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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
You go pee after vigorously fucking and your pee stream has a mind of its own, resulting in you urinating all over your bathroom/leg.


Pointless late-night thread is pointless. And late. I shall be going to sleep now.
May 29 2011 4:59AM
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Gnams
Posts: 891 - Karma: 31
Yea I tend to lie about my sexual conquests after a long night of fapping too.



But anyways.....im bored also
May 29 2011 5:41AM
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Skiingsnow
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 797
try using your other hand
May 29 2011 7:40AM
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spidermanatadesk
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As in the dual-stream?
May 29 2011 8:55AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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yeah i know, but it feels goddamn refreshing when that stream finally becomes normal
May 29 2011 9:55AM
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plorr
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>implying I was implying that I just had sex.


Which I didn't.... my left leg has been in a giant immobilizer since Wednesday...


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May 29 2011 9:58AM
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Gnams
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>implying that implying that implying that fucking means having sex.












































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May 29 2011 10:03AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
Hey I think I skied with you one day at Carinthia near Christmas. You landed your first 7 on the Gulch stepup.

Well this is awkward...
May 29 2011 10:11AM
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[evan]
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why didnt you ski with me? you hate me dont you...
May 29 2011 10:17AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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haha yeah it was me. well your right it is a bit awkward
May 29 2011 10:18AM
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plorr
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I was afraid I wasn't good enough and you wouldn't want to ski with me... lez be frenz naow?




































lol jk you smell like soot and poo.
May 29 2011 10:25AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
hahahah so youre a funny guy eh? you wanna know what i do to funny guys?
May 29 2011 10:44AM
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michelle
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May 29 2011 10:46AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
not much, you?
May 29 2011 11:16AM
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*simba*
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STOPNO
May 29 2011 11:25AM
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plorr
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Yeah. Do go on.
May 29 2011 11:27AM
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AWALLRUS.
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May 29 2011 11:46AM
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[evan]
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i cant ill get banned :/
May 29 2011 11:49AM
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plorr
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May 29 2011 11:53AM
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tall_t
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youll smack them?




























oh wait...........
May 29 2011 5:48PM
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.jersey
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I get the occasional tri-stream
May 29 2011 5:50PM
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