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Religion is like a penis.

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Mama.
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Jun 4 2011 3:48PM
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introvert
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lol
Jun 4 2011 3:51PM
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SirFryanator
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Nobody's forcing you to listen.
Jun 4 2011 3:51PM
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Mama.
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?
Jun 4 2011 3:52PM
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I.B
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^don't shove your spektor down my throat please :). kthxbai
Jun 4 2011 3:52PM
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SirFryanator
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Nobody can force you to think a certain way. I personally like religion as a concept, so this is a little offensive. I don't know anyone who "shoves religion down children's throats", especially if they are truly religious.
Jun 4 2011 3:53PM
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SirFryanator
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Not offensive I mean, I just disagree.

Unless you were trying to be funny in which case I got a stick up my ass lol
Jun 4 2011 3:54PM
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NickSki.
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Atheism is a religion.
Jun 4 2011 3:56PM
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BIGben*
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No, sorry bro.
Jun 4 2011 3:57PM
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Mama.
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I grew up in church, and I've seen plenty of people try to cram religion down someones throat, but that's not what this is about. I only posted it for the amusement factor. :)
Jun 4 2011 3:58PM
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soulskier
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mine is bigger than yours
Jun 4 2011 3:58PM
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soulskier
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mine is bigger than yours
Jun 4 2011 3:58PM
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soulskier
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mine is bigger than yours
Jun 4 2011 3:58PM
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soulskier
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mine is bigger than yours
Jun 4 2011 3:58PM
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soulskier
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mine is bigger than yours
Jun 4 2011 3:58PM
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Deluge
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 4 2011 3:59PM
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yeahno
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possible religious shitstorm? nice job mama
Jun 4 2011 3:59PM
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snowbombz
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lol this is quite possible the best metaphor i have ever read
Jun 4 2011 4:02PM
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SirFryanator
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point taken. lol onwards!
Jun 4 2011 4:06PM
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daskis
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Hahah...
Jun 4 2011 4:09PM
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Mama.
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naw. it's not my fault if you guys start arguing.
Jun 4 2011 4:10PM
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disastertourism
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Although I agree, there's been loads of threads on this and all that happens is that it turns into a shitstorm of arguments.
Jun 4 2011 4:13PM
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SkiThe603
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that is funny shit
Jun 4 2011 4:18PM
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yeahno
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its ns
Jun 4 2011 4:23PM
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Toasty.
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true
Jun 4 2011 4:26PM
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ohmythugaim
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Here we go again...
Jun 4 2011 4:38PM
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Deezy
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kinda reminds me of younglife....
Jun 4 2011 4:41PM
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ReignMan
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you should be a mormon.... be a mormon.... be a mormonnnn. Believe. if u don't believe in what i believe in ur going to hell. god will forgive you if u change ur beliefs...








































your not thinking clearly i can tell. get some rest.
Jun 4 2011 4:48PM
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Milksteak
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You ignant nigga
Jun 4 2011 4:49PM
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Sam.Carson
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its saying dont show it off in a way where you have an objective to try and convert people.

Jun 4 2011 4:52PM
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Nobody.
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Lol'd big time, think they should put this up all over near churches and such.
Jun 4 2011 4:54PM
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snowdon
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This needs a "like" button
Jun 4 2011 5:21PM
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Nobody.
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At the very bottom of the page there is something that says, "be the first of your friends to like this"
Jun 4 2011 5:21PM
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snowdon
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well what do you know, so there is
Jun 4 2011 5:28PM
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SeanTom
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i think this was the intention...........
Jun 4 2011 5:33PM
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lands11
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I'm not religious in any way, and I have nothing against people who are. It's those god dam assholes that stand in front of my library at school and preach to everyone saying that you need to find jesus now to save yourself. Those assholes who try to push their religion on everyone else really piss me off.
Jun 4 2011 5:37PM
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Nobody.
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I like your icon (:
Jun 4 2011 5:39PM
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.frenchy
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........... MINE IS BIGER THAN YOURS.

x10

Jun 4 2011 5:39PM
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StreetsOfRage
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so does this mean if your religion is small your dick is small?
Jun 4 2011 5:44PM
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NickSki.
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Why not? I mean its a group of people with the same beliefs.
Jun 4 2011 5:48PM
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ohmythugaim
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It is a similie.
Jun 4 2011 5:56PM
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blindside
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Nickski is right. Read Chris Hedges "I don't believe in Atheists"

Start around 7:00, but the start is good too.

*disclaimer: not trying to start a shitstorm.. Oh well, here goes:

Jun 4 2011 6:43PM
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Nobody.
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Is it?
Jun 4 2011 6:48PM
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pmw
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is it that bad trying to spread the sense of love and purpose that many find within religion?
Jun 4 2011 6:51PM
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Nobody.
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Yes, it should be kept to yourself unless asked, you don't show it off
Jun 4 2011 6:52PM
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pmw
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you're right, so many people go around "please, tell me about your religion! i want to convert, but no one has come up and talked to me about it yet!"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with preaching your views to another as long as you do it at the appropriate time and place
all that you need to do is say im no interested and move on.
and speaking to someone about what you believe, with purely good intentions is not shoving any type of metaphorical dick down anyones throat
Jun 4 2011 6:55PM
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Bodhisattva_
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When other people don't see it as a sense of love and purpose, then yes it is bad. Crack addicts probably want everyone to feel the love they feel when they are on crack, but they get put in prison.
Maybe this was a bad metaphor, comparing religion to crack, but I feel like it got my point across.
Jun 4 2011 6:56PM
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pmw
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thats literally like comparing an apple with a shoe lace....completely irrelevant
you may find it annoying, but once again, trying to spread something you wholly believe and hope others to is nothing that is going to kill you, or make you gargle on some cum
Jun 4 2011 6:59PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah I guess it was too severe, but you weren't supposed to take my metaphor literally. I guess I was just trying to say that selling crack and spreading religion can piss some people off. Not that they are the same thing or that they equally piss people off though..



Why am I even comparing crack to religion on the first place?
Jun 4 2011 7:02PM
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pmw
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dude i dont even know
i completely agree that running around trying to spread your religion is stupid, but too many people take it too personally and get soo butt hurt over it
Jun 4 2011 7:03PM
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ohmythugaim
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Religion is LIKE a penis...


Would be a metaphor if it were "religion is a penis..."
Jun 4 2011 7:06PM
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