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"Man cuts off penis in pizza resturant"

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wellaye
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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/46391-man-cut-off-penis-in-pizza-restaurant

"Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners."

Wtf
Jun 10 2011 7:46AM
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burnside
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
No you have it wrong. He held his peter and cut his body off.
Jun 10 2011 7:52AM
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maximiliaan
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hehehe
Jun 10 2011 7:54AM
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beezey
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pain olympics anyone?
Jun 10 2011 8:33AM
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cwillygood
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no....ew
Jun 10 2011 8:52AM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
BIG SAUSAGE PIZZAA!! AHH YEAHHH!
Jun 10 2011 9:02AM
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DockEllis
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 1,745
First thing I saw this morning...interesting way to start the day
Jun 10 2011 9:04AM
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1337
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Scared for life
Jun 10 2011 9:10AM
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katie.
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Yeah...scarred for sure. I can only imagine tHe people in the restaurant ???
Jun 10 2011 10:01AM
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6God
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Oh god, I couldn't imagine being in that restaurant to witness that... Definite Scarring for life.
Jun 10 2011 10:14AM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
not real
Jun 10 2011 10:15AM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Nicely done
Jun 10 2011 10:16AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
That was a ballsy move...
Jun 10 2011 10:19AM
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TechnoPotamus
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he really lost his head for a second there...
Jun 10 2011 10:22AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Still horrible, and i wonder how they faked it. fooled me
Jun 10 2011 10:26AM
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burnside
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
He cut off his penis, not his head. Dumbass did youeven read what happened?
Jun 10 2011 10:26AM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Don't get testy
Jun 10 2011 10:28AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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the two guys are actually one guy and he used prosthetic dicks

Jun 10 2011 10:29AM
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TechnoPotamus
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It's a pun you stupid fucking twat. His HEAD, the head of his penis, it's a fuckin pun. Get out of this thread with your terrible lack of humor. You ruined the combo.




Jun 10 2011 10:32AM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
Your meter is broken...Unless mine is broken.
Jun 10 2011 10:35AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6117 - Karma: 7,714
Is this legit?
Jun 10 2011 11:05AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
stop being such a dick
Jun 10 2011 11:07AM
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TechnoPotamus
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yeah don't be a sore member
Jun 10 2011 11:12AM
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Ethan.G
Posts: 1166 - Karma: 465
Hahahaha I lost
Jun 10 2011 11:14AM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Today's special is sausage
Jun 10 2011 11:36AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6117 - Karma: 7,714
Haha. Its a bloody mess!
Jun 10 2011 12:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha thanks papadiddypop


Jun 10 2011 12:44PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,390
TechnoPotamus with the win!
Jun 10 2011 12:51PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
hahha
Jun 10 2011 12:53PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,355
Not the worst thing i've heard.
Jun 10 2011 12:55PM
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RudyGarmisch
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"It is thought to be the first time in Britain that a penis has been sewn back on"

LOST
Jun 10 2011 1:03PM
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97
#winning
Jun 10 2011 1:03PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
LAWL. That's just not okay.
Jun 10 2011 1:20PM
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zagfan5
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so he chopped his whole body off and left his dick behind.
thats all he was in the end, a dick.
Jun 10 2011 1:25PM
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Proletariat.
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That Polak sure is a dick for doing that
Jun 10 2011 1:26PM
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corona
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Let's hope the servers at least got the tip.
Jun 10 2011 1:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
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All things considered I would hope he didn't give them the shaft when it came time to tip
Jun 10 2011 1:31PM
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Lemuel
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I guess they used glue before this incident.

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Jun 10 2011 1:32PM
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Inline.
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Jun 10 2011 1:33PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Those customers really got the shaft
Jun 10 2011 1:33PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Either my comment was late, or yours came prematurely
Jun 10 2011 1:34PM
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Proletariat.
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I dont think he came early, more like he didn't at all
Jun 10 2011 1:36PM
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corona
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and they didn't even manage to sell him pizza, let's hope they don't get the snip
Jun 10 2011 1:41PM
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corona
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during the London Marathon too. Maybe he didn't make the cut.
Jun 10 2011 1:42PM
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TechnoPotamus
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it might be time for that pizza chain to trim the excess off their operation
Jun 10 2011 1:44PM
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.Blake.
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Guys don't be to hard on him, he just wanted a slice
Jun 10 2011 1:44PM
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corona
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they should start from the base and make cuts where they see necessary
Jun 10 2011 1:48PM
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TechnoPotamus
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you'd have to be nuts to cut out the waiter's tip like that
Jun 10 2011 1:51PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
when i go to a pizza place I go for the whole package, not some junk like that place
Jun 10 2011 1:53PM
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corona
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yea, normally when I walk into a place like that I head off pretty fast
Jun 10 2011 1:55PM
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.Blake.
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What a dick, i hope it wasn't crusty
Jun 10 2011 1:56PM
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