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Freestyle canoeing! check this out

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midwestpowhunter
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this is Marc Ornsteir and he is a legit freestyle canoe r. Que. to 1:20 for his epic talents to shock you.
Jun 3 2011 1:44PM
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hoodhugo
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that was soo lame
Jun 3 2011 2:45PM
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BMB
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not wearing a lifejacket= ILLEGAL
Jun 3 2011 2:49PM
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doobiebrotha
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bahahahhaha what a badass
Jun 3 2011 2:52PM
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Sitch.
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wtf is this !?
Jun 3 2011 3:00PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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However he is wearing a bow tie which makes him legal...
Jun 3 2011 3:05PM
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.Blake.
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And a vest, may not be a life vest, but a vest is a vest.
Jun 3 2011 3:06PM
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.AR6rider
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that was the gayest thing ive seen in a while thanks dude
Jun 3 2011 3:07PM
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Rialb
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None of those spins were even grabbed..
Jun 3 2011 3:07PM
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Tasche
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I don't know what I was expecting, but that wasn't it.

Freestyle Canoeing:

1) Lean Boat
2) Paddle
3) Lady in Red
Jun 3 2011 3:08PM
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skiblandford
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ummmmm. not really. depends where you are.
Jun 3 2011 3:08PM
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spen-cer
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I started laughing once the soft clapping of the audience started hahahaha
Jun 3 2011 3:12PM
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DERS.
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well that fuckin sucked...
Jun 3 2011 3:15PM
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soulskier
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i dont know whether to laugh at the ridiculousness, cry at the sheer beauty, or get out my canoe and rock out to some 4 non blondes
Jun 3 2011 3:17PM
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horner
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Ornstein is the mid wests #1 ranked paddler. He won the "Iowa spring paddle" competition this year. A true legend in the paddling world, someone to look up to.

Jun 3 2011 3:17PM
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crab_pretzel
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Jun 3 2011 3:19PM
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MN_Nice
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Good lord this has brought tears to my eyes from laughing. Ahhhhhhh.
Jun 3 2011 3:39PM
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Chompo.
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that was beautiful
Jun 3 2011 3:57PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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dude has skill for sure, I could tell from his first stroke uh no homo. I'd bet he's seen some whitewater in his day too.

This might be a little more ns speed though. Don't mind the blues traveler, I don't think dubstep has caught on in the open canoeing community just yet.

Jun 3 2011 4:31PM
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ski-or-die
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycuoXIowaf8&feature=player_detailpage wheel barrow ftw!


Jun 3 2011 6:31PM
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ski-or-die
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haha whatever

Jun 3 2011 6:31PM
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Peter.
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that wasn't anything that i'd call "freestyle"


that was slowing turning in a slightly tipped canoe
Jun 3 2011 6:34PM
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forum10
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bahahaha, fag.
Jun 3 2011 6:35PM
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feihlination
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that was the gayest thing i have seen so far today. and i checked arabians profile and watched 2 gay porn clips on separate occasions
Jun 3 2011 6:42PM
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dwhite
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fuck the haters
Jun 3 2011 7:02PM
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84891jnf92048
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CANOEING IS TURING INTO AEIRALZZZZZZ
Jun 3 2011 7:12PM
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Mr.Huck
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This reminds me of a joke:

What do lite beer and sex in a canoe have in common?





They're both fucking close to water.
Jun 3 2011 7:26PM
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gnarles.
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are you serious
Jun 3 2011 7:53PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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when i saw this thread, i thought about the jackass episode where they were freestyle kayaking.but that was lame, he did the same turn over and over just leaning to one side...
Jun 3 2011 7:59PM
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POW-WOW
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Thanks for posting this! It helped me fall asleep!
Jun 3 2011 8:08PM
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blindside
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This is freestyle canoeing:


Jun 3 2011 8:38PM
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emilyiscool
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i was hoping the entire time that he would fall in in that suit, that would have been way more entertaining
Jun 3 2011 8:48PM
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blindside
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*American beer
Jun 3 2011 8:49PM
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cwillygood
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epic sauce
Jun 3 2011 9:03PM
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Cthulhu
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i mean this is all seriousness, that may have been the gayest thing i ever witnessed.
Jun 3 2011 9:26PM
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itzbrett
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im just curious. what was gay about it. Just a man, a canoe, and a large wooden rod with a paddle tip.  i did not see naked men rocking his boat.
Jun 3 2011 9:44PM
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feihlination
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you know the "fucking gay" variety of gay? the "i am not so politically correct or act like i am" type of gay?

i know its not perfect, but it has nothing to do with an offense to gay people and 99% of them know it.
Jun 4 2011 2:10PM
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ohmythugaim
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Thats a kayak.
Jun 4 2011 2:16PM
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blindside
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lol troll? ignorance? both? lol? __?
Jun 4 2011 3:02PM
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SenditSerg
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hahahaha 10/10! that was fucking hilarious!
Jun 4 2011 3:04PM
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ohmythugaim
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>don't watch video
>look at the picture in the embed thing
>looks like a kayak
>post
>mfw
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Jun 4 2011 3:16PM
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Twinjibber77
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Bahahaha that dude is from right by where i lived, i'm gonna go seek him out to become his prodigy in the high hill ponds.
Jun 4 2011 3:21PM
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midwestpowhunter
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Dude I don't know if u could maintain ur composure under the pressures of an all county freestyle canoeing event. That shit isn't to be played with
Jun 4 2011 11:44PM
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blindside
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I like your style.
Jun 4 2011 11:45PM
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