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gnarshrelpt
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so i was bangin my girlfriend a park parking lot minding our own business. then a cop rolls up and gives us each a citation for "using the park after hours." its for 50 dollars which i think is bullshit for just being in the parking lot. does anyone know if he can legally give me this fine?
Jun 6 2011 12:44AM
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KevinK.
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FIRST PAGE.
Im pretty sure its illegal to have sex in a park.
Jun 6 2011 12:47AM
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Travapple.
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Mind picking up the huge claim you just dropped? littering is frowned upon.
Jun 6 2011 12:47AM
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corona
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damn, barely time for the boner to subside and you're already on NS telling the tale.

but seriously, yes you probably have to pay the ticket. you may have been trespassing, or maybe your area has a curfew, or that specific spot (like most parks around where I am) have 'closing hours' where you're not allowed to being in it after a certain time. or you may not have been allowed to park there after a certain hour.  there are a million reasons why you could have gotten a ticket. Look into it though just in case.
Jun 6 2011 12:48AM
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gnarshrelpt
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unintended claim. i just wanna see a way around paying 50 dollars for stupid shit
Jun 6 2011 12:49AM
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soulskier
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a littering ticket would be another fifty
Jun 6 2011 12:50AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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yeah op you got off easy
Jun 6 2011 12:52AM
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.AR6rider.
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The park was closed...you were still in it. I don't see the problem. Pay the fine and don't be an idiot next time.
Jun 6 2011 12:53AM
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Sallabillz
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exposed
Jun 6 2011 1:20AM
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StreetsOfRage
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DONT DO IT IN THE PARK!!!


Jun 6 2011 1:21AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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page no. 1 /claim
Jun 6 2011 4:19AM
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alexg1687
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$50 for sex is a good deal these days. What's the problem?
Jun 6 2011 6:37AM
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idskithat
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im jsut gunna get in here on the first page...
Jun 6 2011 6:40AM
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Nathn
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Jun 6 2011 9:09AM
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whitechocolate
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got caught too, they let us go though
ticket free
Jun 6 2011 9:15AM
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TechnoPotamus
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yeah i'd say that's a steal. $50 usually will barely get you a rub and tug. certainly won't let you piss in a butthole
Jun 6 2011 9:18AM
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technique.
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ahahahahha this!

but yeah most parks close once its dark
Jun 6 2011 9:18AM
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Hoppy
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Dogging!
Jun 6 2011 10:43AM
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monkatizer
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was about to say this exactly
Jun 6 2011 10:47AM
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Mike-O
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Screwing in a park is hardly a claim.
Jun 6 2011 10:50AM
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MatRich
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If you were there doing something bad, probably means a lot of people have done bad stuff there too and so the city has a curfew on that spot.
Jun 6 2011 11:12AM
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deleted5
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wow 100$ together could have bought a 3 way for an hour
Jun 6 2011 11:27AM
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.jersey
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i'd rather pay the 50. be lucky he didnt give you guys an indecent exposure charge
Jun 6 2011 11:36AM
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gnarshrelpt
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i thought the cop would just do this since it was just a park
Jun 7 2011 12:40AM
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MothaHucker
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did you at least get to finish?

Jun 7 2011 1:31AM
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Travapple.
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It is when your 14.
Jun 7 2011 1:54AM
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gregorio
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was it in her butt?
Jun 7 2011 1:56AM
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alexg1687
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"We shouldn't be blocking his cock, we should be guiding it!"
Jun 7 2011 2:11AM
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Moosen
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$50 psh at least you didn't get her pregnant!
Jun 7 2011 3:22AM
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I.B
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Jun 7 2011 3:26AM
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Downtofilm
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so much win in this thread.
Jun 7 2011 3:32AM
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henrytargett
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shoulda finished in your hand.

and then gave that bastard your license with that same hand.


Jun 7 2011 3:46AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Super weak claim thread. I hope they triple your fine
Jun 7 2011 5:09AM
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gnarshrelpt
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again, i had no intention to claim anything haha. just looking for help is all
Jun 7 2011 9:36PM
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ORDEAL
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Suuuuuure


advice: fucking pay the fine pussy. if you werent in the park or shit, then yeah fight it, but you clearly were in the wrong so....
Jun 7 2011 9:40PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this is a subtle claim
Jun 7 2011 9:40PM
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soulskier
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dude, you cant force NS history
Jun 7 2011 9:41PM
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E.C.
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ive fucked in the park once/ claim. not even in a car jsut the middle of the field

but bed is much better anyways.

dont have any closing hours in the parks here
Jun 7 2011 9:44PM
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315jibber94
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its 50 bucks... just pay it and next time get a rooom?

Jun 7 2011 9:48PM
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cultrara
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DONT DO IT IN THE PARK
Jun 7 2011 9:53PM
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TheDude
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my first time was in a park claim./

also 50 bux isnt that bad, did you finish like a bro?

Jun 7 2011 10:05PM
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KrazyistKarl
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50 bucks shit thats a lot of allowance money
Jun 7 2011 10:15PM
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Chompo.
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DONT DO IT IN THE PARK
Jun 7 2011 10:17PM
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AWALLRUS.
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threads
Jun 7 2011 10:32PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Ummmmm, fuck the police???
Jun 7 2011 10:37PM
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Mike-O
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My 14 what?
Jun 8 2011 6:07AM
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gnarshrelpt
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18 for the record. i couldnt find a better place
Jun 8 2011 11:23AM
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1337
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LOL
Jun 8 2011 11:25AM
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yeahno
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yes.
Jun 8 2011 11:50AM
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Travapple.
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What is this?
Jun 8 2011 12:18PM
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The_Cube
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fuck the police
Jun 8 2011 12:45PM
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