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Oddest things which have happened at Burger King?

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GratefulDead
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Yesterday i was at burger king because i wanted to get some fries and an icee. And the line was not moving because there were like 3 people there and mad people at the drive through, and the lady at the front of the line said that her child is allergic to nuts, and dairy so they needed to change their gloves before making the burger for her kid. Why would you go to burger king if you actually cared for the child who has those allergies?
Jun 7 2011 12:33PM
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little1337
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because this is America. Nothing will stop us from getting a whopper.
Jun 7 2011 12:34PM
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SECKZ69sl00p
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fuckin bitch is retarded. i hate people like that

Jun 7 2011 12:36PM
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SECKZ69sl00p
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fuckin bitch is retarded. i hate people like that

Jun 7 2011 12:36PM
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not exactly threadworthy, not even really odd. having a kid with allergies has to be the scariest thing, you have to check all the labels and always ask when at a restaurant if theres allergies
Jun 7 2011 12:36PM
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THAT-GUY
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In my town we have two Burger Kings, one we call murder king because some of the employees came up with heist to rob their own burger king and ended up killing people when it went south
Jun 7 2011 12:37PM
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GratefulDead
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If you were allergic and would die from eating something as simple as nuts or dairy, would you trust your life in the hands of burger king? I definitely wouldn't, and i wouldn't trust them with the life of my kid either haha
Jun 7 2011 12:37PM
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Bittner
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Wow thats pretty stupid espically on a busy day..

The strangest thing ive had happen at BK was one of the employees an old creepy lady named Brenda was just getting off of her shift about 5 minuties after we arrived. After her shift she goes out side and stands there for about 10 minutes talking to herself (like usual) After that she came back in went to the bathroom and went outside for a few more minutes. This whole time there were two like 28 year old guys in a red mustang who were kinda nerdy eating their food. After about a total of 20 minutes of standing there she approaches them and they start talking. After 10 Minutes of talking she gets in the car with them and drive off...Probably the weirdest thing i've ever seen at Burger King/
Jun 7 2011 12:38PM
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RubberSoul
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weirdest thing to happen at burger king that i can think of is the time we were fucking around in the playplace (we were still kids) and this crazy old woman started yelling that we had a knife, so being stupid kids we ran inside and she ran into the kitchen screaming about us having a knife. as we left she was still inside the kitchen telling some dude making whoppers that we (10 year old kids) had a knife etc etc
Jun 7 2011 12:53PM
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danderson.
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This was back when I was a little kid. I ordered, got my meal, and was expecting a Spider-man toy because that's what they were having at the time. Instead, I got some stupid-ass Asian toy that you can't do shit with. My dad got up and went to the display case where they have all the toys and broke off the display plastic part of the the thing and took out a Spider-man toy and gave it to me. I was then happy for the car ride home. Thanks dad!
Jun 7 2011 12:55PM
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Bittner
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dude thats sick what a boss dad
Jun 7 2011 12:57PM
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Montville57
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some homeless lady went into the bathroom and shit all over the walls... darkest day of my cousins life
Jun 7 2011 1:04PM
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danderson.
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I just died.
Jun 7 2011 1:07PM
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Bittner
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I just pictured that matched with your icon = TONS OF LOLZ
Jun 7 2011 1:13PM
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LittleFoot
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saw 2 guys juggling meat paddies in the back at a mcdonalds once. I dont really like burger king so i dont have many stories from there
Jun 7 2011 1:17PM
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mistahfabbydavis
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best is to go to BK and jus sit by the window and then mean mug all the people going though the drive- though.
That's right, speed up fatass
Jun 7 2011 2:14PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Second post ftw
Jun 7 2011 2:25PM
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stupendous-man
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hahaha these are great if i ate fast food more often id have some good ones too
Jun 7 2011 2:29PM
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EmperorKuzco
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ohhh man thats weird
Jun 7 2011 2:34PM
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jibnut
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lol @ burger king. I used to eat there when I would go fishin with my dad early in the morning. Only good times there, no bad.
Jun 7 2011 2:42PM
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Bonzalo
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Last thing that happened to me in a BK. It was last year when I went there with some friends after a party. We ere drunk and we wanted to eat some shit. Long story short, the BK was closed, the only people inside it were the employees cleaning some stuff, so we started knocking the door and yelling and them. They told us that it was closed and to go away. We got really mad, no reason why, just because we wanted to eat and it was close. So we started to insult the guys. Then the 3-4 guys came out the BK and they wanted to fight with us, we started throwing a bottle at them and then trying to hit them. They started running to the BK and one of my friend kicked the Drive thru microphone and breaks it.
We had to run away and then we had some shit with cops, nothing really important.

