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12ParkRat60
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Getting lift head is totally acceptable right, some girls I know are trying to diss me for getting it.
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Jul 29 2004 11:06PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
lift head ya as long as shes hot but im more into head in the gongeula it warmer



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Jul 29 2004 11:07PM
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1212j5j5
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fersure..
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Jul 29 2004 11:10PM
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IrishDrink87
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some girls...are gay



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Jul 30 2004 12:24AM
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MistaSkier
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I wouldn't say acceptable. Maybe amazing though.


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Jul 30 2004 1:00AM
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P-JO
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okayY




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Jul 30 2004 1:15AM
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hucker22
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lift? are you british or is it a ski lift? elevators are cool
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Jul 30 2004 7:40AM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
or gondolas haha they're great for everything



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Jul 30 2004 7:48AM
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bigJ
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gondolas or better, no draft



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Jul 30 2004 7:50AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
or trams, a bit risky but...

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Jul 30 2004 7:51AM
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asac
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chair dome is awesome.





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Jul 30 2004 8:23AM
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221
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as long as she's hot? what the fuck is that?? Who the fuck cares? all you see is the back of her head.

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Jul 30 2004 8:29AM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
all she needs is hair ^
Jul 30 2004 8:30AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
or a toque/hat/helmet/bonnet/wig

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Jul 30 2004 8:38AM
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What_A_Wookie
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amen.
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Jul 30 2004 10:07AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
hell, it could be your brother, just dont look down.

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Jul 30 2004 11:07AM
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eheath
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yeah hookin up in a gondola is sweet, but time passes so fast
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Jul 30 2004 11:14AM
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DynastarriderGP
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ya that'd be neat.



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Jul 30 2004 12:40PM
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KingShit
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She better be quick and good, cause I am NOT going to be getting off the lift with blue balls thats for damn sure... and if it happens then Rosie Palm here I calm...



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Jul 30 2004 12:42PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
I wish I had gondolas, who knows how far it would go then.
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Jul 30 2004 9:44PM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
What about just havin sex on a big ass comfortable bed?


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Jul 30 2004 10:39PM
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girlwhodontski
Posts: 523 - Karma: 9
^ i was just pondering that myself.
Jul 30 2004 10:41PM
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12ParkRat60
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That always works the best, but when you get that urge and ur on a lift, theres not much of a choice
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Jul 30 2004 10:42PM
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girlwhodontski
Posts: 523 - Karma: 9
i've never heard of doing that on a life.sounds crazy. im gonna have to try that.
Jul 30 2004 10:44PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
I can be your lucky victim if you want
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Jul 30 2004 11:25PM
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girlwhodontski
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newsflash hun, you live in pa
Jul 30 2004 11:27PM
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hucksterjibber15
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ya, i would say its entirely acceptable. and the brother thing is a bit of a stretch. the whole girl thing is a must. maybe sister tho
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Jul 31 2004 12:40AM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
Where do you live? b/c im going out west this winter
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Jul 31 2004 9:07PM
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girlwhodontski
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montana
Jul 31 2004 10:22PM
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12ParkRat60
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Could stop on the way to Whistler
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Aug 8 2004 11:38PM
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ShitSlam4
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To bad u have never done that on a lift pussyfooter.
Aug 8 2004 11:40PM
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girlwhodontski
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you could.but not if your really nasty.

I learned to swim in a bathtub.

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Aug 8 2004 11:41PM
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12ParkRat60
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You wouldnt know b/c your to busy getting ur shit packed by your boyfriend
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Aug 8 2004 11:42PM
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girlwhodontski
Posts: 523 - Karma: 9
wow defensive.and btw, i dont have a bf at the moment

I learned to swim in a bathtub.

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Aug 8 2004 11:46PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
its all about fuckin in the woods against a tree. not in the winter though. lift head? why not, you can do anything on the chairlift if you put your mind to it





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Aug 8 2004 11:50PM
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freekskier13
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
ohh yeah the woods are the best
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Aug 9 2004 12:13AM
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davidh
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a mouth is a mouth. Except when it's a guy, in which case it's fuckin queer. I could never get any chicks I know to give head. They're all prudes to the max
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Aug 9 2004 12:45AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
^u must be one ugly son of a bitch then, either that or not know many chicks.





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Aug 9 2004 12:54AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
gondolas cauz there would be less shrinkage and u wouldnt have those people staring at you behind or infront or on the mountain


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Aug 9 2004 2:12PM
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skiierman
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^ ah let em stare and be like, 'yesa thats right! im gettin sum, and you arent bitches!'



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Aug 9 2004 2:43PM
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r_witt
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dammit i want gondolas
it take me 15 seconds to get up our lifts at my hill and they are wide open
if somebody would pull that off here id give them a plaque or something
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Aug 9 2004 3:46PM
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d-loc
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one of my friends was told by a stiper that she could finish him in 20 seconds or less. he didnt believe it so he gave $10 and was done is 14 sec



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Aug 9 2004 4:48PM
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KingShit
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haha thats great... what exactly did she do?



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Aug 9 2004 4:50PM
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skiierman
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only 10 bucks??? whats her number?



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Aug 9 2004 4:50PM
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d-loc
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i dunno i just heard the story i wasnt watching ;)



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Aug 9 2004 5:46PM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
gondopla is much better



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Aug 10 2004 8:19AM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
Gondolas or atleast domes (less shrinkage, and possiblity of frost bite)
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Aug 10 2004 6:01PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
i doubt most of you, if not all of you, that replied to this thread have never had a girl give you head at all let alone on a lift.

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Aug 10 2004 6:30PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Dont be a dumb hooker making stupid assumptions like that.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 10 2004 6:31PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
I can honestly say i got head from 2 girls at a party last night
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Aug 10 2004 6:33PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
so fuck you
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Aug 11 2004 9:45PM
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