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pianoman
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I'm currently applying for jobs, one of which is at a local hippy co-op grocery store. they pay really well so i want this job. on the app, there's a big white space that says above it:

'if you had to fill this space with something, what would it be?'

ideas?
Jun 17 2011 4:05PM
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yuck
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i would say draw a picture of a whale killing smoking a joint with a japanese spiderman, but realistically that may not get you the job
Jun 17 2011 4:24PM
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.spaghetticat.
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im confused
Jun 17 2011 4:25PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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fill it with love
Jun 17 2011 4:26PM
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_DUSTY_
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Or some weed. If they don't hire you they are not truly hippies.
Jun 17 2011 4:32PM
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statuswhitegirl
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draw a picture the walking trees from the lord of the rings stomping all over a city that is blatenly polluting and ruining the enviroment with a captian that says Green with a peace sign
Jun 17 2011 4:33PM
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ORDEAL
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Trees with peace sign clouds
Jun 17 2011 4:34PM
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PagesHouse
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My friend applied to a co-op where they asked that SAME question and got the job- he's a math major and showed that 1 = 2 by doing this crazy complex proof.

Think of something out of the box like that and the hippies will eat it up.
Jun 17 2011 4:35PM
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reverendwrong
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staple 2 tickets to Phish there
Jun 17 2011 4:37PM
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PagesHouse
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and whatever you do- don't be an idiot and draw any peace signs, trees, or clouds anywhere
Jun 17 2011 4:38PM
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PagesHouse
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If I was in charge and this happened.... I'd hire him.
Jun 17 2011 4:38PM
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Christian[MN]
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Draw a large detailed cock























































[IMG]gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/cock3.jpg[/IMG]
Jun 17 2011 4:58PM
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theabortionator
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I think the point is to be creative and fill it with what you feel.

Asking other people for ideas sort of defeats the purpose.
Jun 17 2011 5:16PM
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I_Am_Mod
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chicken joe dude!
he's the illest !!
Jun 17 2011 5:26PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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draw something witty.

or a poem.

a jingle about yourself.

but personally i would draw something really cool
or funny maybe a picture of like the top half of a guys head (you)
in a thought bubble above your head that takes up almost all the rest of the space write:
If i had to fill this space up???
then draw like dragons fighting pirates in space or something creative.
Jun 17 2011 5:31PM
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emilyiscool
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your a pianist right? compose something and write the music out there? cut out some manuscript paper and glue it on mabey?
Jun 17 2011 5:53PM
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snowdon
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.
Jun 17 2011 5:55PM
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PagesHouse
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Fantastic idea! Write out music that you've written in derrr
Jun 17 2011 6:27PM
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technique.
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write something like. "if i had a choice i would not include this space, it is wasteful!"

but dont actually cause thats stoopid.
Jun 17 2011 6:33PM
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I_Am_Mod
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or cut it out and write something like
-> look through here ->

some artsy deep shit like that is always appreciated by dem hippies .....

Jun 17 2011 6:39PM
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AWALLRUS.
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write stuff in foreign languages
Jun 17 2011 6:42PM
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feihlination
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preferably in hippyish
Jun 17 2011 7:07PM
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pianoman
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thanks yall. bump for more ideas.
Jun 20 2011 1:50PM
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Billek
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I would choose this one.
Jun 20 2011 1:53PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha
Jun 20 2011 1:54PM
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.kieffer.
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tape a jolly rancher to it. preferably red.
Jun 21 2011 2:36PM
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Jonny7
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Click for larger image
Jun 21 2011 2:39PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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write a poem.
Jun 21 2011 3:02PM
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pianoman
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so i ended up writing a super simple melody on a strip of manuscript with words. nothing complicated, just a few notes and "let me work at greenstar please, cuz greenstar's where it's at"
Jun 29 2011 2:31AM
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S.P
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DILDOS
Jun 29 2011 2:32AM
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emilyiscool
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that sounds pretty awesome :) probably about what i would have done
Jun 29 2011 11:28AM
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