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12 reasons not to play tennis

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soup
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found this in the apper this morning. it was funny when i first read it but now that i lo0ok over it, its really gay but whatever

1. Too many people already do

2. It's Really hard to hit the ball

3. Those little skirts arent for everyone

4. Gravel sucks

5. the people who are really good at tennis are the people who didn't want to talk to us in high school

6. Most of the proceeds from tennis go towards making filthy rich people richer and filthier

7. The remaining proceeds are used for torturing baby armidillos

8. You look like a total knob when you miss

9. Love hurts

10. Spectators can get whiplash and sue

11. If you get good enough at it, you have to start dating actors and supermodels. then get divorced and your whole life is screwed

12. it's really just a bigger pale imitation of ping-pong

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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Jul 31 2004 12:41PM
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SchweitzerSki
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hey hey hey hey, i love tennis, it's my sport. but some of those are true.
yay skiing is happy
Jul 31 2004 12:43PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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why does gravel suck?

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Jul 31 2004 12:45PM
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KillerMonkey
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those are horrible reasons




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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

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Jul 31 2004 12:57PM
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SchweitzerSki
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after i read that, i am never playin gtennis again, i decided
yay skiing is happy
Jul 31 2004 12:58PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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ill give you one reason for why you should.. anna kournikova.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 31 2004 1:28PM
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shrEddie
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that list sucked, its not hard to hit a tennis ball


eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
Jul 31 2004 2:17PM
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misterbinz
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1. Not really

2. No its not

3. Those little skirts are hot

4. Gravel has nothing to do with anything

5. they didn't talk to you because you were a loser

6. Same with every other sport

7. Armadillo's don't exist

8. If you have the hand-eye coordination of a poodle you won't miss

9. Cry about it

10. No

11. yeah, dating actors and supermodels reall sucks

12. Tennis was there first

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
Jul 31 2004 2:28PM
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DynastarriderGP
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ya that was stupid



Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)



Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.



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Jul 31 2004 5:04PM
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asac
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Armadillo's don't exist ???!!!





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Jul 31 2004 5:28PM
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jtski
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ahah what this is gay




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Jul 31 2004 5:41PM
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davidh
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worst list on NS ever.
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Jul 31 2004 8:01PM
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Trash
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^ I will prove you wrong

Top three reasons why I can't sit down
1- extreme constipation
2- Porcupine on my chair
3- You are refusing to move your hand, which is in the thumbs up position, from the porcupines back.

Hows that for worthless?
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Jul 31 2004 8:09PM
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K_2
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What does the armadilo thing have to do with tennis? Screw that hot girls with short skirts! Come on!


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Jul 31 2004 8:20PM
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M+M
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lamest list ever, wow, at least u didnt make it, tennis is cool , armadillos dont exist!!!!!!????????


*NORTHEASET CULT*

^is dead



quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
Jul 31 2004 8:23PM
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skierdudeguy
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12 reasons to play tennis
1)anna
2)maria
3)anna bouncing
4)maria bouncing
5)wet t shirts
6)maria
7)watching the fags that run and get the balls
8)laughing at said kids
9)anna
10)watching venus and serena. shit, wrong list
10b)the slight yet existant change of anna and maria playing eachother, and then making out
11)john macenroe. what an idiot
12)at least its not curling
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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 31 2004 8:35PM
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skiierman
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ok the whole list joke idea has been offically killed in this thread... thanks alot ass.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 31 2004 8:52PM
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M+M
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r u serious^ did u just call the kid an ass for making a list y to play tennis, if so i think ur tha ass here


*NORTHEASET CULT*

^is dead



quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
Jul 31 2004 8:54PM
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skiierman
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^ i was referring to the kid who made the thread.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 31 2004 8:57PM
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soup
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hey. i didnt make the list up. it was gay when i read it so i posted on hear just to see what u guys would say. and then u start to bitch at me for it. im so sorry. no...not really.
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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Jul 31 2004 10:42PM
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Barmski
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one reason to play tennis : maria shorapova.
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NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
Jul 31 2004 10:54PM
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lineskier10
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this list fucking blows
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Jul 31 2004 11:47PM
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hendrik.
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hey, dont make fun of the fags that fetch the balls...is did that at the paris open...and guess what, i got to talk to anna kournikova, cuz my brother knows her..also spoke to a couple of french players....its fun..
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Aug 1 2004 3:32AM
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M+M
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wow i think u r the luckiest man alive, did u get her number?


*NORTHEASET CULT*

^is dead



quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
Aug 1 2004 9:39AM
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soup
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k. for future reference. THE TORONTO STAR (paper in ontario) WROTE THIS. I SAW IT, FIGURED IT WAS KINDA GAY, THEN POSTED IT ON HERE TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK U GUYS WOULD SAY. THEN U STARTED TO BITCH AT ME SO GO FUCK URSELVES
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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Aug 1 2004 9:47AM
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ECfreeski3
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omg i cant believe you wrote this urself!
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Aug 1 2004 11:22AM
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skiierman
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why would you even post something so gay anyway?



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 1 2004 11:34AM
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skierdudeguy
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you know what they say... peoples posting is a reflection of themselves
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hoodratz47
Aug 1 2004 1:52PM
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Frostfired
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haha its hard when its cummin at u at 120mph



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Apr 8 2005 10:48PM
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JZ
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i had a tennis home run derby today...kinda - it was awesome



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eh voila
Apr 8 2005 11:05PM
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yellav
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hahaha

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Apr 8 2005 11:07PM
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hendrik.
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yes

oh, and thanks for bringing this back from the looooong dead

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Just ski.
Rider for 7-Fold
Apr 8 2005 11:57PM
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JazzyJ
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maria sharapova is not hot nor is she a nice person. I spoke to her and shes a bitch

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 8 2005 11:59PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i like tennis...its fun to play at night

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Apr 9 2005 12:40AM
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jmorrison
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exactly what i was going to do but you beat me to it

Apr 9 2005 12:48AM
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guddgulf17
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dumb list

This is stupid... he's now the army's greatest asset. Why would they assign him to Antarctica? WE'RE NOT FIGHTING PENGUINS HERE, PEOPLE. They should have him skiing lines in the dunes, picking off terrorists with his homing poles as they gape at his massize switch 9 over Abdul's Gap. - JDMay on T$
Apr 9 2005 12:57AM
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Apple
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12 more reasons to play rugby.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
Apr 9 2005 9:02AM
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salomonskiier12
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you have no idea what ur talking bout
Feb 20 2006 7:16PM
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ECfreeski3
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old thread huh...
but on a side note, tennis skirts are the sexiest article of sports clothing ever
Feb 20 2006 7:25PM
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gab_mori7
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Funny but not true

What I don't like about tennis is when you go see a professional game and the ball gets in the crowd, you can't keep it, they ask it to you! come on, they have about 1515476 ball per game
Feb 20 2006 7:33PM
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JAYTRON
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heres 5 reasons to play tennis
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Feb 20 2006 7:39PM
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