i always wanted to have a tattoo. kind of as a intended bad idea to have something to talk about. it was fucking mount rushmore with my head, two buddies (who would get the same tat) and either david hasselhoff, chuck norris or a completely random face (everybody would ask who he is obviously).
and i had some serious thoughts for something like "free your heel" and "fix your heel" on both ankles (since i telemark and ride "regular" skis). omg, you would look like a total douche.
i had also some quotes going on. but seriously, i hate quotes as tats. we in our western country cry around when something happens or whatever and we want to commemorate how tough life was on us when really we dont know how lucky we are to live in a western country. since all the bad things that happen to us also happen in poorer countries, but there you dont even have time to cry because you better look for your next meal or some water.
so maybe "Avarus animus nullo satiatur lucro"
(a greedy mind is satisfied by no gain) but then again its a quote and you look like a total douche.
BOTTOM LINE, i would really like to have a tattoo, a intentionally bad one or a "serious" one but i cant imagine a solid one that doesnt make you look like a total douche. i dont hate on people that get one but i seriously cant think of a tattoo (even though i would like to have one) that wouldnt convert me to full jersey shore