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The BEAT (Boobville Entrance Aptitude Test)

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the_fuzz
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
The BEAT (Boobville Entrance Aptitude Test)

Give yourself...
•2 points for each of the following publications which you currently subscribe to:

Bigtop
Gent
Field & Stream
Press Bonanza
Popular Mechanics
Bra Buster
Friskee Cut
Melon Town
D-Cup
Milkin' Poppin'

•Give yourself 5 points if you've ever been to Russ Mire's Bra Museum;
•10 points if you cried when you had to leave;
•15 points if you tried to hide so that you could run amuck with your pants down around your ankles after it closed;
•1 point for every time you've yearned to break free of the shackles of the oppressive man and start fresh in a place with a boob-shaped roller coaster;
•5 points for every time you've killed half a day at Victoria's Secret pricing bras for your girlfriend;
•3 points if you took home a catalog;
•10 points if you lied about the whole girlfriend part;
•5 points if you had your mom waiting out in the car the whole time;
•3 points if you brought a sack lunch
•give yourself 10 points if you can fart on command
•deduct 3 points if you haven’t masturbated in the last 2 days
•deduct 5 points if you eat yogurt more than twice a week
•deduct 3 points if you wrap gifts in anything other than newspaper or tin foil
•deduct 1 point for every room you have potpourri in
•deduct 1 point for every skin care product you own
•7 points if you know what you can take off of an 83 camaro to make it faster
•5 points if you know what dragonfly is ( hint: trucker lingo)
•Give yourself 1 point for each of the following skills you possess:

sheet rocking
tin knocking
tub caulking
street walking
trash talking
sheer walling
grab-a-hauling
tree falling
towel installing
hog calling
CPR



65+ points- welcome to hooterville
55-64 points- No touchy!! You must be 20% more man to ride Boob Mountain
54 points or less- see GAT (Gay Aptitude Test)
81 points- you must work round a lot of metal, or a least your in construction




It was a foursome if you go by weight, but it was a two-and-a-half-some if you go by actual sexual activity
Jul 30 2004 11:05PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Wow, not funny at all.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jul 30 2004 11:07PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Whaddaya says guys....11?...12?...13?




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jul 30 2004 11:08PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
11.....12.....13?? what now?





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 30 2004 11:10PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i had 1 point. 0 points if you count stridex as a skin care product. I'm so gay.

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Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Jul 30 2004 11:19PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I just looked at this post and became extremely confused.




patj
Jul 30 2004 11:41PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
i had like 3 points

but yeah, last time i checked, my definition of manliness didn't involve hanging out in victoria's secret all day and masturbating to lingerie catalogs.. haha
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Jul 30 2004 11:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
yea, thats more of a 'how patheric are you' test. i got a 0.
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i get to go see an almond borthers concert on the 4th, cant wait - brentharlen


Jul 30 2004 11:55PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
i like titties, i dont need some test to tell me that
gooooo titties




Tip-2-Tip We Rule
Jul 31 2004 8:26AM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
Yay 1 point for knowing CPR. apparently I'm gay



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-Mark Hoppus
Jul 31 2004 10:28AM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
something like -2 or -3. not sure. guess i suck. hard.
Jul 31 2004 10:50AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
im like 10 give or take 3-4 poiints




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jul 31 2004 11:56AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,828
yeah after the deducting im at like -2




-dan-
Jul 31 2004 11:58AM
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soup
Posts: 6345 - Karma: 4,438
wow. its almost impossible to get 50 unless ur a pervert, dont have a girlfriend, or go to the mall.

i got like -2
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Jul 31 2004 12:48PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
i think i got like 6


eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
Jul 31 2004 2:41PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
yeah i got like -1
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Jul 31 2004 4:16PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
about -4. someones gonna get super high though
Aug 1 2004 10:55PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
about -4. someones gonna get super high though
Aug 1 2004 11:04PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
...yeah i work around alot of metal. fork lift actually.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Aug 1 2004 11:54PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
yea i got a 0 WOOOOOOOOOO. now where is that gay aptitude test



jibba jabba
Aug 1 2004 11:59PM
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