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"Man cuts off penis in pizza resturant"

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wellaye
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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/46391-man-cut-off-penis-in-pizza-restaurant

"Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners."

Wtf
Jun 10 2011 7:46AM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
I've had Italian Sausage on my pizza but never Polish.


That was horrible
Jun 10 2011 1:57PM
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.Blake.
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He certainly put the pole in polish
Jun 10 2011 1:58PM
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corona
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I guess he won't be cuming back for a while
Jun 10 2011 2:02PM
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corona
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sure makes for a meaty story though
Jun 10 2011 2:03PM
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imajew
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Yeah, Englands a pretty fucked up place : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
Jun 10 2011 2:05PM
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Dwarftosser1
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"I am in no way a violent person" hahaha
Jun 10 2011 2:08PM
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.Blake.
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What a jerk
Jun 10 2011 2:10PM
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Dwarftosser1
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He really was yanked out of that relationship
Jun 10 2011 2:14PM
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iFlip
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I wonder if he left a tip...
Jun 10 2011 2:19PM
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marsh.
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0MFG D00D /\Ü571N 15 T3H l_l83Я 1337 Я0XX0ЯZ
Jun 10 2011 2:26PM
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iJib
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I wonder what the knife he used cut beFORESKIN
Jun 10 2011 4:22PM
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hurrdurr
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qué diablos, for real.
Jun 10 2011 4:24PM
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HKizzle
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Too...many...puns...must...resist
Jun 10 2011 4:30PM
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JaayLaay
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Thats a ballsy move on her part..
Jun 10 2011 4:30PM
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ButteredToast.
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(pun relating to penis removal)
Jun 10 2011 4:33PM
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[evan]
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MMMMMDATPUNNNNNNN
Jun 10 2011 4:44PM
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Davy.Crockett
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hahahaha these are all great.


too bad im not witty enough to come up with something
Jun 10 2011 5:29PM
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Utard
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Too high of a price-per-unit
Jun 10 2011 5:46PM
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garret.
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i was there,it wasn't pretty
Jun 10 2011 5:53PM
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stupendous-man
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true dat
Jun 10 2011 6:34PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
I hope it didn't take too long, dragging that out could make someone nutty.
Jun 10 2011 6:39PM
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ski-or-die
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Indeed
Jun 10 2011 6:55PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
this is the most epic pun chain ever. sorry im kind of breaking it, nothing good comes to mind. just wanted to congratulate you all.
Jun 10 2011 7:49PM
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jorb.co
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these puns are mind blowing
Jun 10 2011 7:56PM
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chuck_testa
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I guess he wanted sausage on his pizza
Jun 10 2011 8:02PM
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FerrisBueller
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this thread is filled with punny puns and such
Jun 10 2011 8:05PM
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ButteredToast.
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that guy must have been nuts
Jun 10 2011 8:28PM
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TOK
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solid.
Jun 10 2011 10:06PM
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Ski_Alot
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i wonder how the police did not get a "tip-off"
Jun 10 2011 10:12PM
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Geb
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haha ikr
Jun 10 2011 10:15PM
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Gameboy
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yo guys I'm sorry but the best pun goes to the Pizza shop, ''zizi'' is a french synonym of penis.
Jun 10 2011 10:16PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i thought this thread had become flaccid but it looks like you guys are fighting to keep it up
Jun 10 2011 10:17PM
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JStrathern
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The amount of clever puns in this thread is majestic, I love it
Jun 10 2011 10:20PM
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katie.
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Holy shat, pun mania
Jun 10 2011 10:21PM
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monkatizer
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i love when they said they picked it up and put it in ice.

could imagine how fucking gross that would be, picking up half a penis off a table??
Jun 10 2011 10:21PM
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tuna.
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usually i prefer italian sausage on my pizza.
Jun 10 2011 10:32PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Bullshit.
Snuffx and Strangeland have worse shit than that. Pain Olympics is most definitely real.
Jun 10 2011 10:35PM
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84891jnf92048
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why
Jun 10 2011 10:36PM
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p-fo
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I wouldn't want to be a testee for that place...
Jun 10 2011 10:38PM
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Chompo.
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ballsy move on stealing my pun...
Jun 10 2011 10:41PM
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MACandSTE3ZE
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That marathon must have been pretty hard on him
Jun 10 2011 10:54PM
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chuck_testa
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UNRELATED penis jokeClick for larger image
Jun 10 2011 10:54PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
Those poles do have a history of being tough on their members
Jun 11 2011 12:17AM
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207
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hahaha thats fucking epic, the guy was probably on pcp.

Can you imagine the diners at that resturant.
Jun 11 2011 12:32AM
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Bart.Man
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"...thought to be Polish..." hahahaha big Polish sausage pizza
Jun 11 2011 1:54AM
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Poikenz
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"he's clearly not a well boy", clearly not since doing something like that is a mans job.
Jun 11 2011 2:10AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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+k for flight of the conchords reference!
Jun 11 2011 4:02AM
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Dan.P
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haha i was thinking the same

Jun 11 2011 4:11AM
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Ski_Alot
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just had to bring it back
Jun 13 2011 10:58PM
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wellaye
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
Pun intended? As i do beleive they tried to surgically re attach his penis but to no avail
Jun 14 2011 3:40PM
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