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Ants on my trampoline

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AWALLRUS.
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every time i go to jump on my trampoline its covered in fucking ants and i have no idea why.
i just jump anyways but then my trampoline just has dead ants on it and cleaning a tramp is no fun.
why are there ants on my trampoline?
Jun 4 2011 11:19PM
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[evan]
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Do you jump bare feet?
Jun 4 2011 11:20PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i do
Jun 4 2011 11:23PM
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Dr.Marshall
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Pee on them.
Jun 4 2011 11:23PM
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nkmo.
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Broom?
Jun 4 2011 11:24PM
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[evan]
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maybe theyre like attracted to the sweat n' shits
Jun 4 2011 11:26PM
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Ski_Alot
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1. spray off trampoline
2. jack off till dry
3. see tramp is dry
4. fuck bitches get money
Jun 4 2011 11:28PM
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ORDEAL
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There's probably food on it Sherlock
Jun 4 2011 11:38PM
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Jahrassicpark
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Because ants are attracted to electricity, and trampolines are often covered in static electricity, also do you have un usual amounts of sugar on you trampoline cause they're attracted to that to, and lastly have you recently masturbated on to your trampoline and left residue, because they are also attracted to sperm because it contains fructose which is natural sugar
Jun 4 2011 11:39PM
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ORDEAL
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I cum all over my tramp and have yet to see one ant
Jun 4 2011 11:51PM
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Jwalk
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Try putting cucumber peels or slices around your trampoline, ants hate cucumbers and they are supposed to work as reppelents
Jun 4 2011 11:59PM
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jorb.co
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aerosol can of flammable substance + lighter = hours of fun and temporary ant elimination

Jun 5 2011 1:36AM
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nskerb
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this
Jun 5 2011 1:48AM
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kzrstf
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what the fuck??????!!!?!?
Jun 5 2011 1:57AM
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Peter.
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ants like electricity, they hate cucumbers
Jun 5 2011 2:55AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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hose

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Jun 5 2011 2:57AM
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Davy.Crockett
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everyone knows this
Jun 5 2011 2:58AM
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ButteredToast.
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I always thought it was because the trampoline was warm from the black mat attracting sunlight and they liked that...
Jun 5 2011 3:03AM
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maximiliaan
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fucking retard
Jun 5 2011 5:08AM
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Scott0_robot0
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YOUR GOING STRAIGHT TO HELLLLL!!!!+)(*(&(?
Jun 5 2011 5:42AM
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SenditSerg
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hahaha its so obvious to..
Jun 5 2011 7:34AM
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yeahno
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shit on your trampoline
Jun 5 2011 7:43AM
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Toasty.
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cant argue with that theory
Jun 5 2011 7:48AM
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MACandSTE3ZE
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i'm loving a lot of these posts. But in all seriousness, do you have a tree above the tramp, that could be it. I mean I have never heard of ants living in trees, but I think it is a better option than splooging all over your tramp
Jun 5 2011 8:27AM
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monkatizer
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this

whenever i see a bee i take out the welding torch and burn it out of the air!
Jun 5 2011 8:36AM
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snwbrdmilf
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amazing
Jun 5 2011 8:43AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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ask to duel the queen ant to see who has the right to stay. and who has to go.











you better hope you win.
Jun 5 2011 9:34AM
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snowflexzone
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i remember learning this in kindergarten.
its just like how tigers love pepper. they hate cinnamon
Jun 5 2011 10:05AM
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Elmo.
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hot water the fuckers. they probably have a whole system near the bottom of your tramp thats probably why. especially since u sweat on tramps the sugars stay around the trampoline. hence why ants like your tramp
Jun 5 2011 10:12AM
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fratskier69
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yeah i sweat sugar too.
Jun 5 2011 10:18AM
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_Ryan_
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sig'd
Jun 5 2011 10:28AM
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AWALLRUS.
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yeah there is a tree over my trampoline, maybe thats why

thanks guys i'll definately try hot water, hose, broom and cumming all over it i guess.
Jun 5 2011 11:10AM
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RiddleMeThis
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weird solution...

buy a few cucumbers, shave off the skin and place at the bottom of the support beams. ants hate cucumbers
Jun 5 2011 11:34AM
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Lemuel
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There are always dead flies and shit on my trampoline every morning, it's because there are trees in my yard.
Jun 5 2011 2:25PM
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Deluge
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boom.
Jun 5 2011 2:26PM
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BIGben*
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.
Jun 5 2011 2:27PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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try flipping the tramp over and bouncing on it that way
Jun 5 2011 2:30PM
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zues
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lawlsacks
Jun 5 2011 2:43PM
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Blindsurfer
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just put ant traps in the grass around the tramp, they walk in, pick up poison then bring it back to the colony once it gets inside it kills the fuck out of every single one. or just get some good old raid and spray the fuckers down. pretty sure theres ant repellent that u can buy at home hardware as well
Jun 5 2011 2:48PM
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pigglywiggly
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fucking sig'd
Jun 5 2011 3:26PM
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AWALLRUS.
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lmao nice troll
Jun 5 2011 3:26PM
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the_moderaper
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Jack the trampoline off the ground so ants can't crawl up the legs or like whack off?
Jun 5 2011 5:28PM
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yuck
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what did it say? post was deleted :(
Jun 5 2011 6:23PM
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AWALLRUS.
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better than (african americans) in your kitchen
Jun 5 2011 8:33PM
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skiminnesota
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priceless.
Jun 5 2011 8:58PM
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fratskier69
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BEST THREAD EVER ACTUALLY?
Jun 9 2011 11:13PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i just found a bigdaddy pile of sand near my trampoline, probably like a foot in diamater, i now know where the ants are coming from.

so i will fap rapidly for about a week and save my spooge in a spraybottle then i will take care of those fucking ants.
Jun 16 2011 5:53PM
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Mama.
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Wet trampolines are the shit, actually...
Jun 16 2011 5:56PM
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alztar
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This!
Jun 16 2011 6:03PM
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arnie_grape
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update: still got many ants on the tramp

it was a big walnut year so idk but look at all these walnuts




this is after we already bagged 19 bags of walnuts i dont even know what to do and the ant problem is rampant
Oct 17 2021 6:38PM
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GayWolf420
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GORILLAWALLACEupdate: still got many ants on the tramp

it was a big walnut year so idk but look at all these walnuts




this is after we already bagged 19 bags of walnuts i dont even know what to do and the ant problem is rampant


10 Year Ant Trampoline War
Oct 17 2021 7:03PM
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