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So there's a cute coffee shop girl...

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ryano
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how should i go about getting her number/asking her on a date?
Jun 14 2011 11:17PM
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ryano
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given her my AIM?

haha, really? thats like junior high..

"here's my AIM SN if you want to message me on there... then we can have our parents drive us to the movies.."
Jun 15 2011 2:12PM
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Mike-O
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Dude, c'mon. It's not too polite or cool to start shit while someone else is working, hence giving them your number or asking for it straight up.

You sound too serious about asking someone out and I think it's kinda funny in this instance that you say "forget the rom com bullshit" and yet you give your own thoughts that sound more like rules/orders than helpful advice.

Jun 15 2011 2:12PM
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Mama.
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Did you pee in her butt yet?
Jun 15 2011 2:33PM
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casual
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I was being sarcastic, dummy.
Jun 15 2011 3:29PM
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casual
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what are you talking about? You've had a boner for me lately, man.

Also, it's impolite to chat with a barista? Really....hmmm. Too serious? How is light hearted banter over the course of several interactions followed by asking for a number serious OR like a romantic comedy (outside of the flimsiest of similarities)? What's "kinda funny" about this is that I've actually picked up a barista....have you? (oooooooohhhhh claiiiiimmmmmm blahblah)

You've really begun to irritate/rub me the wrong way, and I feel like you purposely misconstrue and misinterpret what I say. In no way was I giving orders, I was throwing my two cents that giving a girl your number—as opposed to straight up asking for hers and risking rejection— is a cop-out, and a really common mistake made by guys who lack confidence. I was genuinely trying to offer advice. Do me a favor, if you're going to be a douche/argumentative towards everything I say, just don't address me.
Jun 15 2011 3:36PM
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Mike-O
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You're reading too much into this, I've always liked to converse with you, whether we're on the same page or not. Never meant to offend or be a douche.
Jun 15 2011 3:38PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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nice work. Im no expert but Ive never been able to hear when Im at a bar so I've always had to pick up girls at gyms, stores, etc. It gets easier, either shes single and thinks youre cute and will say yes, or she wont. It can suck when they say no tho. I asked an asian girl at my gym for her number and she told me she was married and I saw her about 20 times after that
Jun 15 2011 3:44PM
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RubberSoul
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all the good ones are taken.. i can't count how many girls ive asked out that have boyfriends.. i usually say something along the lines of no surprise there, hit me up if that changes/he dies
Jun 15 2011 3:53PM
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kvan
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HAHA! Brilliant Matt.
Jun 15 2011 3:54PM
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Mike-O
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Yeah I'm starting to see a trend. Everyone's getting engaged or married. Clock's a-tickin'.
Jun 15 2011 3:56PM
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ryano
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i didnt think so...
Jun 15 2011 3:58PM
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katalina
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hit me up if he dies. i laughed haha.
"well... if he happens to die go ahead and give me a call" ha too funny i can just picture it.
Jun 15 2011 4:12PM
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CKpolicy
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yeah, get her a new ratstick for her birthday.
Jun 15 2011 4:15PM
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RubberSoul
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haha yeah ive had good reactions and not so good reactions to it..depends on the girl's sense of humor/if i say it nicely enough.. gets the point across though
Jun 15 2011 4:28PM
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cwillygood
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bo ya!
Jun 15 2011 4:31PM
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PilleDaKid
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lol. new sig.
Jun 15 2011 4:33PM
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Huck_Norris
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Just say to her "I was gonna ask for your number but didn't want to bother you at work so I wrote mine down for you."  give it to her and leave her with something like "So gimme a ring sometime if you're not busy, it would be cool to hang with ya"

It works almost every time for me, plus it puts the ball in HER court and if you hear from her that means she's interested so you don't have to wonder either. 

FUCK I'M GOOD. 

Jun 15 2011 4:34PM
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CluckaChuck
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that you are, that you are.
Jun 15 2011 7:49PM
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BIGben*
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Bangherbrainsout.
Jun 15 2011 7:51PM
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Co2x2
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your in on this too, o hell yeah
Jun 16 2011 2:33PM
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ryano
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how is he in on this?
Jun 17 2011 3:12AM
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TheGnarwhal
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Order a coffee and when she says ''anything else with that?'' Say 'your number'... Smooth...
Jun 17 2011 5:21AM
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315jibber94
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attta boy! thats smooth... or heres an idea, make sure she doesnt have a bf... lol then... talk to her, ik it a weird concept, buttttttt try it. it really works. be funny. make sure you hint that shes sexy as fuck, but dont be like "hey your sexy as fuck"  lmao
Jun 17 2011 7:21AM
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yuck
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watched that whole video. fuck yeah nostalgia!
Jun 17 2011 9:29AM
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TechnoPotamus
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it works 60% of the time, every fucking time
Jun 17 2011 9:38AM
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son
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its because we're all gay
Jun 17 2011 11:15AM
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Mike-O
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TB;DR






(Too Bro, Did Not Read)
Jun 17 2011 11:28AM
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ryano
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guaranteed
Jun 17 2011 11:50AM
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Jun 17 2011 11:53AM
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kvan
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Oh yeah I would say pics are pretty necessary there champ. You need an official review from NS.
Jun 17 2011 5:34PM
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little1337
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take out your dick and draw a face on it. the ladies love it
Jun 17 2011 6:27PM
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yellav
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yeah ive worked in multiple coffee shops and that shit is generally just real creepy and the girl usually will make fun of you after you leave. who knows if theyre just doing that shit for attention and then actually hit up the dude after but, being a regular customer is a way better route to success here.
Jun 17 2011 8:10PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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your gunna get fired for creeping out customers
Jun 17 2011 9:15PM
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LittleFoot
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hahaha do this!
Jun 19 2011 10:58AM
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.spaghetticat.
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MOM!!
Jun 19 2011 11:01AM
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AWALLRUS.
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your mom sounds like one of those stay at home moms who cares too much and has a lot of time on her hands.
Jun 19 2011 11:47AM
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I.B
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lololololololololololol
Jun 19 2011 11:51AM
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LittleFoot
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Your mom messed up her life and never committed to anything ("almost" launched) so now she's trying to ruin other peoples lives.
Jun 19 2011 3:42PM
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Liam.Butler
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Step 1. See if she wears a support cancer bracket.
Step 2. Tell you're friend you have cancer and to keep it to him self knowing he will tell everyone.
Step 3. Your friend goes to tell the coffee girl of your cancer and ends up banging her.
Step 4. Your friends pay her to go one a date with you and have sex.
Step 5. You don't have sex, and your friends wasted 200 dollars.

It goes something like that, and is proven to work.
Jun 19 2011 3:52PM
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mistahfabbydavis
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100% of the time
Jun 20 2011 1:02PM
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Jun 20 2011 1:15PM
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