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Ways to make $300 really fast?

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Mama.
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I need some. Like, by Friday fast.
May 31 2011 9:05PM
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Gameboy
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May 31 2011 9:06PM
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ORDEAL
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Blowjobs
May 31 2011 9:06PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Inb4 Prostitution
May 31 2011 9:06PM
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Mama.
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Funny. But I'm being serious. And we don't have those here?
May 31 2011 9:06PM
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SkiThe603
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that or drugs
May 31 2011 9:06PM
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skijunkiedtm
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BJ's?
May 31 2011 9:06PM
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Gameboy
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Sell something (not your body)
Borrow it from somebody
Try your luck on a lottery ticket
If you have a job, ask for more hours.
May 31 2011 9:07PM
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buddychaps
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Dice
May 31 2011 9:08PM
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Mama.
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Anyone wanna buy some 171 Caylors?
May 31 2011 9:08PM
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Emma_Watson
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Sell everything you have in B/S/T. This includes undergarments. I bet you will have some buyers..
May 31 2011 9:09PM
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BrewskiJr
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Go to a Pawn store and Pawn something..



May 31 2011 9:09PM
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Mama.
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Do you think I'd make any money with skis at a pawn shop?
May 31 2011 9:10PM
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Anathema
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May 31 2011 9:11PM
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PJS.
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thats truer than i think most of us are willing to admit
May 31 2011 9:11PM
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Davy.Crockett
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yeahh shit i don't get it
May 31 2011 9:12PM
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steezy_conmaster
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join the kkk and kill black people
May 31 2011 9:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
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let's say conservatively you get $20/blowjob. Doing the math that means it will take 15 blowjobs to reach your goal of $300. We'll be safe and call it 17 to cover travel and food expenses. there's always buying scratch off tickets or selling shit, but i hear nothing makes you feel better about yourself than administering 17 blowjobs in the name of making some cash.
May 31 2011 9:16PM
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Mama.
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So... who lives in Montana? Buy one get one free for locals only.
May 31 2011 9:17PM
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TechnoPotamus
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make that money honey
May 31 2011 9:18PM
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Deezy
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:|

@OP you should sell things or work more hours.

what is the $300 for?
May 31 2011 9:19PM
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comeatmebro
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either borrow it
sell something or a few things
work, $300 is def. possible in a couple days
May 31 2011 9:19PM
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Mama.
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Someone should use my paypal as a bank account for three weeks.
May 31 2011 9:19PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Sell me naked pictures..if you are hot that is.
May 31 2011 9:20PM
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Mama.
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A deposit on my apartment. I just lost my job, and can afford to pay rent, but I gotta come up with the rest of the deposit by the end of the week. New job doesn't start for like a week and a half, which is why I'm kinda in a bind.

I've got a pair of skis I'm trying to get rid of, but no one seems to be biting.
May 31 2011 9:21PM
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Mama.
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May 31 2011 9:22PM
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Anathema
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how does buy one get one work for a bj? is it the kind of thing where you come back once he's 'recharged' and let him get off again? and what, exactly, constitutes a bj? is there a time limit, or do you go until he blows?
May 31 2011 9:22PM
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Mama.
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May 31 2011 9:23PM
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nkmo.
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Have you tried to negotiate with your Landlord at all? When I moved into my house we didn't have the flow to pay for rent and deposit, so our LL let us split it between the first 2 months.
May 31 2011 9:24PM
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Jib-Ninja
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yeah your ugly anyway.
May 31 2011 9:25PM
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Anathema
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wow that's a really good deal then. cause i mean, ejaculating and following it up immediately with another blowie would just hurt.
May 31 2011 9:25PM
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Mama.
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It's to the person who was living in my room before me. They were being super flexible, and now they're kinda not. I also managed to lose my job after moving in. Awesome.
May 31 2011 9:25PM
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katalina
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i'm in a similar situation... do NOT sell your skis at a pawn shop. they rip you off entirely. yeah, it's a fast way to make some cash but if you put in a little more work finding someone to buy them you will make much more. you won't get more than 60 dollars for your skis, no matter what condition or anything. my boyfriend tried to sell his brand new loaded longboard at a pawn shop and they wouldnt offer more than 15 dollars.
DONT DO IT!
May 31 2011 9:29PM
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doobiebrotha
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WOW THAT LIKE HURTS ME! HOW COULD YOU SELL YOUR SKIS TO A FREAKING PAWN SHOP!!! SHIAT, I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR THOSE POOR SKIS.
May 31 2011 9:31PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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Porn.
May 31 2011 9:32PM
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General_Ripper
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Go to college-->Dare Dorm--->$$$
May 31 2011 9:37PM
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Mama.
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huh?
May 31 2011 9:51PM
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BrewskiJr
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Sell shit on craigslist
May 31 2011 9:54PM
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Snowcase
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You don't have streets?
May 31 2011 10:29PM
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Parrish
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The corner.

work the corner.
May 31 2011 10:36PM
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Janky
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get money from your daddy.
May 31 2011 10:41PM
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introvert
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Friends
Parents
Brothers/Sisters
Ebay
Craigslist
May 31 2011 10:43PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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ask 10 of your friends for 30 bucks then pay them back i had to get a car out of an impound came out to about 300 paying the tickets and getting the car i ended up borrowing 170 from three friends had the money to them once i got paid.

have someone front you some weight of coke cut it with mad coffee creamer make 300 easily and pay the person for the fronted coke.

sell naked pictures ill buy one sheiiit its for a good cause

or prostitute yourself

its hard to make 300 dollars in three days
May 31 2011 10:46PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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legally...

coke though its a really good way to make fast cash. get a little high too.
May 31 2011 10:47PM
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dmc12380
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sell clothes to Plato's Closet if you have one near you. I just sold like 10 clothing items (tshirts, jeans, hoodies, goggles) and made $100 bucks
May 31 2011 10:49PM
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Milksteak
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Ask everyone on your friends list on Facebook for a dollar and you'll be golden.
May 31 2011 10:51PM
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dmc12380
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or pawn a $300 dollar item and buy it back when you got the money, probably your easiest bet right there
May 31 2011 10:52PM
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Spacekroft
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if your in Montana go to bozeman sign up at the bio science labs, do study s that involve testing different soaps on your hands, or other areas. usually pays 50-500, get paid the next week and profit.
May 31 2011 10:52PM
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Mama.
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whaaaaat no way.
May 31 2011 10:54PM
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Parrish
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