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What is the best way to annoy telemarketers?

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mkuczmarski11
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So I keep on getting a call from telemarketers asking for a deborah. Well my name isn't deborah and I keep on asking to be put on their do not call list. Anyways I always get called from a different strange number always asking for a deborah. Last time I asked to be put on a do not call list, the telemarketer said I will call you every fifteen minutes until Jesus comes. So anyways how can I annoy the shit out of a telemarketer. I need good Idea.
Jun 8 2011 10:32AM
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[tk]
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lol threads
Jun 8 2011 4:01PM
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Benji.
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Dude first of all i get a call all the time asking for Deborah. SO annoying. its from Orange County area. probably the same bitches. and second of all, a good way to annoy them? Try and order food just like you were calling them for takeout.
Jun 8 2011 4:12PM
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Davin
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My sister's boyfriend answered as my mother and it was for aspca. The one with the really sad commercial of the puppies and cats. So he thought to make them feel bad for once, he told the lady in a girly voice that he had cancer and the lady was crying. He kept it going for about ten minutes then he finally hung up because of pure boredom. Do this as Deborah, funny shit.
Jun 8 2011 4:18PM
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Toasty.
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troll them like your trolling the morman chat site

Jun 8 2011 4:21PM
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SPskier543
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slap your leg or arm or something repetedely to sound like your wacking off an while they are talking groan/moan every once in a while and throw a couple soft, "oh yes"'s in there. they get all flustered and eventually hang up
Jun 8 2011 4:22PM
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mkuczmarski11
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I just laughed my ass off at this. I love it. Make a fapping noise in the background. lol.
Jun 8 2011 4:33PM
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eldridge
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tell them deborah just died in an accident then start crying.... eats their heart out

Jun 8 2011 4:44PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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Jun 8 2011 4:51PM
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bo0b
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when they call you call oyu, say "hey dick" then proceed to only call them dick and other names while pretending to be interested in the product
Jun 8 2011 4:56PM
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mkuczmarski11
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^hah thatd be funny and easy to do...any other suggestions?
Jun 8 2011 5:23PM
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buddychaps
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Jun 8 2011 5:33PM
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ORDEAL
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this, and give them fake info and shit
Jun 8 2011 5:38PM
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Captain_Slow
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def trying that next time
Jun 8 2011 5:56PM
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Orrin
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A telemarketer hung up on ME a few weeks ago. True story bro.
Jun 8 2011 6:20PM
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mkuczmarski11
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I just got a call asking for Deborah again. I told the guy (who was some indian guy who couldn't speak any english, and said he was in utah, and said his name was jim) that I was deborah. I then proceeded to ask him extremely specific questions about Utah where he stumbled his answers. I also told him that I was the next doogie howser and was in graduate school studying astrophysics making my own theory of relativity. The guy started getting really into it, then I made up a fake address. Then I said that once I spent about 20 minutes talking to him that I wasn't interested in any of the magazines that he was selling. He got angry and said that I wasted his time. lol. Oh BTW I used a tourettes guy soundboard http://professordoom.deviantart.com/art/TourettesGuy-Soundboard-17805410. and said "Uh-huh" after everything he said. haha. now I hope I get more telemarketing calls. lol
Jun 8 2011 7:42PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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haha winning
Jun 8 2011 7:47PM
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snwbrdmilf
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This is my mom. It'd be hilarious cause we'd be watching tv or something and outta no where she'd start screaming, "You pain in my god damned ass get off the fucking tv before I beat you with the spatula again!!" And then she'd casually start talking to him again as if nothing happened, and then a couple minutes later start yelling more profanities at us. It was always hilarious. Especially with the crap she'd come up with.
Jun 8 2011 9:02PM
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iggs
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i ask them what theyre wearing and slowly moan as they tell me
Jun 8 2011 9:05PM
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.Emerson.
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Why pretend to make fapping noises when you could actually fap while on the phone?
Jun 8 2011 9:13PM
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Bodhisattva
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Wow, you're really original. And what is this made-up language called "Chinese" you speak of? Is it your own creation?
Jun 8 2011 9:14PM
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