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So i found viagra on the sidewalk today

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deleted5
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like 5 pills in a bag does anyone know what happens if your dick works but you take it and have sex anyway?
Jun 6 2011 2:43PM
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maximiliaan
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MEGAPENIS
Jun 6 2011 2:44PM
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General_Ripper
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you get a big boner for like 5 hours
Jun 6 2011 2:44PM
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attitash46
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i strikes me as a bad idea to take viagra from the side of the road...... just sayin
Jun 6 2011 2:44PM
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Travapple.
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POP THEM ALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 6 2011 2:44PM
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MADDECENT
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Dont listen to him

Your dick will pop

Trust m-...Nevermind
Jun 6 2011 2:45PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Your dick explodes.
Jun 6 2011 2:46PM
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Ski_the_east01
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same thing as if your dick didnt work...you get a boner
Jun 6 2011 2:46PM
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Deluge
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YOUR DICK GETS STIFF
Jun 6 2011 2:52PM
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BlakeLively
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you get a boner for a real long time and then your dick would probably hurt afterwards.
Jun 6 2011 2:56PM
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SeanTom
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it multiplies the magnitude of your orgasms, as you cum your dick explodes. simple as that.
Jun 6 2011 3:04PM
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soulskier
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one surefire way to find out, feed some to your dog
Jun 6 2011 3:12PM
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MiraFFe
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It's like rare candy for a pokemon, you'll automatically gain an inch and learn a new move, Waterfall bitch
Jun 6 2011 3:15PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
hahahahahaha
but seriously you will get a megaboner
Jun 6 2011 3:16PM
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yeahno
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:O
Jun 6 2011 3:17PM
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TechnoPotamus
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the ultra balls, you'll haz dem
Jun 6 2011 3:19PM
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Mr.Turtle
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pop em all and get back to us
Jun 6 2011 3:19PM
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Huck_Norris
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Even after you come, your dick will stay uncomfortably, obnoxiously hard for like another hour. 

Not as cool as it might seem. 

Jun 6 2011 3:19PM
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RubberSoul
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tempting, yes?
Jun 6 2011 3:20PM
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Sallabillz
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hahahaha sketchy
Jun 6 2011 3:22PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you will have a raging hard on for several hours. like solid steel indestructible boner even after you blow your load. if you have a girlfriend and you want to fuck her like she's never been fucked, then go to town on her for several hours and blow your load a million times. she'll get off quite a few times in the process, too.

also, FYI - Viagra is FUCKING EXPENSIVE! The pharmacy price for those pills without any insurance is close to $25.00 (US) per 100 mg pill. Basically, depending on whether or not you have 50 mg or 100 mg pills, you just found a nice chunk of change.

Do NOT eat more than 100 mg though. Your vision WILL likely be distorted at 100 mg+ . You will see kind of like a blue haze over everything.
Jun 6 2011 3:26PM
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AWALLRUS.
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eat it, maybe its disguised extacy
Jun 6 2011 3:27PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i think OP knows what to do now
Jun 6 2011 3:28PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well...  While it was fun, I wouldn't do it again.  It actually hurt, and ther comes a time when you're like "Is this ever going to go down???  Should I be seeking medical attention yet???" because there's only so much she's going to be able to handle, and then you're just sitting there like "Um, yeah...  so...  about this whole 'boner for eternity' thing"

Jun 6 2011 3:29PM
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RubberSoul
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haha no i can imagine how it would go from awesome to really fucking annoying/sort of worrisome. i mean, even when im just drunk sometimes i get bored/frustrated when the chick's gotten off a bunch of times and i still can't cum (this coming from someone who usually is wishing they could last longer). it's fun to make a girl go crazy like that but not feeling any satisfaction in a reasonable amount of time is not cool..
Jun 6 2011 3:34PM
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I_Am_Mod
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bake it into a cake and invite some of your boyfriends to come and eat it and have raging boners all night long while watching episode of sex and the city with your bros!
-no homo
Jun 6 2011 3:35PM
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inactive
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used recreationally, you get high off dick. dont do it
Jun 6 2011 3:36PM
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.frenchy
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Ya dude, pop that viagra from the sidewalk! haha
Jun 6 2011 3:42PM
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Huck_Norris
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The worst words ever...  "omg are you almost done?  it's starting to really hurt"

Then you manage to finish, yet it's still up and uncomfortably hard...  For another hour.  Not cool.  Unless you have like two other girls in line or something.   

Jun 6 2011 3:44PM
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PacificRimJob
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I took one once... Ex girlfriend didnt walk right for a few days afterwards...

No, but really - that whole 4 hour boner thing is ridiculous. It's realy only about 2...

And... yeah dont take that one.
Jun 6 2011 3:45PM
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I_Am_Mod
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you could always switch to the other hole....
Jun 6 2011 3:46PM
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RubberSoul
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makes me appreciate being a guy even more.. sure if you cum in like 10 seconds that blows but as long as you keep it going for a respectable time..at least you know youre gonna get off
Jun 6 2011 3:47PM
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skifoo
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why dont we all go and pick random pills from sidewalk?
Jun 6 2011 3:49PM
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snowdon
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So...is this a spoof of the finding pot thread or not?

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Jun 6 2011 3:53PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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first page
Jun 6 2011 3:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
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sweet second post!


sarcasm.
Jun 6 2011 3:57PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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that would not be the smartest idea taking anything that you find on thee sidewalk...
Jun 6 2011 4:06PM
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yeahno
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youre fat...



shelly
Jun 6 2011 4:43PM
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Davy.Crockett
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haha when i was in middle school this kid took some to try and be funny and was hard for like 8 hours, shacked it like 10 times in the bathroom trying to get rid of it, accidentally ate some nitrates, then had to go to the hospital. fun
Jun 6 2011 4:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
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not as much as i like HOTTSHELLY
Jun 6 2011 4:58PM
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gnarles.
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give one to a friend sneakly at school or work
Jun 6 2011 5:10PM
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BIGben*
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This.
Jun 6 2011 5:19PM
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ndye
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Give one to your dog.
Jun 6 2011 5:19PM
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LAME.
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sell.

Jun 6 2011 5:39PM
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StreetsOfRage
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she has 3 posts and already 120 karma. fucking guys and giving girls karma. like really "i gave you karma can you send meh pics?" i swear thats what all these dudes think. Fuck now i gotta give her 10/10.
Jun 6 2011 5:47PM
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.Natty.
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Do it Robby, you won't
Jun 6 2011 5:53PM
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DGski
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laced?
Jun 6 2011 6:00PM
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jblaski
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And if that didn't work....
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/gay-porn-viagra-boner-challenge?xrs=share_copy
Jun 6 2011 6:01PM
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ORDEAL
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^ lol'd
Jun 6 2011 6:04PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Jun 6 2011 6:10PM
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tall_pants
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Take them one at a time
Jun 6 2011 6:12PM
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