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Turn Ons

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freekskier13
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
i think if someone skis that is definately a turn on
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Jul 29 2004 2:38PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
wow, really, thank you for information.






Joke of the Week:
This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls
out a beer and the little boy says 'Grandpa, can I have one of
those?' Grandpa says 'Is your penis big enough to touch your
asshole?' to which the little boy responds 'No.' 'Then you can't
have one.' A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the
boy asks, 'Can I have on of those?'

Grandpa says 'Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?'
to which the little boy responds 'No.' 'Then you can't have
one.' Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for
food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the
little boy says 'I just won $50,000'

Grandpa says, 'Great, your going to split that with me, right?'
The little boy asks, 'Grandpa, is your penis long enough to
touch your asshole?' 'Yes,' Says grandpa. 'Then go fuck
yourself!'

Jul 29 2004 2:40PM
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freekskier13
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
i try
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Jul 29 2004 2:41PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
Nothing says 'fuck me' like black makeup and steel.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
Jul 29 2004 2:43PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
skiers turn me on too. along with basketball players
yay skiing is happy
Jul 29 2004 4:43PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
boobies....mmmmmmmmm boobies




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 29 2004 4:47PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
yea. skiers, and pole vaulters
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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 29 2004 4:47PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
baked ham


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Jul 29 2004 4:48PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
lower back tattoos and a nice tan,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 29 2004 4:52PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
yea tan better tyhan a paley




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 29 2004 4:56PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Smell of pussy........ mmmmmm I can smell it.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 29 2004 4:57PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
abs, big arms, foreigners, charming smile, ass, hands, snowboarders, soccer players, dorky guys
*Im sure this will be WAY too much info for some of you, but rough sex and getting spanked during. haha, sorry

Daniel rocks my world.



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Jul 29 2004 5:04PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
^slamhound with no selfesteem or values.


You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
Jul 29 2004 5:07PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
^keep that shit to yourself you skank


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Jul 29 2004 5:07PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
shoulda been a ^^, phrosty snuck in


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Jul 29 2004 5:09PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Irish thats some funny shit...



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 29 2004 5:12PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
some tig ol' bitties would be nice




-dan-
Jul 29 2004 5:14PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
well you guys asked. obviously if you came to this thread, you were hoping to read about how girls get turned on. and skanks are girls who wear slutty clothes and flirt a lot. sluts are girls who sleep around. im neither of those. so if you really think that calling me something that obviously isnt true, be my guest. but youre the fucking moron who needs to get his shit straight.



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Jul 29 2004 5:15PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
haha, i thought it was too ant4life



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Jul 29 2004 5:16PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
whatever, I've never heard of anyone who wasn't a skank say she's sucked a dick clean after being ass fucked.


You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
Jul 29 2004 5:17PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Phrosty I guess you havent dated a freak... Girls dont have to be sluts or whores to be spanked... all they got to be is freaks... Thats in a good way not bad way for all of you who dont understand the full meaning of a freak.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 29 2004 5:19PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
haha




-dan-
Jul 29 2004 5:20PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
spanking is one thing, licking a poop covered wang is another.


You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
Jul 29 2004 5:27PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i ski and play basketball, i must be awesome
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Jul 29 2004 5:29PM
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kds
Posts: 375 - Karma: 18
dudes , shaggin some girl thats a total freak is alot better that givin it to some girl that just lies there like a wet dog. freek chicks in the bedroom all the way!!!!





2 in the pink 1 in the stink !!!!
Jul 29 2004 5:33PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
eewwww, when did irish do that phrosty?
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hoodratz47
Jul 29 2004 5:44PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
ha.


You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
Jul 29 2004 5:45PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
ive never dated a skier, it would be cool too, but its just not a priority for the attributes that i look for.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jul 29 2004 5:47PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
harvey really need to add an edit button, i made soo many typos.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jul 29 2004 5:47PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
haha yea, i could use one of those once in a while
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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 29 2004 5:51PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahaha my gf turns me on

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some people like their cucumber pickled
Jul 29 2004 5:58PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
yea....me too....

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Jul 29 2004 6:01PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
checking for breast cancer is a big turn on.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 29 2004 6:09PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
porn, though who among us can resist a boob






GO FLAMES!!
Jul 29 2004 6:32PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
unless it's a....MANBOOB!!!




Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
Jul 29 2004 6:35PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
It's all in the eyes...

unless you don't just mean physically, in which case a unique personality and a sense of humor are good.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 29 2004 6:37PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
pizza sluts and athletic girls, but not like buff atheletic, oh yeah, dancing girls are always hot

I don't wanna sit down, I just wanna get down
Jul 29 2004 6:57PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
tan belly button peirced and nice lips



RIDEblunt
Jul 29 2004 6:57PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
fun girls
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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....



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Jul 29 2004 7:03PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
freeze and burn turns me on
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Jul 29 2004 7:03PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
girls who ski that have steeze...mmmmm

Jeff
Poniverus
Jul 29 2004 7:07PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
there are no hot girls aroudn here that ski...they either snowboard or skiblade...its gay



Brian
Jul 29 2004 7:10PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
^ thank babe! :P:P hey i agree with irish! rough sex! :D hahaha gotta love irish and her ideas! hmm things that turn me on hmm! Aggressivness! hmm pinning! hmmm!
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Jul 29 2004 7:10PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
spike 540 turns me on! okay n e one that can resist boobs tell me the secret! ?
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Jul 29 2004 7:13PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Damn these girls got their priorities straight with the ass spanking and rough sex



RIDEblunt
Jul 29 2004 7:14PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
tan, nice ass
Jul 29 2004 7:14PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
ooo big turn on the guys better make me turn wild ;)
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Jul 29 2004 7:17PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
skier, (obviously) plays guitar, butt, and sense of humor.



~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers...oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'

'Fighting on the internet is like runnin in the special Olympics......even if u win yer still retarded' *mullet_skum
Jul 29 2004 7:20PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 29 2004 7:55PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
-skiing (or boards, just have to be able hang on the mtn)
-wears pants low
-shag hair is a plus


-> Colleen
Life is like a bowl of lucky charms
Jul 29 2004 8:10PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
skiing (it's all in the attitude) and muscly legs and ronchie hair (like the surfer coiffures)



Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
Jul 29 2004 8:18PM
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