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chris_yo
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
Alright guys so im 15 and i'll be having sex for the first time this weekend most likely and i have some Trojan Ultra Thin condoms. I read some reviews on them and i heard they break very easily and i don't want to freak out my girl on our first time. Anyone had any experience with ultra thins? What do you guys use?


I also don't want to pee in her butthole
Jun 1 2011 4:28PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
It's fucking double-quote time - I'm just pissed enough.

Why would you try to relate someone's sexual relations and condition to their ability to straight talk?

All smart, witty (read: not mentally retarded) people are gay, don't get laid enough, are rreeeeaaal faaags etc.


Try and justify this statement (over the elusive net of the Webs) and we'll talk.
Jun 2 2011 1:08AM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
I think this thread marks the starts of summer nsg
Jun 2 2011 1:10AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i've never seen that much blood and i've had sex with a girl who was on her period. there was no blood
Jun 2 2011 1:27AM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Magnums man. Not trying to claim, but I have to rock mags, I fucking hated condoms when I had to use normals ones, now not so bad.
Jun 2 2011 1:36AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
hahah one of my friends lost his v card to this chick while he was about 10 shots deep, and legit lasted an hour he said. he claimed to be falling asleep and said she came 3 times before he got off haha. so yeah, take as many shots as you can without getting whisky disk.
Jun 2 2011 1:55AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
Are magnums bigger? a couple of mm extra width would be more comfortable i feel.
Jun 2 2011 1:59AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Just get whiskey dick.
Jun 2 2011 2:00AM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
When I lost my virginity, I didn't bleed.  Good thing I wore a condom. 
Jun 2 2011 2:26AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 522
Jun 2 2011 2:52AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Fuck I forgot about this, I had to go hang out with my real friends instead of spending the night on ns cough cough mike-0
Jun 2 2011 10:14AM
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ryman
Posts: 113 - Karma: 21
how has nobody addressed the

'i don't want to pee in her butthole'

????

Jun 2 2011 10:53AM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
keeep on feeding
Jun 2 2011 11:05AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Assumptions ahoy. If I stay up all night to work on my thesis and once in a while procrastinate to destroy some pinkname biatch on NS, it's all good for me.
Jun 2 2011 11:10AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
olololloll served!!

you're "insults" are on the same level as elementary school girls..that have been held back a grade. #ArguingOnTheInternetSwag
Jun 2 2011 11:16AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
hahaa been there
Jun 2 2011 11:35AM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
Slight exaggeration...yes. But there was definitely a noticeable amount of blood the first time. Maybe you caught her at the end, or beginning, of her cycle...lets stop talking about this.
Jun 2 2011 11:49AM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
This^ ultra thins, and durex
Jun 2 2011 11:57AM
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black
Posts: 208 - Karma: 250
lolololololol mike-o sucks
Jun 2 2011 12:11PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
learned em from your mother
Jun 2 2011 1:00PM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
just cut the fingers of a laytex glove........
Jun 2 2011 1:01PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
That's actually quite funny, my mother happens to be a special ed. teacher. No lie.
Jun 2 2011 1:24PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

On a serious note. That's really awesome I muchly respect that we need more people to help out with the unfortunate.

Jun 2 2011 1:49PM
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p3ngin
Posts: 41 - Karma: 13
I dont normally use a condom...but when i do.....i use a dos equis bottle.
Jun 2 2011 1:59PM
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Kush_Squad
Posts: 126 - Karma: 33
fail
Jun 2 2011 2:02PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Don't mind me. I'm simply posting in what seems like a pretty interesting battle between mike-o and beezey. see ya!
Jun 2 2011 2:23PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Well, my friend has a subdermal e-pill so to speak, she has her period only once a year and it doesn't affect her negatively hormonally like pills did. It seems to be great.

As for the ring, it's about 50 dollars for 3 months and it's less stressful on a girl's hormonal system than pills. My ex was in a study group for a new, year-round ring and it was fricking great. Practically invisible and while we usually took it off for sex as had to with the hard NuvaRing, the experimental ring was almost silk-like and flexible in material so it didn't really even matter if left in during sex. I hope it comes to the market soon enough, it's already been 4 years since they started testing.
Jun 2 2011 2:40PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
I envy you.
Jun 2 2011 2:53PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i would have a hard time trusting the nuva ring just based off ignorant preconceptions. i would just feel a little scared about busting in a girl with that as the form of protection. but then again i should feel that way about the pill too since it's only like 99% effective...
Jun 2 2011 3:28PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
well yeah that and you don't want missile dick. That shit sucks.
Jun 2 2011 3:31PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
There's always abortion? It's pretty clean, harmless and quick these days with simple medication.

I wouldn't want to be in a relationship and use condoms.
Jun 2 2011 4:13PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
i don't either want to start sounding like an a-hole, but can't you shut the fuck up. I'm tired of these basic insults in internet. (i haz moer friends than u etc.)

you can seriously quit before you make yourself look like a clown, not saying you are looking like a clown..
Jun 2 2011 4:21PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
glow in the dark condom on molly= Fuckin crazy

Jun 2 2011 4:26PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Nah, it's good. I've pasted those things down more than I even know and I'm baby free.

That and you can pin the fucker against her cervix while she's on top and it gives her more sensation while she's doing her hula hoopin' impression.

I've only seen it come out once from fucking, and that is out of ~ eleventeen billiondy times or so. The Nuuv is your friend.
Jun 2 2011 5:01PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Then you're gonna be amazed when the year-long ring comes out!
Jun 2 2011 5:14PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
shit ultra thins huh? Just put on 2 or 3 at a time and you should be good to go. Also make sure to stick your finger in her butt first to arouse her.
Jun 2 2011 5:38PM
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chris_yo
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
well we just had sex and i lasted 15 minutes my first time so suck it to everybody who said i'd cum faster than Usain Bolt. felt too nice.


But thanks for the advice from everyone
Jun 3 2011 11:42PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
congrats
Jun 3 2011 11:46PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
I'm slapping to this.
Jun 3 2011 11:51PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Or the one-step home abortion kit... Whichever comes first.
Jun 4 2011 1:00AM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
That sounds horrific.
Jun 4 2011 2:30AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
that's "Whore-iffic"
Jun 4 2011 9:19AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
to dudes talking about condoms and dicks? hahaha each to their own.
Jun 4 2011 9:23AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
she was probably loose/dry/ugly/umad
Jun 4 2011 10:55AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
tl;dr
Jun 4 2011 11:53AM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
official condom and sex thread
Jun 4 2011 1:33PM
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]mike[
Posts: 74 - Karma: 10
buy one "for her pleasure" and turn it inside out
Jun 4 2011 1:42PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
ahahha that was funny +K
Jun 4 2011 2:07PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i heard you lasted 30 minutes. are you sure you were watching a clock?
Jun 4 2011 2:08PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
please do this for me. DO NOT USE fir and ice trojan condoms. they WILL burn you dick off. by experince me and a friend. DO NOT DO IT.
Jun 4 2011 2:10PM
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chris_yo
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
thats what me and my girl used and there was no problem at all. she actually liked the feeling and i didnt notice it too much at all. but i saw online alot of people didnt like them.
Jun 4 2011 2:13PM
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