as soon as we get there we get a light on us yelling "police get the fuck on the ground!"
we get down and he's like "turn around on your knees!" and I get like half way around and he fucking tackles me and shoves my arms up and cuffs me
he does the same to my two friends and asks "whose house is this?!" and we're like "we don't know we just got here"
and he's like yeah right what happened
so i said we just showed up and like ten minutes later everyone ran so we decided to go back to the car
he has us lay there for like 15 minutes and he's just walking in circles shining his light on the ground at us
and then eventually he's like "get up!" so we do and he's like "come on you're 17 you can get up faster than that!"
we get up and he brings us to the cop car and there is literally 12-15 cop cars sitting there and we're like damn!
he starts telling us how it's a forclosed house and how we were getting charged with burgalry and shit
and i ask him how we can get charged with burglary if we didnt go in and they go off in a huddle and talk a bit
they come back and search us and find a phone and a marker in my pocket and had us get in the cop car
they have us say our names and he types it in his computer and he is THE SLOWEST TYPER IN THIS GOD DAMN PLANET EARTH
and it takes like a half hour and we all come back clean so they tell us to get out of the car as in no record and we get out and he tells us to sit down and he goes back in the huddle for like another half hour and we are getting shredded by mosquitos and it was so bad
he comes back and says to stand up and then for no reason he turns to the car and says "whoa what's this?" and he was acting all macho and we were like what?
he says whose baggy is this?
and we are like what are you talking about
and he goes back to the huddle again
comes back 10 minutes later and questions us one by one saying "whose drugs are they?" and we all just ask what kind of drugs and that we have no idea
and he says we will all be charged if we dont come up with a name in 10 minutes
he shines the light back in there and i see the evidence bag with the baggy in it and it is the smallest fucking baggy i have ever seen in my life and there was a big ass bottle of calogne on the floor of the car and some crumpled up paper and shit
i ask how that was there even though we got searched and this bitch wouldnt answer me
so i was like "you searched us there is no way we could have gotten that in the car"
and the cunt says nothing...
he goes back to the huddle and comes back 15 minutes later and says to uncuff us so i finally get to scratch my fucking mosquito infested face
he asks us all our names and addresses (third time this has hapened) on a little yellow sheet of paper and when he's all done he writes "METH" super big on the bottom of it and like a punch in the nuts, says we were all being charged with posession of meth...
we were all like "WHAT THE FUCK"
he has us call our parents and i kept asking why we were calling our parents when we were under arrest for posession of meth
and he said i've used up all my questions and walked away
he tells us to come over to a different car and we stand there and i'm asking a different cop why we had called our parents and he said "put 2 and 2 together"
and i was like wtf does that mean
and he's like think outside the box
and he's finally after like a half hour of us and our parents thinking we were being charged said "you're not getting charged with meth"
and i was like "that officer just said we were" and he's like well you're not
so we wait there for fucking ever and they are still giving us shit and they talk to our parents when they get there and of course none of them believe we were on meth
and they said we would have gotten charged with burgalry and trespassing if we were 18 and the whole time this is happening people who ran got to drive home no problem no questions asked even though we obeyed the law and didn't run
FUCK THE POLICE
oh and we passed a breathalizer and the cop didn't believe we really blew zeros
i kept the blowie part he said to throw away haha
Sparknotes: show up to party, gets busted instantly obey cops and don't run, get meth planted on us and eventually end up innocent.
