Some of you may remember me, many of you will not, nevertheless the message of this sale is the same to all...After a few-year hiatus, I have come back from the depths to give one lucky NSer the opportunity of a lifetime.
Some of you may say they are just bindings, no more no less, but I disagree. With the FKS 185s I see more than bindings, I see a promise that you will not release from your ski in even the worst of falls. I see a commitment to never blowing up, to be there for you even once you have ruined every tendon and ligament in your knee. My friends, these "bindings" as you call them are much more than just bindings, they are companions who give unconditional devotion and love.
Some may argue that you cannot put a price on love, but I disagree. Love costs $200 shipped anywhere in the US. That is right my brethren, these bad boys can be yours for a measly two Benjamins. Good luck getting a quick handy for that, let alone a lifetime of dependability.
That is all, nothing more, nothing less. My encore sale encompasses the one item that I have remaining that I do not have a use for. A better investment than silver or mortgage backed securities, these are ready to be taken into a new home.
For those of you who know me, you may remember the more than 100 items that I have sold on here in the past. You may recall even the smallest of children chiming in to say kind words such as "legit" or "2 legit 2 quit" or "so legit" to name a few. Nothing has changed on this front! I am still the same level of legit that I was years ago, I now just have the ability to buy alcohol legally and enjoy the occasional lap dance. All items will be shipped within 24 hours of payment using 2-3 day shipping. It will come with a tracking number (mostly to cover my ass) and will be exactly as pictured.
For payment I would prefer Paypal. If you do not have this I will also take cash in the mail, gold, or Zimbabwe Dollars.
If you like what you see or remember my smiling face or Razor Scooter icon, let everyone know with kind words similar to those stated above. Keep the thread at the top and once these are sold I will retreat back to my cave that I call "Life".
Love,
Ryan
