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Hardest questions to ask a religious person

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Steve-Brown
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yah, we're trying to ask our pastor super hard questions so...shoot some about all religions or just plain religions

+k for legit questions
-k for hate or just dumb questions!
Jun 8 2011 6:43PM
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tommyp1ckles
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can god make a taco so big that he himself cannot eat it?
Jun 8 2011 6:45PM
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little1337
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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Jesus pop?
Jun 8 2011 6:46PM
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240sxKid
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How did you conceive that bitch?
Jun 8 2011 6:46PM
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Deezy
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please explain to me how religion isn't just an art form of human creativity.

Jun 8 2011 6:46PM
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iLLbiLLy
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How do you justify the killing of millions in the name of Christ?
Jun 8 2011 6:46PM
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Freeheel4real
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Why would God create people in order to worship him? Egotistical if you ask me...

Multiple monotheistic religions across the world claim to be the only true path to God, and thus to heaven. Without using circular logic (ei, the Bible is right because it says so in the Bible), what separates Christianity as more righteous and legitimate?

Jun 8 2011 6:47PM
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PopsicleStand
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what to do if your girlfriend is the hottest thing on the planet and you two are incredibly in love and you are both mature young adults who are intelligent and responsible, and want to have sex.
Jun 8 2011 6:48PM
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Freeheel4real
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easy. get married obviously hahah
Jun 8 2011 6:50PM
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Deezy
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why would god create people smart enough to realize that he does not exist?
Jun 8 2011 6:50PM
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Balto
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why did you devote your entire life to something you can not even show is real?
Jun 8 2011 6:52PM
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Steve-Brown
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you can't see wind but you can see the effects of wind

replace wind w/god BOOM!
that was by a dang sophomore in highschool.
Jun 8 2011 6:55PM
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Deezy
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if jesus died for our sins... why are we not sinning? why are you letting him die in vain?
Jun 8 2011 6:56PM
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Balto
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i can feel wind, i can't feel a stupid imaginary being that has done nothing positive for the human race and is the cause of many of the world's problems

religion is 100% illogical
Jun 8 2011 6:57PM
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Juice.Doctor
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cant really use that one.
albert einstien along with other unfathomably intelligent people believed in god
Jun 8 2011 6:58PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
soo we could get our sins forgiven

before you could not ask for forgiveness, unless you sacrificed a lamb but sacrificing his son would bring permanent grace
Jun 8 2011 7:01PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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plus you can see wind with this weird camera, it's really cool actually.
Jun 8 2011 7:01PM
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PopsicleStand
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that is true, fuck man i thought that was so good haha
Jun 8 2011 7:05PM
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Deezy
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makes sense.
but still, why do we need to be forgiven? cleaned of our sins? what is this for? arnt we perma broken anyway?
Jun 8 2011 7:06PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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wait are you attempting to bitchmake this guy? or are you just to find out more about religion?
Jun 8 2011 7:08PM
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PopsicleStand
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it would appear that we all have a douche streak haha.
Jun 8 2011 7:10PM
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Dhane
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this seems like the perfect plce for advice god


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Jun 8 2011 7:10PM
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AwR
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With regards to the past months rapture:
"If they say it is Bible guaranteed? Then why did it not happen?"
One thing I always wondered
"Who chose the canon Bible?"..."Why cannot more books be added?"..."Couldn't there be more like the different versions of the Bible?



Jun 8 2011 7:11PM
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Dhane
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copied that off iimageshack, not sure if it worked. ill trust my own embedding skills.


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Jun 8 2011 7:12PM
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Steve-Brown
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Sorry, I meant see the effects of the wind, not feel.  You can't see the wind, but its presence is known.  The effects of the wind are visible and very present.  Religion also keeps the majority of its followers morally accountable, whereas, most non religious people do have as straight of moral code.  The world's problems are created by religious extremists who don't take the orthodox approach to their religion.  Moderate Muslims do not support the senseless killing of their extremist counterparts.


