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So there's a cute coffee shop girl...

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ryano
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how should i go about getting her number/asking her on a date?
Jun 14 2011 11:17PM
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Rolfe
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ask wambat heard that's how he met his gf, guess hes planing to marry her to
Jun 15 2011 12:53AM
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rudager
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Ask her for coffee
Jun 15 2011 12:53AM
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RubberSoul
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try your best to time it so youre not that douche who asks out the coffee girl in some wannabe sly manner, if she's good looking she probably gets that shit often. just chat her up and if she's feeling you ask her if she wants to ________ blank some time and get her number
Jun 15 2011 12:55AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Jun 15 2011 5:26AM
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Mike-O
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Nothing to lose, right? Just smile and ask if she'd like to go out soon - if she looks like a hipster, you can ironically ask her out for a coffee.
Jun 15 2011 6:59AM
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Mike-O
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Ah, you got it, cool man.
Jun 15 2011 7:01AM
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1337
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hey I work at a coffee shop!

if a hot girl ever comes in and orders a latte or something I'm going to write my number on the side of the cup and give it to her. Hasn't happened yet though :(
Jun 15 2011 7:31AM
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disastertourism
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Can't believe how much practical advice is in this thread.
Hmmm....

I recommend you sing this
Jun 15 2011 7:48AM
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eljusto.
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like always pee in her butt.
Jun 15 2011 7:49AM
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ryano
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she texted me.
Jun 15 2011 9:56AM
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DERS.
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well played sir.
Jun 15 2011 10:05AM
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pomme-de-terre
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i was just gonna suggest that as soon as she hands you your steaming hott cup of coffee you jam your dick in it and stare intensely into her eyes to show her your incredible pain tolerance and resolve.


but i guess if your method already worked thats alright too.
Jun 15 2011 10:05AM
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theJones
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this deserves a slow clap


Jun 15 2011 10:14AM
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chuck_testa
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^hahahahah I like the cool runnings reference. well deserved clap
Jun 15 2011 10:24AM
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Motes
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can i get a small coffie with cream sugar and your number......
Jun 15 2011 10:39AM
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Huck_Norris
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Don't forget to include the length and width of your penis. 
Jun 15 2011 10:40AM
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304NordMan
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Well done PLAIR
Jun 15 2011 10:58AM
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derpina
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YAYAYAYAY!!! Congrats!!! :D
Jun 15 2011 11:08AM
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soulskier
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what is this 3 x 0.5? like an area code or something?
Jun 15 2011 11:17AM
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Emma_Watson
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Wait till you find out she's engaged..
Jun 15 2011 11:20AM
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AbeFroman
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i think this is the most ive laughed in an NS thread. ever.



but anyway


First date?


Jun 15 2011 11:24AM
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RubberSoul
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didn't see this before.. IMO "id like to hang out some time" is good for that, nice and casual but direct

and of course she didnt text you right away, come on man! mental warfare
Jun 15 2011 11:27AM
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disastertourism
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I now have to download Cool Runnings.
Jun 15 2011 11:29AM
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PopsicleStand
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um PICS are important
Jun 15 2011 11:29AM
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JaayLaay
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Thought it was appropriate.
Jun 15 2011 11:35AM
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AbeFroman
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best. movie. ever.
Jun 15 2011 11:36AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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try stalking her, but dont do it too discretely, girls get turned on by guys stalking them.
Jun 15 2011 11:49AM
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colder152000
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coffee shop girl....anyone watch the regular show. cause this sounds like mordecai and margret
Jun 15 2011 11:50AM
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colder152000
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also, similiar question to the op but vice versa. i work in a ice cream shop, how do i go about picking up a customer without being the creepy ice cream guy
Jun 15 2011 11:53AM
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ryano
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hahahahah!

oh man. thats gold.


deff gonna have to do this..
Jun 15 2011 11:56AM
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LittleFoot
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YOU CAN WORK IN MY OFFICE AND MAYBE LATER WE CAN GO OUT FOR LUNCH
Jun 15 2011 11:58AM
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Co2x2
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how did this blow up so quickly, i actually know you and just heard about this.

