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Ummm....Vagina ain't handicapped?

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skithebert
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you must read the lyrics


Jun 13 2011 12:43PM
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.spaghetticat.
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sorry repost the searchbar sucks
Jun 13 2011 12:45PM
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GayWolf420
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Jun 13 2011 12:45PM
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TechnoPotamus
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vagina brought me into this thread, but then after i opened it all i could think was...

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Jun 13 2011 12:49PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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REEEEEPOOOOST FROM YESTERDAY.

I'm pretty sur u posted in yesterday's thread too /lame

Jun 13 2011 12:49PM
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skithebert
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terribly sorry sir. i seach for handicapped but since stupid motherfuckers don't know how to spell it didn't show up. what do you want me to do? i've never seen that video so i don't know what the fuck you are talking about. why don't you just relax and have a laugh.
Jun 13 2011 12:55PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/626344/

the searchbar is a truely magical tool, is it not?

Jun 13 2011 1:06PM
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skithebert
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Take a look at the spelling of handicapped in that post and ask yourself if anybody could have found that. How bout you quit being a fucking dick. It's repost of a video from YESTERDAY that has quite possibly the most horribly misspelled title ever. You really gonna get an attitude about this?

ALSO, you cocksucker, this version has the lyrics written out in the description so you can read them. They are actually quite clever. Next time try to be less of a prick, not all of us spend every minute of the day on non-ski gabber.
Jun 13 2011 1:20PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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well u have like 2'000 posts so if anyone his waistin their days on NS, its probably u dude.

and go throwing a bitch fit just cos ur 10 year old brain couldnt figure out how to us a fucking searchbar after being on the website for like 4 years.

now stop bitching like ur mom on her period and just accept a fucking grammar mistake

Jun 13 2011 1:24PM
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SwissStoner
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Could of sworn I saw this yesterday..is this a repost?
Jun 13 2011 1:27PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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sweet melt
Jun 13 2011 1:27PM
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skithebert
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anyway, for everyone that doesn't have an oversized Toblerone stuck in their ass, here's the raunchy but surprisingly clever lyrics:


My vagina ain't handicap, vagina ain't handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina ain't handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap

I don't keep it real...you know I gotta keep it wheels (rolling, rolling, rolling)
Laughing at the hoochies that are walking in their heels
My legs don't work, to be honest what's the deal?
But still strut the goodies, talking nonsense with my squeals (high pitch noises right here)
...so pop a squat and cop a feel, this'll be hard to top
Not only offer great sex, but best spots in parkin lots (honk honk)
I'm handy and got swag, ...so you know this tard is hot (durrrr)
Plus I got a crew of grimmeys, my nurse is known to target shots
...so throw me on a track, and I'll finish the race...
...as long as there ain't a dirt road, or a stick in my way
I'm just a thug ass nigga, that's pretty simple n plain
I can't even move my fricken knees, ...but still I kick it all day (Hiyaaaaaa)
You can wither away, like a tulip's undeveloping sac
Cuz it ain't about handicap vagina, it is irrelevant, fact!
I've had sex with normies, they were pelting my ass
...and once you go cripple, well, they just ain't ever been back

My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap

I'm FIREEEE, saucy steeze, never see me all timid...
Me noodle be nuff to wanna stick ur meatballs in it (DING DING FOODS READY)
Gimmicks? ...I'm no like other girls, I'm profound in bed...
Must be hurricane season...No droughts, all wet...
But baby if you're worried yet you're still down for sex
U can't impregnate me through the tube around my neck! (FUCK A FALLOPIAN TUBE)
Can't take down this mex...bitches are under my class...
They'll never be as high as me... No regards to my wonderful stash... (PUFF PUFF)
And my wheels are so clean... It's funny you ask...
Geicko saved U 15%... Laura saved you more money on gas...
INDEPENDENT WOMAN, macking niggs, im the best in their face...
Cuz nothings an obstacle to me... except a staircase...
I tear fakes... It's the perks for me... Without reluctant certainty
My vagina aint' handicap... Been no reconstructive surgery (NOPE!)
My sweet nectar if U thirsty G. Even if U feelin skeptical.
Forget it you. Cuz mama always said, to eat your vegetables ;)

My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint' handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap
Jun 13 2011 1:33PM
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spen-cer
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Oddly clever lyrics for sure, still haven't listened to the song though.
Jun 13 2011 3:51PM
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Mike-O
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I hope she gets laid, she deserves it.
Jun 13 2011 4:02PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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i would hit that
Jun 13 2011 4:24PM
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solitaryman
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No, that's just just wrong.
Jun 14 2011 3:12AM
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