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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
This kid is your typical hockey player douche bag that thinks he is hot shit.

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Jun 9 2011 3:36AM
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KnobJockey
Posts: 797 - Karma: 37
Threads for some funny shit
Jun 9 2011 11:53PM
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Christian[MN]
Posts: 759 - Karma: 363
I hate kids like this.
Im from Minnesota and our state is littered with hockey fags.

Jun 9 2011 11:57PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
haha mountain douche..

Jun 10 2011 12:58AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 584
so is this how he walks around school and in his day to day life?
Jun 10 2011 1:06AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
No, he took this picture appenently because he "doesn't care what people think".
Jun 10 2011 1:24AM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Get him a copy of this

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Jun 10 2011 1:26AM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
Click for larger image5 mins wasted
Jun 10 2011 1:35AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
So many Facebooks. It's hard to keep up.
Jun 10 2011 2:03AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Look over there. Galloping cartoon. Bitch.
Jun 10 2011 2:03AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
What's the point of oxygen? Duh, hello?
Jun 10 2011 2:03AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Wow, that's alot of tuna. Gonna eat all that?
Jun 10 2011 2:04AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Keep honking, I'm re-loading my gun.
Jun 10 2011 2:04AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Fish are like animals. Yes, that's very true. Good one, sir.
Jun 10 2011 2:05AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Lotta hotties out tonight, fellas. Did everyone remember their condoms? Shit, Chapman, way to forget the key back home. Damnit, not again.
Jun 10 2011 2:05AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Oh yeah, I tweet. Follow me @Idon'ttweetdipshit
Jun 10 2011 2:06AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Way to drink all of that, Swanson. Good man. Relax and take ropes.
Jun 10 2011 2:06AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Ship ahead, captain. Pull the fuck over.
Jun 10 2011 2:07AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Well, let's just say there's a lot of mustard to clean up. Very classy shit.
Jun 10 2011 2:08AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
I get the feeling of winning, but what about winning twice? Is it possible? Or am I just another person on Main Street.
Jun 10 2011 2:10AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
you are KILLING IT DAnderson.




Here's my humble contribution:
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Jun 10 2011 3:34AM
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nneth_time
Posts: 386 - Karma: 32
Isn't this what 4chans for?
Jun 10 2011 4:22AM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
I wouldn't even waste 2 seconds talking to that guy. What the fuck is he wearing...?
Jun 10 2011 5:46AM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
I have mutual friends with that guy!
Jun 10 2011 2:12PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Did I really post all of that? Yikes...
Jun 10 2011 3:06PM
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imajew
Posts: 324 - Karma: 22
He literally has tits, although it is fairly hard to masturbate to.
Jun 10 2011 3:09PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
hahahaha Dylan's killin it
Jun 10 2011 9:08PM
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SECKZ69sl00p
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
steezin for no reason
Jun 10 2011 9:21PM
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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
lulz i was bored so i just went onto omegle and gave his link that everyone who i talked to
Jun 10 2011 9:35PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
winner
Jun 10 2011 10:15PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
kid is pimpin
Jun 10 2011 10:16PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
haha i kno. i didnt see it right away

and i cant beleive hockey is a bro sport at your school. thats not how it is at my school at all
Jun 10 2011 10:21PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Putting this into my threads for later contribution. Getting on this shit now
Jun 10 2011 10:24PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
aaaaah. the flesh light. an instant classic :D
Jun 10 2011 10:31PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
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Jun 10 2011 10:47PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Well done.
Jun 10 2011 10:48PM
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Geb
Posts: 114 - Karma: 50
a) he looks intoxicated
b) he's a bit chubby
c) he's puffing out his chest
f) he's flexing it looks like
g) he has his collar popped...????
h) he's obviously a douche bag

Q.why does he have 3/4 of his shirt unbuttoned, and why is he a douche?
A. all of the above

a scenario of what happened:
Douche bag:Hey ladies what's up?(he's drunk)Ladies:get the fuck away from us.Douche bag:no, i want you.Douche bag's friend even though they think of him as there dumb ass not a "friend": Dude, just leave them alone and go home.Douche bag: ok?( he walks home)Douche bag:(looks in the mirror) and he says "boy am I looking extra smexy tonight?... I think soo. (unbuttons half of shirt, pops colla, flexes, puffs chest out, takes out camera) posts it somewhere on the internet, passes out....
Jun 10 2011 10:56PM
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MACandSTE3ZE
Posts: 140 - Karma: 42
"There isn't a tighter shirt, we've checked!
- Transformers 2
Jun 10 2011 10:59PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
this thread is pathetic..

get a life.
Jun 11 2011 1:14AM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
This thread would be nothing without DAnderson
Jun 11 2011 1:38AM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
so fucking funny

Jun 11 2011 2:03AM
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ShredThePowdah.
Posts: 394 - Karma: 19

This.

do it by yourself, dont ask the fucking internet...

Jun 12 2011 12:22PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Whats he wearing, is it like a shirt that oo small (ie his little sisters) with like the sleecea off or somwthing?
Jun 12 2011 12:28PM
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JIBpsy^^
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That is correct he has popsicles tattoed on his chest
Jun 18 2011 2:26AM
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fuck.your.tits
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Man wtf! We have a mutual friend. Kangbang do you know Connor Sloan?
Jun 18 2011 2:53AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
bump tits

Jun 18 2011 12:37PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,635
so gald i am in college, and don't hang out with anyone like this. when i was in high school, the hockey team was a bunch of prick fags that though they were hot shit.
Jun 18 2011 12:53PM
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CrunkNugget
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lol
Jun 18 2011 1:44PM
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