drop her off at the mall and you pick her up... ez peasy
Aug 4 2004 9:46PM
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ozee
Posts: 759 - Karma: 16
shit man some parents are retarded, I dont get it, If talking to them in person doesnt work, you write a letter. and keep writing them, to the point where they just give up, it works in the business world, complaining about a product's quality or service, etc, maybe it would work in this situation.
Lying, tho an excellent temporary solution, will end up getting her in trouble and only make things worse
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Aug 4 2004 11:00PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
i'm definitely going to do the letter thing now, that'll be the best solution ever

Aug 5 2004 3:12PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
There are plenty of other women out there, with much less bullshit attached. I cut your losses and go elsewhere. Not saying you'll marry the girl, but if you should happen to knock her up or something, that family would suck to have always around.
http://studentwebs.winona.edu/bpberndt6388/enter/
Aug 5 2004 6:41PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
thats true.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Aug 5 2004 6:53PM
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*Christie*
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Go to church w/ her whether you believe or not. Gets you in w/ the parents.
Aug 5 2004 7:37PM
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