BELGIAN !!!
OOooww yeah!!
we have the best chocolates!
we are the actual inventors of the french fries! ("french fries" actually comes from "frenched" fries and has nothing to do with a france)
We have some of the best beers in the entire world and also have a real "beer" culture, almost every restaurant/pub serves a shitload of different beers (in my college city is a pub with 150 different beers)
all year long indoor !
+ We live next to holland, so amsterdam is just out the door :)
and... our most prized statue/fountain is a little boy pissing....
/inb4pedobear