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Ask a drunk guy.

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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
Do eeeet.
Jun 5 2011 12:39AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Why when I don't poop at night before bed and I wake up the next morning and poop, only 50% of the time it's a satisfying poop?
Jun 5 2011 12:40AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
You have aids.
Jun 5 2011 12:41AM
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soulskier
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what is it?
Jun 5 2011 12:41AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
It is what is it.
Jun 5 2011 12:41AM
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Jahrassicpark
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how much?
Jun 5 2011 12:46AM
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dwhite
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Am I the father?
Jun 5 2011 12:48AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
Are you black? Then yes.
Jun 5 2011 12:48AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
Like this much.................................................................
Jun 5 2011 12:50AM
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OGHolliday
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Why did she leave me the kid?
Jun 5 2011 12:50AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
Because you  make really good pancakes.
Jun 5 2011 12:50AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
killed my second 40 on the ride home but you dont see me akin threads man
Jun 5 2011 12:51AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
Killed my 3rd Mikes Hard.... Pussy.
Jun 5 2011 12:52AM
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soulskier
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well, where can i find it?
Jun 5 2011 12:53AM
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Skee90
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In a back alley behind a dollar tree.
Jun 5 2011 12:54AM
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SkiThe603
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What is the meaning of life?
Jun 5 2011 12:56AM
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Skee90
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To prestige in Black Ops.
Jun 5 2011 12:57AM
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SkiThe603
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I was expecting alot more. You aren't a good drunk.
Jun 5 2011 12:58AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
YOU ARENT A GOOD DANCER!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 5 2011 12:59AM
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kzrstf
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this thread is kind of entertaining

how to avoid traffic?
Jun 5 2011 1:47AM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
pffft drink three blasts and then talk to me... raspberry watermelon yo.
just kidding i'm not drunk, nor can I drink three of those things. they're good but not that fucking good geee wiz
Jun 5 2011 2:03AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
Why is it that my asshole rages like the fiery Pompeii the morning after a night of drinking?
Jun 5 2011 4:39AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,335

friday at 3 i drank a bottle of vodka with some coke, stumbled over to my us military base in germany, started touchin the mp, blacked out infront of everyone. woke up in the hospital 6 hours later and was told i was comma tosed (sp) and had to have my stomach pumped. pretty good for first experience with vodka.

im 16

Jun 5 2011 7:47AM
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BIGben*
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Inb4 "cool story"
Jun 5 2011 8:37AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
^Lolololololol
Jun 5 2011 8:41AM
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Toasty.
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internethighfive.jpg
Jun 5 2011 9:01AM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
whos on first?
Jun 5 2011 9:02AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
why does those guys in internet movies make girls scream when the put their breadstick in their doughnut?
Jun 5 2011 9:31AM
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MiraFFe
Posts: 177 - Karma: 12
to collectively create literature on every topic, idea, culture of every part of history.
Jun 5 2011 10:20AM
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tall_t
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because they dont want their donut's glazing to be wiped by the breadstick.














nothing sexual (really)
Jun 5 2011 11:57AM
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