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Girlfriend troubles

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array.
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So NS, basicly my friend came over yesterday and we kinda have a thing, so we started dating. I got to 2nd with a large lead in like 30 minutes. The problem is now it's really akward now. What should I do to make things less akward? Thanks a bunch for your help guys.
May 30 2011 1:03AM
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theBearJew
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pee in her butt.
May 30 2011 1:05AM
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GayWolf420
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Pee in her rectum.
May 30 2011 1:05AM
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Double-U
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That didn't take long.
May 30 2011 1:06AM
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plorr
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I'm confused. Why is it awkward that you touched your girlfriends tits? That sounds like it is pretty much the opposite of awkward
May 30 2011 1:08AM
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860media*
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Just communicate and be open. Don't pretend like it never happened, that's when shit gets awkward.
May 30 2011 1:08AM
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remove
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start stealing bases
May 30 2011 1:09AM
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theBearJew
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The best way to steal home is to backdoor it.
May 30 2011 1:10AM
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Double-U
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Clever and I like it.
May 30 2011 1:13AM
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TechnoPotamus
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take her to pound town
May 30 2011 1:13AM
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array.
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thanks bro, +k
May 30 2011 1:16AM
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--ski--
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Pump her, then dump her.
May 30 2011 1:16AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Wait which second base?
May 30 2011 1:19AM
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array.
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I just turned 14, what is this
May 30 2011 1:19AM
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klayer_9
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Lick her box bro.
May 30 2011 1:20AM
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Proletariat.
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Cock wrench her cranny axe with your dude piston
May 30 2011 1:23AM
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klayer_9
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+k
May 30 2011 1:24AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Oh i see you just turned 14. Well wait til your in highschool i have massaged more tits than i can count on my fingers and toes and its never once been awkward with the owners of those tits. Hell i peed in one chicks butt and all she did was joking say something about pissing out of her anus the next day i was too hungover to listen.
May 30 2011 1:27AM
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Jordan
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god you kids are stupid.


May 30 2011 1:30AM
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PapDaddy
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rail it bail it?
May 30 2011 1:32AM
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JIBpsy^^
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check your meter bro
May 30 2011 1:32AM
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Proletariat.
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Does your E-Penis now feel thoroughly pleasured after that story?
May 30 2011 1:34AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Quite.
May 30 2011 1:37AM
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array.
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bump can I please have a few more tips?
May 30 2011 10:46PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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May 30 2011 10:51PM
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E.FARR
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go for third..itll make second seem way less awkward...but in reality..its touching her boobs..idk how thats awkward its like a massage..
May 30 2011 10:52PM
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yuck
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JOIN THE LADIES MEN CULT

you will be able to avoid all of the summer NSG bullshit that is amusing nonetheless, but not helpful at all.
May 30 2011 10:53PM
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wait.what
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Ask her what's up, no use in having an elephant in the room.
May 30 2011 11:09PM
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Poikenz
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It's only awkward if you make it awkward, and you are. She is going to feel your awkwardness and go with that so just don't be awkward around her, don't bring it up in public, don't do that kind of stuff in public save it for private time and keep doing everything else like you normally would.
May 30 2011 11:12PM
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Gameboy
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It's not like it's your sister, or a fat dude with boobs. NOW THAT would have been akward
May 30 2011 11:33PM
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JIBpsy^^
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The point i was trying to make up there ^ but was to intoxicated to correctly form a sentence. Is that if all you did was touch her tits it will be no big deal if you don't make it a big deal. In middle school you hug chicas that your into and in High School you gently caress their nipples. At in my High School
May 30 2011 11:59PM
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.jersey
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hit it and quit it
May 31 2011 12:01AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Fuck you ipod
May 31 2011 12:03AM
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andrewg
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pound that puss
May 31 2011 12:06AM
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TheDude
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tounge punch her fart box.

but really, i remember my first hook up that COULD have been uber awkward but i played it cool and ended up in one of the best relatinships of my life.

May 31 2011 12:14AM
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Chilly.
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Just give her a portuguese breakfast...thank me later.
May 31 2011 1:22AM
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ILLinoisance
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Next time you talk to her, don't make eye contact and make sure the first thing you say to her is about how much you enjoyed touching her firm boobies. Won't be awkward at all.
May 31 2011 4:03AM
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ESAND
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Wait. Your friend came over yesterday and today you're dating? Doesn't datING imply a continuity as in more than one?
May 31 2011 4:08AM
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plorr
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Not necessarily when you are 14.
May 31 2011 4:16AM
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Mama.
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this. this is the key to LIFE.
May 31 2011 12:28PM
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Poikenz
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Just the nipples, stay away from everything else.
May 31 2011 12:49PM
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arneson
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dont worry be happy
May 31 2011 12:49PM
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Park_Ranger
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haha every time
May 31 2011 1:00PM
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pink_squid
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urinate in this fine womans rectal cavity
May 31 2011 1:09PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Breakfast, most important meal of the day!
May 31 2011 1:10PM
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PJS.
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bump. lolololol
Oct 24 2011 5:36PM
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jibnut
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ORLLY?
Oct 24 2011 5:39PM
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SterlingArcher
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bet you wont rape her

Oct 24 2011 5:41PM
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.frenchy
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Win.
Oct 24 2011 5:43PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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Lol wut
Oct 24 2011 5:54PM
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yojimbo
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climb her mountain of myrrh and delve into those hills of frankincense. Her channel yields pomegranate and the choicest fruits! set your place at the table brother!
Oct 24 2011 6:02PM
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