best gaper quote ever was at the local landfill of a mountain in ohio when a kid came up to me when i was dead drunk on jack daniels and PBR after sitting at the bar all day because i paid for a lift ticket and wouldnt leave even though it was raining and asked me to sign his ski because i "was a pro snowboarder". assuming this was because of my baggy attire. I had done no skiing that day.
that my friends is the best gaper quote ever.