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Pissing in Complete Darkness
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Yet still getting it in the toilet, with no splashes around the floor or bowl or anything. Now that, my friends, takes skill.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
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And if you could do it no-handed in the darkness, well then, all I would say to you is 'Woooooooah.'
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
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i have not mastered the no hander-liquidlander, but i got the dark piss... everynoght at 2 oclock
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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
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i hate it when you try that and you piss all over your foot or on the floor and it splashes on your feet.....yeah
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or when your reeeeeeally drunk, and you go to piss, but you forgot to go through the steps...and piss yourself....yeah...
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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
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or you could sit down on the toilet seat, then you wouldnt miss
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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
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guys i have found the solution, i just keep at empty mayo jar right nexd to my bed, so whenever i have to piss, i just reach over and piss in the jar, its so much better then haveing to get up and piss in to toilet, but remember the cap.........yeah
go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
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my friend pissed on this kids shoe one time at night
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quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
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i pissed in a live grill
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i fuckin hate when that happens cuz my relatives do it and i end up standing in it when its on the floor
Wu Tang Clan
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Yea i am a pro at pissing in the dark now cuz the lights burned out in my bathroom and i havent replaced them in like 3 months!
Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
-kamikaze
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theres a kid in my school that was trying to piss on sum1 else, but he pissed on a teachers leg instead. the teacher got mad and swore and said fuck afterwards. interestingly enough, a few weeks later he quits(supposedly) his job because he had relations with a student. im not sure what they did, but he had a wife and a kid while this whole thing went on. possibly cheating with a student of his. wacky i must say
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
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ahahaha that is so great. thats some jerry springer shit right thurr
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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
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my roommate hangs her showerpuff on the tap. I piss on it every day.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
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what were we talking about? i forgot oh no. peeing on the floor? oh no now i remember, naughty teachers, what's with them?
yay skiing is happy
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i just sit down. At this one park I went to the bathrooms they had were just porta potties in this little enclosure thing and they were pictch black inside so I just hoped I went in the hole. I feel bad for whoever used it after me.
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i ahte it when someone does that, then u go in the next morning, step in the piss, and ur wet and smell like piss.
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And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
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hmm wonder why it smell like piss
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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
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