Replying to Man, my friend is fuckin dumb

So we were just goin on a little drive last night, and we were just driving down this rural road, and my friend is driving and playing this game. He would flash every car with his brights that we would pass, to see if they would think their brights were on. Its acctually a fun game. So after a while, another car is coming, and he flashes it, and then my other friend starts screaming 'SHit you dumbfuck, that was a sherrifs car, holy shit, you are fucking retarded.' And we are looking out the back window, and the cop puts on his brakes, and so were all scrambling to get on our seatbelts, and my friend, being panicked, takes the pipe out of its hiding spot ans is about to throw it out the fucking window. Well, he never turned around and we were fine.






Joke of the Week:
This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls
out a beer and the little boy says 'Grandpa, can I have one of
those?' Grandpa says 'Is your penis big enough to touch your
asshole?' to which the little boy responds 'No.' 'Then you can't
have one.' A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the
boy asks, 'Can I have on of those?'

Grandpa says 'Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?'
to which the little boy responds 'No.' 'Then you can't have
one.' Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for
food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the
little boy says 'I just won $50,000'

Grandpa says, 'Great, your going to split that with me, right?'
The little boy asks, 'Grandpa, is your penis long enough to
touch your asshole?' 'Yes,' Says grandpa. 'Then go fuck
yourself!'