A couple buddies and I decided to go to lake shasta for a couple days with four 30 packs and no obligations. Day 2 we get the brilliant idea to take our beer up to chico and party.
We arrive and immediately go to 1 mile park, within 15 minutes 20 other people have joined our group and we pound beers and some shots from other kids bottles and smoke out. Awesome
Cops arrive and shine their fucking spotlights on us.
we all peace out and make a mad dash into the woods. for a fucking mile.
stop to rest... all the sudden; cop chatter behind us, so we book it back to our cars, save all the beer we left and drive like mad.
I managed to meet up with all my buddies, we laughed it off and smoked some more ganj, then we decide to hit up the local elementary school in search of a stolen tent kids had stolen and pitched to hotbox.
we find no tent, but instead 4 girls, so we took the next natural step and pound more beers.
30 minutes later cop rolls by...
we all start to walk away, I grabbed the beer and stashed it under some stairs for later retrieval.
we are all posted on the play equipment, watching the entrance for the cop and then we see him....
he has a fucking dog.
so this guy looks in our direction and yells at us, I spot the dog and scram like mad and hop the fence.
the 3 people I was with and I walk around, manage to find our other buddies then post up until we feel the heat is off the area and start to walk back... to see the cops shining their light in our car... so we wait it out a little longer. finally after 2 hours we rescue the beer, and my friends phone; we are all together again life is great.
wrong
we drive 50 feet and 3 cops lights go on. we get pulled over. chatter over the radio not good AT ALL.
"we have 5 minors in possession and a possible dui."
cops are dicks, saying "you guys fucked up", "you guys are in trouble", all that bullshit, take our ids and do the routine.
my buddy turns to me and says, this is probably a bad time to remind you that we have over a half ounce of weed with us. no bueno
By this point we were all chill and made peace with the fact we were fucked.
BUT WAIT
cops say step out of the car "we are putting you guys to work"
has us dump out all of the beer and lets us go our way
the best part... we managed to save 5 beers and they didnt find our weed
we return to my friends house, smoke some more weed, finish our beers and fall asleep.
crazy ass fucking night.
