Member of the Month

hi_vis360
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

sarah burke huck doll

profile picture
fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86





(\___/)
(=';'=)
('')_('')
Jul 30 2004 7:58PM
0 0
profile picture
Stinkey_egg
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 75
Cool how much does that cost for one of em? cause i got Shane Mcconkey for $3 at rei when they had a winter sale
Jul 30 2004 8:00PM
0 0
profile picture
triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
they could make a lifesized one and call it the sarah burke fuck doll


I hate Liberals.

Member 6834

Bristol Crew Represent

Swix Website
Jul 30 2004 8:03PM
0 0
profile picture
hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
^ hahaha.....they should make them all pre-steezed...thatd be so dope..id buy one but from wha ti hear they arent too much fun..id play withit for a few minutes then quit



Brian
Jul 30 2004 8:06PM
0 0
profile picture
triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
^ yea there so annoying cus there way to stiff and you cant bend them the right way to do tricks.


I hate Liberals.

Member 6834

Bristol Crew Represent

Swix Website
Jul 30 2004 8:08PM
0 0
profile picture
matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
ya man i have a jonny mosely one, not that amusing.......






$$$PineRidgeCrew$$$





Live Free Skiing Or Die Trying

Because Skiing Needs A Future

$$$MATT$$$
Jul 30 2004 8:37PM
0 0
profile picture
misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
I like the fuckdoll idea

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
Jul 30 2004 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Localboyz
Posts: 1626 - Karma: 19
i just take off the skis and do break dancing... its actually kinda fun on long ass plane rides n shit... just other passengers look at ya really funny
Jul 30 2004 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i got one back in the day and his leg fell off

now he cant stomp shit

useless


______________________________________

and if you dont know then you dont know.
bitch.
Jul 30 2004 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
cool, but i think most of the freeskiing populations would rather a sarah burke inflatable doll...





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 30 2004 8:45PM
0 0
profile picture
ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
^yeah... 'freeskiing populations' minus the whole plural thing (my bad)





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 30 2004 8:46PM
0 0
profile picture
DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
I want one!!!



Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)



Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.



Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
Jul 30 2004 8:50PM
0 0
profile picture
fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
ther probalby gunna be like 15$




(\___/)
(=';'=)
('')_('')
Jul 30 2004 11:22PM
0 0
profile picture
Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
ya how bout inflatable Fuck Dolls, that come in Sarah Burke and Jess Cumming, that would be ill

-Matty
High North Session 4, 2004
Jul 31 2004 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
ive been wanting a huck doll for a while...so maybe i'll buy one..plus sarah burke is seriously such a cool and nice gal


**********
Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
Jul 31 2004 3:12AM
0 0
profile picture
hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
*snicker* such a cool and nice gal...

does hte itty bitty 13 yr old have a cwush on ms burke?

hehe, just messing..
________________________________________

switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
Jul 31 2004 6:57AM
0 0
profile picture
alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 411
i was thinkin of a fuckdoll too, but u guys are smarter than me

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Jul 31 2004 7:45AM
0 0
profile picture
nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
how about a handshake doll!



what did that post make you think of me?
Jul 31 2004 8:36AM
0 0
profile picture
SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
Or better yet, a high-five doll. So whenever you are feeling down, just give it a high-five and boost your self-esteem.
_________________________________________________________
It's Summer, and all I can think about is Snow, so cut me some slack
Jul 31 2004 8:52AM
0 0
profile picture
M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
no i think the fuck doll is a great idea


*NORTHEASET CULT*

^is dead



quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
Jul 31 2004 8:58AM
0 0
profile picture
danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,833
^^haha




-dan-
Jul 31 2004 12:14PM
0 0
profile picture
soup
Posts: 6345 - Karma: 4,443
my dad got me one of the moseley ones. i thought the doll thing was gay so i bought a tony hawk fully bendable kinda action figure thing, glued the skiis and poles onto him, and its the most gun thing any skier can have. just ask blindblinds.
___________________

ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Jul 31 2004 12:58PM
0 0
profile picture
powfoka
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 160
i just pimped out an old gi joe works waaaaayyyyyy better
live to ride , ride to live
Jul 31 2004 6:00PM
0 0
profile picture
triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
youve got to include kristie


I hate Liberals.

Member 6834

Bristol Crew Represent

Swix Website
Aug 1 2004 8:17PM
0 0
profile picture
Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,636
mine got ripped at the crotch.. i felt sorry for the little guy



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Aug 1 2004 8:29PM
0 0
profile picture
alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 411
skiing gi joe haha

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Aug 1 2004 8:30PM
0 0
profile picture
P-townskier
Posts: 171 - Karma: 10
yeah...i made mine do a grab...and his leg fell off



kool-aid ice cubes...
Aug 1 2004 8:33PM
0 0
profile picture
M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
haha^



*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead



quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
Aug 1 2004 8:34PM
0 0
profile picture
skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
mine got lost in the great hershy mines located deep between the white mountains.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 1 2004 10:14PM
0 0
profile picture
twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
legs falling off doing grabs is so realistic




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Aug 1 2004 10:21PM
0 0
profile picture
StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
hahah, whoever mfirst responded w/ a skiing fuck doll is more like it really cracked me up.

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Aug 2 2004 7:29PM
0 0
profile picture
LINESUCKS*
Posts: 661 - Karma: 10
yo yo yo

what
Aug 2 2004 7:37PM
0 0
profile picture
404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
if i got one i would be thuching here boobies and then my mom would make me go to church.
Member Number 10102
Aug 2 2004 7:44PM
0 0
profile picture
k2skier33
Posts: 201 - Karma: 10
doesen't do justice
'you aren't actually supposed to pay to go skiing, some people just don't get that.'- tumble
Aug 2 2004 8:55PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)