Jun 7 2011 4:44PM
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B-WASS
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for some reason i thought this was hilarious... and BUMP
Jun 14 2011 12:23AM
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84west
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once in a taco bell while i was grabbing a straw and some "hot" sauce a homeless old guy came up to me and offered to sell me a handfull of ketchup packets, he then proceeded to empty the tubs of hot sauce explaining that he could "get a quarter a piece for these on burnside (a treet in portland, where i live)"
Jun 14 2011 12:47AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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in the mall cafeteria , some 12-13 year old kids came up to me and asked me if i knew where a guy could score some weed. I told them to go to the pizza hut, ask for Jimmy and tell them you want to order the Bob Marly, extra crispy, About 15 minutes later, they came back super pissed and threatened to call their big friend who apparently would beat the shit out of me.



fun times
Jun 14 2011 1:03AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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not really bk, but close enough
Jun 14 2011 1:06AM
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FerrisBueller
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epic fucking quote

+++k
Jun 14 2011 1:31AM
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585.
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everytime i go to eat at bk it takes fucking lightyears to get food.
Jun 14 2011 1:44AM
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JIBpsy^^
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bizarre story but i think its ridiculous how people associate knives with sketchy characters etc. Just because i carry a knife incase i need to cut something or acctualy defend myself doesnt mean i am going to mug you. not really BK but i have pulled out my knife its a little 2 and half inche blade in public and people start looking at me like im gonna stab them and steal there wallet when in fact i had a hang nail.
Jun 14 2011 1:47AM
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B-WASS
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BUMP for some more funny stories
Jul 22 2011 12:10PM
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Ryan.Street
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My buddy traded the guy in the drive through window a cigarette for an extra patty on his triple wopper... I have never see a quad wopper before that and wish i never had. He didn't feel good after that.
Jul 22 2011 12:17PM
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dmc12380
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Back in highschool my friend got dinner there almost every night, sometimes he had 2-3 of his meals per day at BK, no joke he loved that shit. Any ways, he would always go thru the drivethru, never inside, and the lady at the drivethru was a big bitch, always in a bad mood all the time. So one night when we ordered lots of food, drove thru the drive thru and egged this lady and sped off, getting the whole thing on film.

The look on her face was priceless.

Fuck anyone who thinks this was a bad thing to do, we were in high school.
Jul 22 2011 12:19PM
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geteducated
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but think of all the money you could sue for!!
Jul 22 2011 12:21PM
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Nathn
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Really? It only usually takes me miles or sometimes even feet.
Jul 22 2011 12:28PM
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.Hugo.
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Why the hell were you at Burger King for 40+ minutes?
Jul 22 2011 12:31PM
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corona
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sitting in a parking lot at night with a perfect view of a bk drive through, some car pulls up and someone gets out all in dark clothing with a hood then the car goes up through the drive through and orders something then as they are handing the food through the window the guy who got out of the car ran past and grabbed it and kept on running then hid in the parking lot i was at. the car at the window was there for a bit more before getting handed another bag, obviously not having to pay twice. then goes and picked up the guy in the parking lot with the first bag of food. that's when I realized they were geniuses
Jul 22 2011 12:33PM
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-Mugatu
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even though he could have asked to exchange the toy for the proper one...
Jul 22 2011 12:33PM
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.Hugo.
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We did this 2 years ago. Hit both Bk's and both McDonalds in our town that summer
Jul 22 2011 12:35PM
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207
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qft
Jul 22 2011 12:38PM
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Petey.
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Do terrifying experiences count?

I went to BK blazed as balls with two of my friends last summer one night. We go inside and are standing in line behind these 3 girls, 2 of which used to go to high school with us, and they're CLEARLY drunk as shit. Anyways, 10 minutes goes by, and by this time me and my buddies have our food and are sitting at our table just chillin and munchin....

BAM. Cop walks in, no doubt they were called by an employee due to the belligerent bitches that were ahead of us who were also eating their food inside. Needless to say at this point we're tweaking shit, paranoid as hell. We decide to waste a little time in the bathroom hoping they'll get done and peace. We finally leave BK and head to our car when we see not only the town cop and girls next to our car but a fucking state trooper with them, the two officers giving a sobriety test to one of the girls.

Adding insult to injury, out of all the cars (5-6) in that big ass empty parking lot that night, they just had to be parked next to ours. So, scared as fuck, we approach our vehicle that we had burn cruised in only ~30 minutes before, open the doors to get in and the weed smell just wafts out. God damn.

We tear the fuck out of that parking lot while the state trooper watches us leave over his shoulder.

Never burn run and go for fast food i guess
Jul 22 2011 1:04PM
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Relish_man
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HAHAHA awesome fucking movie!


worst that's happened to me is that the local crazy/autistic guy came to me and my friends asking us what we thought about his hair. that dude is epic we see him all the time he's like a local legend
Jul 22 2011 1:18PM
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*simba*
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Transition to McD's for a sec.

When I was a wee lad, I was at the playplace and some lady tripped on something and smacked her head against the side of the building (stone).

Blood was everywhere, and the ambulance came and I just assumed she was was dead.

Jul 22 2011 1:24PM
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thelizards
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lol


But in all seriousness fuck fast food, that shits not real
Jul 22 2011 1:29PM
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B-runge
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hahahaha
Jul 22 2011 1:34PM
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Doug.
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Not Bk, But Dons is close enough.

One night after a party me and a few friends went to McDonalds to get some drunken food. It was probably around 2 or 2:30 and the place was packed with drunk people of all ages. While I was standing in line I started talking to a couple girls that were in front of me in the line. After awhile they asked if I had any weed or a joint that we could go smoke. Before I could answer some chubby, hairy, 25ish year old guy said "Ive got a joint for you" in a seductive voice. We all look over at him, happy to hear that we have found one. He then brings his hands down to his belt (Our eyes follow) pulls down his pants. Holds his dick in his hands and says "HERE IT IS!". He then proceeds to stand there for about 3 minutes like that. To top it all off his dick was tiny so it was pretty funny.
Jul 22 2011 3:18PM
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technique.
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classic
Jul 22 2011 3:31PM
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