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So i found viagra on the sidewalk today

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deleted5
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like 5 pills in a bag does anyone know what happens if your dick works but you take it and have sex anyway?
Jun 6 2011 2:43PM
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Dr.Marshall
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I suggest raffling them off at a nursing home.

Jun 6 2011 6:18PM
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Jimmy.
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fucking hilarious
Jun 6 2011 6:19PM
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crab_pretzel
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this
Jun 6 2011 6:23PM
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FerrisBueller
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i just had sex lol
Jun 6 2011 6:54PM
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little1337
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it would cancle out previous erection therefor nothing shall hapen. exept your dick will explode
Jun 6 2011 7:53PM
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Mama.
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liar
Jun 6 2011 8:08PM
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yeahno
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:O
Jun 6 2011 8:12PM
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FerrisBueller
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not lying at all.
Jun 6 2011 8:16PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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You cant have sex, Your dead remember.
Jun 6 2011 8:28PM
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Milksteak
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lol
Jun 6 2011 8:29PM
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207
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i loled
Jun 6 2011 8:47PM
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Mama.
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Exactly.
Jun 7 2011 4:28PM
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derpina
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I don't think one person has mentioned that in the case of ischemic priapism, blood flows into the penis but doesn't flow out. The loss of circulation deprives the corpora cavernosa of oxygen and causes a painful, rigid erection. If left untreated, the loss of oxygen can damage erectile tissues, cause the formation of scar tissue, and lead to a permanent loss of function.

If you don't need it, don't take it... or it could be your last erection.

Jun 7 2011 4:52PM
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Brenone
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Way to take the fun out of it. Geez.
Jun 7 2011 4:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
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If I'm gonna die, I sure as shit wanna go out rockin a mega huge boner leaving satisfied women in my wake
Jun 7 2011 4:55PM
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BlackieChan
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At first glance I thought the title was "So I found my vagina on the sidewalk today" and taking pills found on a sidewalk sounds pretty legit.
Jun 7 2011 4:56PM
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derpina
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Ummmmm no you wouldn't die, only your penis would.
Jun 7 2011 5:00PM
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H8CH
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Jun 7 2011 5:02PM
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arneson
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it FALLS OFF
Jun 7 2011 5:07PM
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PopsicleStand
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man i always wanted to try it.. hook me up with some.

could be fun
Jun 7 2011 5:31PM
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Childstar.
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he just finished up with the last virgin
Jun 7 2011 5:34PM
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KendiLax22
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Sell = big bucks
Jun 7 2011 6:39PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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Jun 7 2011 7:09PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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except with your dick
Jun 7 2011 7:09PM
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Travapple.
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you stop that.
Jun 8 2011 2:12AM
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