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Cops in my driveway

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WasnatchMonster
Posts: 176 - Karma: 128
There is a cop that always sits in my driveway to catch speeders, since the speed limit drops from 55 to 30 by my house. He is there everyday now and it is starting to piss me off. I want some ideas to make him leave
Jun 15 2011 5:47PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Tell him to get out of your driveway.
Jun 15 2011 5:49PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
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Jun 15 2011 5:49PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Kick his ballz.
Jun 15 2011 5:49PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
pee in his exhaust pipe
Jun 15 2011 5:50PM
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WasnatchMonster
Posts: 176 - Karma: 128
thats not any fun though
Jun 15 2011 5:50PM
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Sr.El.Chupacabra
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
Stand nude in the doorway everyday.
Jun 15 2011 5:52PM
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Sr.El.Chupacabra
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
Proceed to press charges on him for being a peeping tom after he catches you nude in the doorway.
Jun 15 2011 5:53PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
/thread
Jun 15 2011 5:54PM
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twsnow22
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 488
maybe don't.
Jun 15 2011 5:54PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
call the cops
Jun 15 2011 5:54PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
Light his car on fire, throw brick through his window, shoot at windshield with paintball gun
Jun 15 2011 5:57PM
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MiraFFe
Posts: 177 - Karma: 12
win, do it
Jun 15 2011 5:57PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Land of the free? Especially S. Dakota is supposed to be the most free state as well? Haha, just run him off!
Jun 15 2011 5:58PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
Give him a hug and become life long friends.
Jun 15 2011 5:59PM
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Lwaghorn
Posts: 143 - Karma: 14
Put a spikestrip on your drive way and maybe he will drive over it. Or put a sign on your lawn that says selling pigs. Go across street, take pic. Post on NS
Jun 15 2011 6:01PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Put a huge sign in your driveway, warning ppl who drive by for the copper....

Jun 15 2011 6:01PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
ya just like this
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Jun 15 2011 6:02PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
this
Jun 15 2011 6:03PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Tell them there is a government vehicle parked in your driveway and they didn't leave when asked. Then film the cops reaction as he get's the call, hears the address, and realizes it's him.
Jun 15 2011 6:03PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
lols
Jun 15 2011 6:04PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
or when he's out there
walk out in your pyjamas and bunnyslippers to bring him milk and cookies, if he feels real awkward about it, he'll never be there again ! :)
Jun 15 2011 6:05PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
That is actually a fantastic idea. Or offer him something really obscure, like an un cooked porkchop in the morning or a live lobster. Just some weird stuff.
Jun 15 2011 6:07PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
or do like jackass, the old man and the old lady :)
if you can pull something off like that, it'd be epic !
Jun 15 2011 6:09PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
on a semi-related note:
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Jun 15 2011 6:15PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Haha that's a great idea.
Whatever you do, you have to film or take pictures.
Jun 15 2011 6:18PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Your from SD?? Who are you?
Jun 15 2011 6:19PM
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