fuck i didnt even get in and tell you to peee in her buttt

first date: the ol movie with your dick through a box of popcorn?
Jun 15 2011 12:11PM
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r0dubs
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FUCK
you beat me to it
Jun 15 2011 12:18PM
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PJS.
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Mahahahaha will ask isaac about that
Jun 15 2011 12:35PM
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EC-Skier
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welcome to my sig good sir
Jun 15 2011 12:42PM
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EC-Skier
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jamie, you cant get girls















JK <3
Jun 15 2011 12:44PM
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comeatmebro
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pretty sure i'd just ask her...

my gf is a waitress and gets that shit from literally almost every table that she waits on. it's pretty cheesy and the dudes that do it are usually creepy as fuck lol
Jun 15 2011 12:48PM
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ohmythugaim
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Does she like Cat Power and classic Beck?
Jun 15 2011 12:50PM
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skiminnesota
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but then she is gonna think you're a pussy

(1 for drinking a small coffee.

(2 adding cream and sugar.

OP nice word dude
Jun 15 2011 12:53PM
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ryano
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hahaha.

i dont like getting butter and salt on my dick...

not that i've experienced it...
Jun 15 2011 1:26PM
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the.cheat
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Jun 15 2011 1:38PM
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ryano
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Jun 15 2011 1:46PM
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casual
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I'm with you...the whole "I'd be down" and some of the other phrasing sounds completely corny and borderline douchey. Handing a girl your number then explaining that you'd be down with hanging out is cringe worthy.

Also, I don't know why so many of you think him giving her his number, unsolicited, is a good play...it's not.
How about you go to the cafe regularly, start some witty banter, make small talk, feel her out/determine if there's a little bit of chemistry (at least superficially), and then ASK for her number. Giving your number is a bad idea for a bunch of reasons, the big two being that 1.) it's "safe" and rejection proof (thus showing a lack of confidence) and her accepting your number in no way guarantees she'll call. 2.) even if she's interested or at least intrigued by you, she may not call out of her own fear or insecurity. Sure, plenty of girls will call a guy, but a lot of gals like being pursued or at least sold on the idea that you're worth their time. Giving your number is a gamble, and doesn't really send a self-assured, confident message.

So, scrap this give her your number in a cute clever way...that's bad teen movie romcom bullshit, and step up to the plate AFTER you've already established something of a friendly relationship. Ask her name, ask her a few casual, not too personal or nosy questions. Especially if you're new to the area, size her up and ask her questions about the area, things to do, places to go, blah blah...if you're charming, funny, and engaging, you're probably in unless she's gots a man. At the end of a particularly fun convo whilst she's brewing your joe and the cafe isn't busy, just tell her how much you enjoy chatting with her and that you'd love to see her outside of the cafe...whoever said to ask her to coffee.....bahahaha...she's a fucking barista, the last thing she needs is a coffee date....
Jun 15 2011 1:48PM
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Jib-Ninja
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One time i went out to Chilli's to watch a Lions game with my dad. And we had this fine ass waitress, we were eye fucking each other through the whole duration i was there. My dad noticed and said are u gonna get this skanks number? If not im going to disown you and get it for myself. So i said, chill bro, i got this...And i left my number and a note on a napkin as i left. And about 2 weeks later we had sex /claim.
Jun 15 2011 1:50PM
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casual
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I read through, saw what happened, and I honestly think you pretty much blew it. Is that what the kids do today? You should've just given her your facebook or your AIM, that way it could be as un-intimate as humanly possible.
Jun 15 2011 1:50PM
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Peter.
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any text yet? nothing like a great success story. Ladies Men is a great forum for this too, if you were looking for some serious responses.
Jun 15 2011 1:52PM
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Bittner
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I think he said that she texted him earlier in the thread? But there was also an image attatched and im at school and cant see what that image is so....school may be trolling me.
Jun 15 2011 1:57PM
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hill.dale
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So was there a first date?

Jun 15 2011 1:59PM
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chuck_testa
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ok deal with this now
Jun 15 2011 2:00PM
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the.cheat
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she texted him, so im assuming there will be one.
Jun 15 2011 2:06PM
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