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I asked Lebron James for a dollar

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NCSKI24
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He gave me 75 cents because he didnt have a fourth quarter

Jun 13 2011 12:19PM
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OlliePop
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why would lebron james only have 75 cents
Jun 13 2011 12:20PM
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messplay
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generic thread worthy failed joke attempt at Mavs win.
that was yesterday, move on.
Jun 13 2011 12:21PM
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1337
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hahahaha
Jun 13 2011 12:23PM
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NCSKI24
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jun 13 2011 12:23PM
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Sulli
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haha lebron blows im a celtics fan but watching the mavs win was very satisfying
Jun 13 2011 12:24PM
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GayWolf420
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Hi spenser.
Jun 13 2011 12:24PM
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T.R.
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^heat fan
Jun 13 2011 12:24PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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i enjoy ur k/p ratio. stick it to the man, stick to him hard
Jun 13 2011 12:25PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that joke wasn't very funny the first 28 times i heard it, and now that it's a couple days late and after the fact....it's even less funny.



but guess what, here's a picture of pizza because that is what i would like to be eating right now.

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Jun 13 2011 12:26PM
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I.B
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penis
Jun 13 2011 12:30PM
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theBearJew
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Penis.
Jun 13 2011 12:32PM
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.Blake.
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In reference to picture #1, that's how I present my situation before intercourse.
Jun 13 2011 12:32PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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u make a very good point.
Jun 13 2011 12:33PM
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springz
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You stole this joke from a yahoo article.......pathetic
Jun 13 2011 12:35PM
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TechnoPotamus
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they say it works 60% of the time, every time
Jun 13 2011 12:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Why didn't Lebron go to college?













Because he was afraid of the finals.
Jun 13 2011 12:48PM
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NCSKI24
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I thought it was because he went straight to the NBA
Jun 13 2011 12:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
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is your meter broken?

is my meter broken?

IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?!


If he gets up, I'll get up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!


Jun 13 2011 12:56PM
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585.
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oh boy. finals as in finals week...like oh i have a bio 340 final this week. how can you not get this joke
Jun 13 2011 12:57PM
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NCSKI24
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haha, i was joking. I aint a retard
Jun 13 2011 1:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jun 13 2011 1:06PM
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imajew
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I'm british and i have literally no idea what this is about.
Jun 13 2011 1:08PM
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statuswhitegirl
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no homo?
Jun 13 2011 1:08PM
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JKill
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I dislike LeBron very much.
Jun 13 2011 1:08PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Your joke was worse than mine....but not quite as bad as OP.
Jun 13 2011 1:09PM
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Peter.
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lebron james can't take his phone off of vibrate. because he has no rings





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Jun 13 2011 1:18PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Jun 13 2011 1:37PM
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PJS.
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Lololo
Jun 13 2011 1:40PM
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PacificRimJob
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Jason Kidd finally got a championship.

Most deserving ever. I'm stoked the mavs won if anything just for him and Peja.
Jun 13 2011 1:43PM
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cwillygood
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about the 5th time i heard this today, getting kinda old ther fella
Jun 13 2011 1:56PM
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NCSKI24
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shut the fuck up
Jun 13 2011 2:00PM
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JustDidIt
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And Dirk. One of the quietest and humble stars of the generation. I look forward to seeing him in the Hall of Fame.
Jun 13 2011 2:07PM
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PacificRimJob
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You're the one that posted this thread...

YOU shut the fuck up.
Jun 13 2011 2:08PM
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celticsfan232
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I very much agree with you ;)
Jun 13 2011 2:08PM
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ScuffDUFF
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Rashard lewis fucked his chickrecently in south beach. So now a cant play ball.
Jun 13 2011 2:16PM
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.Natty.
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I lol'd
Jun 13 2011 2:28PM
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Ski_Alot
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dirkClick for larger image
Jun 13 2011 3:16PM
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PopsicleStand
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ill see you dirk + beer and raise you a dirk+ $80k ace of spades jj barea sized edition champagne bottle

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Jun 13 2011 3:55PM
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Deluge
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Jun 13 2011 3:58PM
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infedel_one
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couple days late? mavs won yesterday dawgy.
Jun 13 2011 4:04PM
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TechnoPotamus
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with the joke i mean. i was drunk all weekend, so who knows
Jun 13 2011 4:10PM
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NCSKI24
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you have never been drunk before in your life, your just a tool
Jun 13 2011 4:54PM
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skia4life91
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what arnt we doing is the real question
Jun 13 2011 9:34PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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hahahahahahah that got me.
Jun 13 2011 9:51PM
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Big_Spence
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jesus dude go get laid.
your gfs hot.
Jun 13 2011 10:15PM
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Z-Juice
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hahaha
Jun 13 2011 10:41PM
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Peter.
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dirk has the greatest drunk faces
Jun 13 2011 10:46PM
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Mama.
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Kills me, every time. Ahahaha.
Jun 13 2011 10:55PM
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Ski_Alot
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[IMG]lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg[/IMG]
Jun 13 2011 10:55PM
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Steve-Brown
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fuck ya
Jun 13 2011 11:01PM
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