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Last night Party Statics

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AssMunch
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Okay NS! What I want you to do is write down your party statics from last night!

I'll start:

Kissed 13 girls.

Made out with 5 girls.

Got 2 blow jobs. /claim

Drank 6 Shots, 8 beers and two ciders.

Duration: 8 PM - 5 AM


Let's see yours!

May 28 2011 6:05AM
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maximiliaan
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kissed 123 girls
May 28 2011 6:07AM
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maximiliaan
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made ou with 64 girls, got 3098 blowjobs drank 100 shots 400 beer and 78 ciders, duration: 9 am- 10 am
May 28 2011 6:10AM
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timmi
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I don't even know where to start with this.

okay first off- STATISTICS.

Second off, nobody cares how many girls you kissed. Why the fuck would you kiss 13 girls in a night anyway? Where you just running around from girl to girl? You're okay while you're still 13... You're gunna get herpes...
May 28 2011 6:15AM
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feihlination
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funny how you /claimed the blowjobs but let the other shit stand like its no business.

was this one of these parties worried mums send their kids to get them all kinds of contagious diseases? i think you should be pretty covered now.

oh, and youre 12. get over it.
May 28 2011 6:21AM
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plorr
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0/10
May 28 2011 6:32AM
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AssMunch
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true :( I just made this thread to seem cool.
May 28 2011 6:45AM
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AssMunch
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that's the spirit!
May 28 2011 6:48AM
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--ski--
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Was the first one shit or are you just a trooper?
May 28 2011 7:31AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
let's translate this out of claimer-speak

kissed 3-4 girls on the cheek
made out with 2 max
got one crappy blowjob and didn't finish
3 shots, 4 beers

duration: 10pm to 2am
May 28 2011 7:40AM
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mistahfabbydavis
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you jus straight injected that ish. 10/10 for being so boss
May 28 2011 7:47AM
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Mike-O
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Kissing = making out?
May 28 2011 7:56AM
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Rosbif
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Yeah, I am confused, I thought kissing was making out?
May 28 2011 7:57AM
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Lemuel
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That's more of everything than I have ever gotten in all of time!
May 28 2011 8:24AM
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Rosbif
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Ahhh, gotcha, probably not worth the claim then.
May 28 2011 8:26AM
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feihlination
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i agree partially but i would change some of it

kissed 3-4 girls on the cheek
made out with 2 max, probably one dude
rubbed one off
3 shots, 3 wodka lemon

duration 7pm to 9pm
May 28 2011 8:33AM
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B.Aussie
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You sound like one of those pre-teen girls that get all proud because they had a lipstick party.
May 28 2011 8:36AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
wait... wat?


lipstick party103 up, 18 down

A lipstick party is similar to a Rainbow Party. All the girls put different colored lipsticks and give guys blow jobs in the dark. when the lights are turned back on, the guys try to guess which girl gave them the blow job

where do i sign up for these preteen lipstick parties?
May 28 2011 8:39AM
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little1337
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hard times of rj burger
May 28 2011 8:41AM
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Mike-O
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A month later they can have a reunion party and try to match the sores on their dicks to the girls' faces.
May 28 2011 8:52AM
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LittleFoot
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Ive been to one of those. it sucked
May 28 2011 8:59AM
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Mike-O
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Me too, it blew.
May 28 2011 9:00AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
pun detected.
May 28 2011 9:02AM
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Huck_Norris
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He called back and said that while the story is cool, there's thousands of stories just like it out there so as a result is's worth exactly 1 case of herpes. Enjoy! Sorry, no returns on that item, hope it fits. Party on brah! ;)
May 28 2011 9:02AM
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BIGben*
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I see what you did there... Hahahahaha
May 28 2011 9:04AM
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Afeld
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http://www.webmd.com/genital-herpes/default.htm
May 28 2011 9:10AM
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Shlogan
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you go around pecking girls? thats cool dude, i bet you get a lot outa that besides herpes
May 28 2011 9:12AM
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WVskiing
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drank this[img]
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slammed thisClick for larger image

mt life is broClick for larger image
May 28 2011 9:17AM
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flexpattern
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If i didn't have exams that would be amazing - life changing indeed
May 28 2011 10:02AM
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Jane6
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Last night party stats:

Was beaten in chess by a 7 year old
Was forced to watch some wannabe feminist Barbie movie
( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1484922/ )
Read a good night story about poo.

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May 28 2011 10:05AM
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