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What are the funniest names you have ever heard?

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Hughes
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doesn't matter if they're fake etc.
May 30 2011 1:32PM
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plorr
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Both people I know:

Guy Smiley
Dick Zucker
May 30 2011 10:29PM
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james6345789
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no joke, there are these 2 kids named lemonjello and orangello (pronounced la-mahn-ja-low and or-ange-ah-low) but they're named after lemon and orange jello
May 30 2011 11:37PM
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Skittle.
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john boehner

but also my math teachers name is mr. hair. and since he's an ass, we call him a dictator. and for short, we call him dic. hair
May 30 2011 11:42PM
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tall_t
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lulz
May 30 2011 11:57PM
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.jersey
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I had a teacher named "Harry Dangler". I'm completely serious about this
May 31 2011 12:02AM
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Davy.Crockett
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once met a big black guy who called himself big boss pooter. then one of my friends got real drunk and called him pooter pan on accident.


also, at my school there was a sub named miss goff, and her son was named jack goff.
May 31 2011 12:06AM
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james6345789
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oh and theres a teacher in my district but not at my school named harry dick. and theres a kid at my school named harry dickman
Jun 2 2011 5:01PM
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james6345789
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oh and theres a teacher in my district but not at my school named harry dick. and theres a kid at my school named harry dickman
Jun 2 2011 5:01PM
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_MNice_
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my uncle had a patient who's name was Tevus T. Tevus
Jun 2 2011 5:09PM
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Davy.Crockett
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also dick trickle, retired nascar driver
Jun 2 2011 5:11PM
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lukewalnuts
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harry wang
Jun 2 2011 5:13PM
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.AR6rider.
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I knew a girl my freshman year of college whose name was Rim Jaber.
Jun 2 2011 5:27PM
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Mr.Huck
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In my former profession as a financial rep, I kept a list of the funniest names on accounts. One was a guy named Will Dickover. His company was Dickover Enterprises. His daughter married a guy with the last name of Funkhowser and she hyphenated her name; Dickover-Funkhowser. The was another guy named Been Chuan Wang.

I also had a friend in high school whose dad was named Dick Ball and her Uncle was Harry Ball.
Jun 2 2011 5:40PM
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240sxKid
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I know about this chick in my school named chingy meow. yeah
and then my name
Jun 2 2011 5:41PM
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Christian[MN]
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Used to go to school with a girl from India, her name was Rabheb

Pronounced 'RAH-BOB'

We thought it was pretty funny being in like 7th grade and all
Jun 2 2011 5:43PM
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Jane6
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a friend of a friend's surname is Dicksved

dick = yeah we all know what that is
sved = burn in Swedish


harrharr

and when I was a kid I always thought saying "Brad Pitt" was hilarious, because "pitt" in swedish is penis
Jun 2 2011 5:47PM
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Wheaty214
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Kid i know named Ben Dover, theres another funny one that a girl i know has, cant remember, ill post it later

Jun 2 2011 5:55PM
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MN_Nice
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Jenna Tolls.

Hugh G. Rekshun.

Jun 2 2011 6:13PM
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*TURBONERD*
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My name is Robert Cummings.
Jun 2 2011 6:23PM
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NTPJ
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Theres a guy who works in the whitehouse called Randy Baumgardner, pretty funny.
Also my dad once me an preacher called Randy Pope,

not sure if 'randy' means the same thing in america as it does in the UK

Jun 2 2011 6:34PM
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Mr.Huck
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You should change your middle name to Uther. Then you could go by R.U. Cummings
Jun 2 2011 6:39PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Something to think about, to be sure.
Jun 2 2011 6:44PM
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Heart
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La-a (La-dash-a) not really that uncommon amoung black people apparently, and Long Wang who goes to my high school
Jun 2 2011 6:57PM
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*TURBONERD*
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LaMichael
Jun 2 2011 8:13PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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i know a girl named jenna dell. and a guy named corbin tayles (prounced tails) So i told em to get married then we have Jenna Tayles. Genitals!
Jun 2 2011 8:21PM
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Stope.Neeze
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datho (Dat-Hoe)
Jun 2 2011 8:25PM
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FBGM
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Hi I'm Julia Heiman-Dick.
Jun 2 2011 8:32PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Nice to meet you. Oh wait...
Jun 2 2011 8:41PM
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.spaghetticat.
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u know someone was gonna post it

Richard Banger
(Dick Banger)-- forget what movie it was from


Samantha Lutz
S.Lutz hahahahahah
Jun 2 2011 8:42PM
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.spaghetticat.
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u know someone was gonna post it

Richard Banger
(Dick Banger)-- forget what movie it was from


Samantha Lutz
S.Lutz
Sluts

hahahahahah
Jun 2 2011 8:44PM
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You-Japanese-dog
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funniest name ever imo

enis enme

enme is pronounced (in me)

Jun 2 2011 8:45PM
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Crispy.
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Dixie Normis
Mida Kurtz
Mike Hunt
Jun 2 2011 8:49PM
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Jimmy.
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i told some kid with a learning disability (atleast we thought) to talk in the third person and we nicknamed Mike Hunt
this was at lacrosse camp
when we got back from training he would say stuff like Mike Hunt is dirty and he needs to shower.
mean or not.. it was fucking hilarious
Jun 2 2011 8:50PM
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AbeFroman
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La - a (Ladasha)
Jun 2 2011 8:53PM
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Jun 2 2011 8:53PM
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.spaghetticat.
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Jun 2 2011 8:57PM
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.spaghetticat.
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Jun 2 2011 8:58PM
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.spaghetticat.
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Triple Post the link isnt working
sorry
Jun 2 2011 8:58PM
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alphonze
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when i was working at my mountain there was some kid name "abeer"

Jun 2 2011 9:01PM
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Piste_Coast
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Dick Fitzwell
Mike Hunt
Jun 2 2011 9:02PM
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johnnypsunami
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Had a kid I went to school with who's name was Clint Torres.

Also, there were the two brothers: Kirk and Mike Hunt. That was unfortunate.
Jun 2 2011 10:18PM
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Raz.
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had a coach named "mike hunt". say it outloud and you will get it
Jun 2 2011 10:24PM
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SPECK
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 i have a friend whos name is Janet Tall.
one named Adam Chodem.
and Mitchell Stinkee
Jun 2 2011 10:25PM
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stickski
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robert j. pewsy.. anytime my friends do something dumb we call them a robert j pewsy
Jun 2 2011 10:31PM
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Gameboy
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Mike Hawke
Jun 2 2011 10:35PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Jakov Schlik, Guy Spooner and Cindy Seaman

100% serious

Jun 2 2011 11:01PM
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stupendous-man
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Harry Assman. look it up in the LA phonebook.
Jun 2 2011 11:07PM
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Mr.Huck
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That's a good one. He either had to have a great sense of humor or work in the porn industry.

From my list of account names there was a woman named Kum Soon Kim. No lie.
Jun 3 2011 12:13AM
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soulskier
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at work we have a william hang (asian but still no william hung)
a david crocket
and a crystal clear
for entertaining names my favorite is still richard noggin
Jun 3 2011 12:18AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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hey, joey jo jo!
Jun 3 2011 12:22AM
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