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holy shit tyson lost

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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
i guess his defense is pregnable, and he wont eat his children or crush his skull...

3rd round.... knock out.... dude cant even win fights against boxcar amatures just to get himself out of debt.... gaurantee'd tyson kills himself in the next 2 years.

takers? 5-1 odds.....

i cant beleive he lost.



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Jul 31 2004 2:45AM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
4th round Im pretty sure...I could be wrong though.

I knew he was gonna lose the whole time. He's a joke.


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Jul 31 2004 8:29AM
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SmoKinSkier
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HaHa good OLD Tyson...The man lost his step and fights nobodys AND looses. Yuo cant blame him he is 38 and is $38 million in debt he needs to earn money someway. I think you should file for bancrupcy dude. OO well i wathced it and he actually looked good in the 1st 2 rouds but i think we was out shape and unprepared cuz he got beat up in the 4th.




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Jul 31 2004 11:02AM
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Mattman
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OMG hahahahahaa, he lost!



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Jul 31 2004 11:26AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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he never shoulda got that tattoo on his face, he's sucked ever since.


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Jul 31 2004 11:28AM
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Joe.
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yeah he sucks he shouldnt have spent all his money on cars and houses and shit



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Jul 31 2004 11:28AM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
how the fuck can u be in debt 38 million? i freak out when i owe someone 20 bucks. the most iv owed a debtor is like 100 and i had that paid off in 2 days.
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Jul 31 2004 11:29AM
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Doobie22
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you were right FRZ it was the fourth round, but yea, tyson is definitely on his way out
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Jul 31 2004 12:24PM
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Jul 31 2004 12:26PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
did that surprise anyone, tyson is no good anymore. his face tatoo is ugly


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Jul 31 2004 2:19PM
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kjfreerider
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tyson is fighting 7 more times in the next 2 yrs in order to get money to pay off some of his debts. but iff he keeps loosing he wont get much $$$ for each fight.



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Jul 31 2004 2:56PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
How can you go 38 mil in debt? Easy, when you've got a huge entourage and you're a stupid idiot.



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Jul 31 2004 3:44PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
yea really when you make hundreds of millions of dollars and then declare bankruptcy maybe you didnt do too well for yourself?


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Jul 31 2004 5:57PM
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davidh
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he also shouldnt have raped a chick. It's all gone downhill from there.
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Jul 31 2004 8:03PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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his trainer says the only thing that keeps him happy are his piegons.





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Jul 31 2004 8:05PM
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Krongos
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boxing sucks, its so crooked and neanderthal, i fucking hate it
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Aug 1 2004 1:21PM
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SKItheBURG
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he bought a bunch of lions and tigers and shit too.

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Aug 1 2004 1:54PM
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skiierman
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damn he shoulda bit that fucks ear off. always seems to work for Tyson.



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Aug 1 2004 2:57PM
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alev
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i thought he was gonnna come out and fuckin destroy lenox loius a few yrs ago, but hes been all downhill since

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Aug 1 2004 4:25PM
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skifree919
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Rocky has been downhill since rocky balboa retired.



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Aug 1 2004 5:53PM
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d-loc
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u whining




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Aug 2 2004 4:40PM
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mommy
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hes the best boxer ever. i cant wait till he makes his real return.

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Aug 2 2004 4:45PM
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