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You are all retarted

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kingkang
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So for all of you who think freeride skiing is turning into aerials you are all absolutely wrong. First off, in aerials you are judged on a given score for the trick you perform multiplied by how well you perform the trick. Us in freeride competitons are far from that. Also in aerials there are pretty much 2 tricks, a back lay and back full. Skiers just do different variations by adding flips and twists. Freeride is completely different where there are tons of different tricks and they can all be varied by different grabs that add different style to it. So basically anybody who is sane on this site will see that freeride is in no way near aerials. And in no way is freeride any better than aerials. They are just different sports with different mindsets
Jun 8 2011 8:34AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
oh the irony!!!
Jun 8 2011 8:35AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
if anyone is a retard, it's you, OP

Freeride:
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Aerials
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Freestyle:
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so, you just noticed that those three things are actually quite different ?
good for you, here's a cookie!
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Jun 8 2011 8:41AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
no u
Jun 8 2011 9:09AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
it's "retarded", not "retarted"

ironic thread is ironic...
Jun 8 2011 9:21AM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
u got freeride and freestyle mixed up man. but who would think that anyway?
Jun 8 2011 9:23AM
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dicksonmyanis
Posts: 10 - Karma: 11
aha
Jun 8 2011 9:40AM
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kingkang
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
Ahh i beg to differ. Freestyle is moguls/ aerials, freeride is slope, pipe, and backcountry shit.
Jun 8 2011 9:45AM
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lukewalnuts
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Jun 8 2011 9:49AM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
his body reminds me of will ferrell's ha..
Jun 8 2011 9:51AM
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LittleFoot
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i would like the cookie
Jun 8 2011 10:17AM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
you're right, they're way different. aerialists don't grab mute!
Jun 8 2011 10:19AM
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JsNeagle
Posts: 1405 - Karma: 1,576
This thread really shows how big of an age gap there can be on this website sometimes.  Freestyle has somewhat morphed into a term that includes park skiing, but traditionally:

Freestyle = Aerials, Moguls, Acro

Freeride = Backcountry, Park, Anything else.

Basically, Freestyle and Aerials aren't two different things.  Freestyle is an term that includes Aerials.  Pretty hard to argue with.
Jun 8 2011 10:58AM
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nellyyy
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 3,269
Spot on. "Freestyle" is definitely not a new term - stems back from the hot dogging days where people would compete in/ski all three - aerials, moguls, and acro.
Jun 8 2011 11:03AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
i lost
Jun 8 2011 11:29AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
I'm getting in on page one. I don't have anything to add so here's a photo of the snow we just got....our opening weekend is in 3 days

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Jun 8 2011 11:58AM
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SirFryanator
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fuck a label go skiing
Jun 8 2011 12:01PM
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Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
hahahahahhahahahahahaha the cookie
Jun 8 2011 12:04PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
if the issue come up because some pros are doing triples and bigger spins, then chill the fuck out because thats about .01% of the people who ski, nothing to worry about
Jun 8 2011 12:26PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
moar cookies.

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Jun 8 2011 12:31PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
The summer trolls are just getting dumber and dumber.
Jun 8 2011 12:36PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
aah, did we ALL really say that skiing is aerials? Didnt actually ANYONE say skiing is aerials.

man your dumb. Go eat those cookies.
Jun 8 2011 12:38PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
DIBS!! those are mine
Jun 8 2011 1:12PM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73
Ahahaha
Jun 8 2011 1:39PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
obvious troll is obvious
Jun 8 2011 2:09PM
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Nicko1981
Posts: 527 - Karma: 180
The word is retard, not retart.


You are a retart.
Jun 8 2011 2:18PM
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JibbaTheHutt
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,597
LOUD NOISES.
Jun 8 2011 2:38PM
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
I like chocolate milk.
Jun 8 2011 2:50PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
Quoting for emphasis.
Jun 8 2011 2:54PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
go eat some poop
Jun 8 2011 3:22PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Ha! and you're at 10000
Jun 8 2011 3:26PM
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Shifties4Dayz
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 553
I LOVE LAMP!
Jun 8 2011 3:43PM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
totally bro.
Jun 8 2011 3:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I'm not even mad.
Jun 8 2011 3:57PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
I am extremely mad.
Jun 8 2011 3:59PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030

ballet skiing is freestyle you basically shit the bed here cuz this is why people think skiing is gay....(even tho his cork 9 is pretty sick)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i53PFdLqTWU

Jun 8 2011 5:22PM
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lanny94
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 165
jealous
Jun 8 2011 5:38PM
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whegrodamus.
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Jun 8 2011 5:40PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
I JUST GOT A COOKIE!
Jun 8 2011 6:59PM
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minihef
Posts: 813 - Karma: 781
And here's another "retart".
Jun 8 2011 7:10PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
page 1

claim
Jun 8 2011 7:26PM
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forum10
Posts: 421 - Karma: 2
oh god, you're the one retarded skier that makes every other skier look extremely dumb, irrational and just plain unpleasant... you're the fucking john wilkes booth of skiing.
Jun 8 2011 7:28PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
let's.......go make a friendship cake and leave it at that. yes?
Jun 8 2011 7:36PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,089
Now I want cookies
Jun 9 2011 12:04AM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
this thread is now about your favorite cookie.

white macadamia nut mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Jun 9 2011 12:07AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
cmon man you know thats not true. seriously ask anyone on this site and see what happens
Jun 9 2011 12:25AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
cmon man you know thats not true. seriously ask anyone on this site and see what happens
Jun 9 2011 12:25AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
my beezy^
Jun 9 2011 12:27AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
OP is retarded, /thread.
Jun 9 2011 1:15AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
It's funny cause your taking this fella seriously, he's obviously trolling on his alias
Jun 9 2011 1:22AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
Trolling on an alias? Is this summer NSG? OMG liek WTF I totally needed someone to point that 1 out for meh!
Jun 9 2011 1:23AM
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