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What are the funniest names you have ever heard?

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Hughes
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doesn't matter if they're fake etc.
May 30 2011 1:32PM
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[evan]
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United Kingdom, London, City of

hahahahajkjkjk



hdwbcuhdbviu (doesnt matter if they're fake right?)

inb4 evan
May 30 2011 1:34PM
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spidermanatadesk
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May 30 2011 1:34PM
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Big.L
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Sam gooch and tabitha dick
May 30 2011 1:40PM
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blindside
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Kid name Gadouche at the pool I guard, pronounced ga-doo-chee
May 30 2011 1:40PM
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BenWhit
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hahaha i was seriously considering making a thread like this the other day.

my roommate at college orientations name was Areeb Habib, funny because it rhymes.

I also know a girl named Ariel Weiner.
May 30 2011 1:49PM
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kvan
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Dick Butkus.
May 30 2011 1:50PM
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DirtyDan
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Ashole , pronounced "Ah-shoal-eh"
May 30 2011 2:18PM
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Jaimee.
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I always thought it was funny that I knew a Mr. and Mrs. Butt.
Harry Dick.
In elementary school we had a teacher Mrs. Mandalik a few kids spread the rumor that her first name was Anita or Ivana. Turns out that wasn't her name at all, but we laughed.
May 30 2011 2:24PM
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RubberSoul
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i was not nearly that clever in elementary school lol
May 30 2011 2:55PM
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Hughes
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oh my god i just remembered that a friend of mine (yes he's indian) has a brother called Apurv
May 30 2011 3:01PM
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Parrish
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yea, cause evan is hilarious....
May 30 2011 3:05PM
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3-6-steeze
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Not lying here, i know a girl named Maya Seaman. I swear on the well being of my penis
May 30 2011 3:08PM
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Jib-Ninja
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There is a kid on my track team named Blade Dick..i personally think its one of the most hardcore names ever.
May 30 2011 3:13PM
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[-mvee-]
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Le - ah

...pronounced "le dash ah" (say it kind of fast)

its black obvi, and so jacked up.
May 30 2011 3:16PM
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ECB
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Dick Wooden lives near me, his medical file reads Wooden Dick


Santa Claus, but she married so her name is Santa Dibble (she was in our local newspaper)


Mexing Dong (Pronounced Ma Zing, like amazing) she is dating Kevin Wang, so Mexing Wang when they get married (her family owns chinese restaurant, his family owns dry cleaners)
May 30 2011 3:18PM
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MNS
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Mike Hunt, Matthew Bater
May 30 2011 3:34PM
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kvan
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Oh yeah one of my roommates names was Nick Sleeman. Everyone called him Dick Seamen haha.
May 30 2011 3:46PM
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Zoro
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theres a kid in my school named richie burns
May 30 2011 4:36PM
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asapCferg
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my friend dans nick name is dan gleesak and completely unrelated to a sexual reference there was a lab i did the other day in bio and a name on it was ajax...i thought it was a weird name....
May 30 2011 4:43PM
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MothaHucker
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There was an asian kid at my school named harry wang no joke
May 30 2011 4:50PM
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j.engel
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ham-damn is one of my freinds freinds

May 30 2011 4:51PM
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seward
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i coach a peewee hockey team and one of the other coaches in our loops name is barrie tugwood, and he lives in barrie to boot.

gets me everytime.

May 30 2011 4:54PM
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disastertourism
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I knew someone with the surname Skidmark.
hahahahah
May 30 2011 4:58PM
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katie.
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once scorekept a basketball game....a man named Richard Butt was on the roster (Dick Butt LOL)
May 30 2011 5:04PM
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erica
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this
May 30 2011 5:10PM
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jason...
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had a principle that went by "Dick Burns"
May 30 2011 5:13PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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richard shrivels. who lived in coldwater.
dick shrivels from cold water.
May 30 2011 5:13PM
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BIGben*
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I am in the class of this girl called clementine nashakaka
May 30 2011 5:20PM
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holy.shep
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Dick Love (my next door neighbor no joke)
May 30 2011 5:23PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Ben Dover
May 30 2011 5:27PM
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AB.Zee
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LOL I have a prof with the same name....and he is actually the best prof I've ever had haha
May 30 2011 5:30PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i font get i t.
May 30 2011 5:34PM
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rob29
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my mate legally changed his name to Steve 'the Invincible" Allan....
May 30 2011 5:41PM
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.Natty.
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a kid who just graduated from my school was names Gabe Asher
(gay basher) in case you're slow
May 30 2011 6:10PM
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dwigt
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i once met a big black dude named Rock Stone
May 30 2011 6:14PM
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Relish_man
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saw a certain P.Ennis on the museum donator's wall at some train museum on a field trip. lolz were had
May 30 2011 6:14PM
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ben_southworth
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Know a girl at school whos last name is Snowman
and a good friend of mine's middle name is Gnarion
May 30 2011 6:24PM
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midwestpowhunter
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i graduated with a mike hunt.... he went by michael until in sixth grade the lesbo principle called for mike hunt to please report to the office over the pa. His life was forever ruined.
May 30 2011 6:26PM
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HitTheJim
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Pedo that got busted near my neighborhood... Richard C. Balls

May 30 2011 6:30PM
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erica
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I had a sub back in middle school named Mrs. Bahls, a few years later she was going by Mrs. B.
May 30 2011 6:58PM
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sammiedee
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there's a girl at my school named Amelia Cook and it sounds like "A meal ya cook" on the announcements hahaha.
May 30 2011 6:59PM
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Master_Debater
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anya johnson
May 30 2011 8:21PM
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steezenskis
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i saw an article that was written by a sarah sluttly and i read about someone with the name shithead (pronounced shi-teed. one of those crazy black names)
May 30 2011 8:55PM
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Lemuel
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There was a kid in my highschool named Zack Slocum, but we just called him Slowjizz.
May 30 2011 10:16PM
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eldridge
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there was a kid at my highschool whose dad's mom's grandma named her child Mike Hunt
May 30 2011 10:21PM
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Travapple.
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We had a teacher named ms Crapp haha.

Also, i work in a rental shop at a ski resort and one womans name was Marijuana Sawyer. For real. I couldnt believe it.
May 30 2011 10:23PM
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AWALLRUS.
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theres an indian or something girl at my school named "aroony" or somthing. it sounded funny when my business teacher said it.
May 30 2011 10:24PM
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Jabe
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i lost it after i read ur comment
May 30 2011 10:24PM
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chuck_testa
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I knew a kid from skiing at my old mountain named harry and his dads name was richard (several nicknames like rick rich dick etc) and my other friend and I were getting separated from Harry and his dad in a crowded lodge and he shouted HARRY DICK loudly and it took him a couple minutes to realize his mistake.
May 30 2011 10:26PM
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CoachG
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Harry Boltz and Ross Ransom, Ross Ransom isn't funny, just pretty sick imo.
May 30 2011 10:28PM
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