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Favorite Adult Toys!

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derpina
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NOT THOSE KINDS YOU PERVERTS! Post your favorite desk/adult toys and/or accessories.

Here's two good websites if you need one:
http://www.officeplayground.com/
http://www.vat19.com/

I'll post a few of my favorites to start.

Anything perpetual motion.
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Anything Magnetic.
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Magic loops, bring you back?
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Thumb sumo.
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Stick man.
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Butt Station.
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ANDDDDDD INB4 Breast Stress Toy (Mods do not delete, no real nudity here.)
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May 27 2011 9:30PM
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1337
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I am disappoint aligee
May 27 2011 9:31PM
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introvert
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inb4 fleshlight
May 27 2011 9:31PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850
how the hell does that fit up your butt?
May 27 2011 9:32PM
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ImNotARacist
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haha AliGee your funny like AliG. Im gonna add you on facebook
May 27 2011 9:33PM
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derpina
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I had to. I wanted to see how many views / awesome responses I would get. Like the one below with the "how does this fit up your butt?" lmao, priceless.
May 27 2011 9:33PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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this thread is dildos.......




















































































LOL
May 27 2011 9:33PM
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little1337
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May 27 2011 9:34PM
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derpina
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Seriously LOLing so hard.
May 27 2011 9:35PM
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Mr.Turtle
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1. acquire lube
2. acquire ladder
3. go for it
May 27 2011 9:37PM
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derpina
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boob for emphasis

[img]http://images.media.nscdn.com/index.php?src=http://www.officeplayground.com/Assets/ProductPreview/pi3200-3399/3202_breaststresstoy_1.jpg&size=400x1000[/img]
May 27 2011 9:41PM
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derpina
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fail.
May 27 2011 9:42PM
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cultrara
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hahahahahaha

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May 27 2011 9:44PM
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andy_boy
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The Ex Knife Holder
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"An interesting conversation piece, albeit a disturbing one."


The Phantom Keystroker V2
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Product Features
Attach this evil prank device to your victim's computer and it makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and phrases
Switches on side choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three
Adjustment dial sets the duration between annoying "events"
Works on any OS (Caps-Lock toggle does not work on the Mac. May not work on some Linux systems depending on configuration.)
Victim's computer requires USB port
May 27 2011 9:49PM
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andy_boy
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Also, the pen variant:
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May 27 2011 9:50PM
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AWALLRUS.
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you bitch
May 27 2011 10:18PM
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T.MARTIN
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LOL!
May 27 2011 10:19PM
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chuck_testa
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hahaha I need this.
May 27 2011 10:21PM
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Park_Ranger
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this thread is strange
May 27 2011 10:36PM
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chardi
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this is awesome
May 27 2011 10:43PM
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derpina
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Wow you weren't kidding.
May 27 2011 10:56PM
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ImNotARacist
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I don't fuck with that joking shit.
May 27 2011 11:18PM
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FBGM
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I have that hahaha! Except its black
May 27 2011 11:25PM
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little1337
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May 27 2011 11:30PM
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Imagination
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What are you trying to say?...
May 27 2011 11:36PM
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Chubz.
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FAVORITE ADULT TOY.
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May 27 2011 11:41PM
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Anathema
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my dad used to have this board game that was kind of neat. you had lasers shining out of one side of the square board and mirrors as pieces that you could rotate and slide around, so your objective was to move a piece each turn and get the laser to shine on your opponents "goal" or whatever, so it was a strategy game that also involved these wicked laser streams. so kind of a chess mixed with battleship sort of game with shiny lights. the only thing that sucked was rotating the pieces such that the lasers actually shined where you wanted them too, cause obviously when the stream is bouncing off a ton of mirrors, the error in the angles was multiplied the further it had to travel and something it was like shining all awkwardly and shit, haha. but for the most part, pretty cool and unique idea..
May 27 2011 11:43PM
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PacificRimJob
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May 27 2011 11:44PM
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derpina
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I don't know who WOULDN'T need this.

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May 27 2011 11:47PM
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FBGM
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That I have that...? I mean it's my mom's, but there is one in my kitchen.
May 28 2011 9:36AM
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plorr
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CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
May 28 2011 9:44AM
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BIGben*
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Hahahaha!
May 28 2011 9:44AM
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84891jnf92048
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i think you missed the joke....
May 28 2011 9:59AM
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n_b
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jelly
May 28 2011 11:10AM
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soulskier
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the jet ski, its a seadoo wake 215 and it goes way too fast
May 28 2011 11:12AM
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FBGM
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Yeah I know haha
May 28 2011 11:12AM
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PON3
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giant gummy worm

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May 28 2011 11:42AM
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ImNotARacist
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Giant Ass worm.
May 29 2011 4:04PM
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Petersaurusrex
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He said not that kind of toy...
May 29 2011 4:42PM
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Jaimee.
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pretty sure she's a she.
May 29 2011 4:46PM
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yeahno
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i is dissapoint
May 29 2011 4:49PM
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tall_t
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meet up for backyard session?
May 29 2011 5:43PM
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sammiedee
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lol
May 29 2011 7:05PM
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FBGM
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I have two boxes of it.
May 29 2011 8:24PM
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GayWolf420
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May 29 2011 9:12PM
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beezey
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lets be honest people
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May 29 2011 9:45PM
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inactive
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now that we're being honest... is the little side apparatus meant for the butthole or the clitoris?

JUST A QUESTION
May 29 2011 10:20PM
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Mr.Turtle
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that looks like a fuckin death ray
May 29 2011 10:45PM
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emilyiscool
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clitoris
May 29 2011 10:45PM
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introvert
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May 29 2011 10:50PM
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brendo.
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Inb4 real adult toys
May 29 2011 11:12PM
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