Jun 8 2011 7:12PM
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Deezy
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today, the teacher asked. (pointing at a diagram) which fossil is the oldest?
i said: "god put them all there at the same time"
Jun 8 2011 7:13PM
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esotericjive
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First of all, how the fuck does a virgin get pregnant?
Second, If god "has a plan", why do you pray?
How does it feel knowing that Jesus is responsible for 3 times as many deaths as Hitler?
Jun 8 2011 7:13PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
In the bible it specifically says that no one knows when Christ is coming "he will come like a thief in the night" meaning that no one will no his time of coming.
Jun 8 2011 7:16PM
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Steve-Brown
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We're born sinners.  Everyone has sinned.  This is why Jesus came, to heal what was broken.  If you repent, he will forgive you.  (Repenting basically means to ask for forgiveness and try to stop doing that sin.)
Jun 8 2011 7:19PM
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deleted5
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what does sex feel like?
Jun 8 2011 7:22PM
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steezenskis
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so if god is all loving and all powerful, then how do we explain natural eveil. it would seem to contradict itself if we look at god in the classical sense
Jun 8 2011 7:22PM
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Rossberger
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Not a smart idea to ask a pastor this haha
Jun 8 2011 7:25PM
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Steve-Brown
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Satan and bad choices

Jun 8 2011 7:25PM
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deleted5
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and why do you praise god and not the devil in the bible god kills people whips out entire citys and the devil just questions iti dont find that wrong.
Jun 8 2011 7:26PM
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AwR
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then why would they say "the Bible guarantees it?" leading to the question is it a different God that that particular religion believes in?
Jun 8 2011 7:27PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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Why has religion been the cause of almost all major wars?
Jun 8 2011 7:28PM
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Steve-Brown
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people perceive the bible differently, we perceive it in the way you just quoted so..i can't speak for the other people cause i don't share their logic and reasons why
Jun 8 2011 7:29PM
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.josh.
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predestination is a really interesting topic to discuss, lots of people have differet view but its soooooper hard to even get your head round, like a lot of things
Jun 8 2011 7:29PM
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forum10
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did jesus use a sheep skin condom when fucking that whore of his wife?
Jun 8 2011 7:30PM
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.spaghetticat.
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When did the catholic change their ways from selling indulgences? and Why?

hope this works this is what we went over in History
Jun 8 2011 7:36PM
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Steve-Brown
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no bueno dude
are pastor's reading this thread keep it clean
thats just immature
Jun 8 2011 7:36PM
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AwR
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If people perceive it differently then how do we know which perception is right?...Is that this little thing George Micheal called faith?

If god is on their side whose on ours?

Jun 8 2011 7:37PM
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Afeld
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If Jesus/god/whoever truly was the savior/allpowerful why didn't he say everyone, no matter what they believe? Why keep the magic to oneself?
Jun 8 2011 7:40PM
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--ski--
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Why?
Jun 8 2011 7:44PM
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NickSki.
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Well, in fact, Stalin killed more but whatever. All you guys should shut the fuck up, if you don't like Religion there's no need to bash it. Don't see any Catholic's bashing atheists on this forum, do you?
Jun 8 2011 7:49PM
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DirtyDan
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Ask him what the length of his priest robe is, and when he tells you; say "That's steezy as f*ck!"
Jun 8 2011 7:51PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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i lold
Jun 8 2011 7:52PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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How can you prove the validity of anything in our religion?

its an impossible to answer question see how he struggles with it.
Jun 8 2011 7:53PM
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fujarome
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I cannot believe that despite being first, this has gone unnoticed
Jun 8 2011 7:53PM
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TechnoPotamus
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...with a little boy.




ZING
Jun 8 2011 7:54PM
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AwR
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Please go on...how could Catholics bash atheists? Maybe it should be wrote why would they bash atheists? Wouldn't that be against wwjd?

Oh wait the Catholics bashing of atheists already happened with a little thing called the crusades. cept it was their skills not opinions.
Jun 8 2011 7:56PM
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