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I simply cannot fall back asleep!

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Mama.
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I drank an entire bottle of wine at like eight, passed out, and woke STRAIGHT UP at 2:30.

I've been sitting here ever since. WTF.

Someone talk to me?
May 27 2011 6:19AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Sounds like you need some heroin to cool off Ashley.
May 27 2011 6:31AM
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Mama.
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Gimme some.
May 27 2011 6:32AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Come to VT and I will.
May 27 2011 6:33AM
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Mama.
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You're too young for that shit!
May 27 2011 6:35AM
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*TURBONERD*
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That's only one opinion.
May 27 2011 6:37AM
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Mama.
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Why are you awake?
May 27 2011 6:38AM
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disastertourism
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just drink another 3 bottles of wine and you'll be fine
May 27 2011 6:39AM
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*TURBONERD*
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School starts in 45 minutes. Waiting for my breakfast to cook. My before school schedule is chill as fuck: 30 min shower, 30 mins on ns, 30 mins to read the paper and eat breakfast.
May 27 2011 6:40AM
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Mama.
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Shit. It's really that late.

And, I would, but I don't want more of a headache than I already have, AND I drank it all?
May 27 2011 6:41AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Watch mah edit?
May 27 2011 6:45AM
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Mama.
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Kay. Nice spelloing.
May 27 2011 6:48AM
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disastertourism
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Here in the UK we have a lovely service called Dial-A-Drink
Call them up anytime and a van arrives at your home within 20 minutes with drink.
May 27 2011 6:49AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Hey now, I didn't post it. My friend is bad at all things that involve education. I'm intelligent, I swear.
May 27 2011 6:51AM
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Mama.
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No way. That's the most ridiculously amazing thing I've ever heard.

Don't be pullin' mah legz. Really?
May 27 2011 6:51AM
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disastertourism
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http://www.dialadrinkuk.com/index.htm

And after 4am if its closed there is a 24hour supermarket that will sell you drink from like 4.30am, and if you can't be bothered to walk, there's another company thats open til 6am.

It's wonderful to live in a city with the UKs highest rate of binge drinking.
Hell, the UK version of Jersey Shore is filmed here. :D
May 27 2011 6:57AM
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Mama.
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♥

Can I come visit? HA.
May 27 2011 7:03AM
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Mama.
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ITS GETTING LIGHT OUT. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
May 27 2011 7:05AM
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BIGben*
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Wait a second, what do englosh douchebaga look like?
May 27 2011 7:06AM
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Mama.
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May 27 2011 7:09AM
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disastertourism
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YES.
And if we run out of drink and theres no direct drink places, I live about 30 minutes walk from the 24 hour casino.
May 27 2011 7:11AM
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Jaggy_Snake
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Anyone from this part of the country.
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May 27 2011 7:11AM
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disastertourism
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I have a shift at that club this evening.



May 27 2011 7:19AM
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BIGben*
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Sry i meant to say what does an english douchebacg look like?
May 27 2011 7:21AM
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Mama.
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Oh dear. You're failing miserably at this.
May 27 2011 7:22AM
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disastertourism
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I have shown you all the joys of Newcastle.
Come and live with me so we can shit in the geordie shore cast's hottub?
They only live 10minutes walk from my home.
Oh yes.
May 27 2011 7:24AM
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--ski--
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I struggle to understand the Newcastle accent ...
May 27 2011 7:28AM
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disastertourism
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Luckily I am posh.

Not really I am a poor as fuck tramp.
But I sound relatively posh
May 27 2011 7:37AM
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--ski--
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Calling yourself a tramp?

Love a woman who has no self respect ha.
May 27 2011 7:41AM
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disastertourism
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Not like slutty tramp.

tramp like hobo like I have NO FUCKING MONEY. :'(
May 27 2011 7:45AM
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Mama.
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hey
May 27 2011 8:07AM
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Milksteak
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Hey Ashley.
May 27 2011 8:09AM
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Mama.
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Its six. Im still up. Fuck.
May 27 2011 8:11AM
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Mama.
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Thats weird.
May 27 2011 8:19AM
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Milksteak
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What...
May 27 2011 8:20AM
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Rosbif
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Hahaa, I didn't realise there was Geordie shore, that looks horrible!

Also though, if it's binge drinking you want, Venezuela is the place, bottle of rum, $2.
May 27 2011 8:22AM
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dave44
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Ha yee, if I go to bed drunk I always waek up in the early hours of themorning and struggle to get back to sleep.

On a side note, I started this morning off (8am) with a champagne breaksfast fuck yeah. Drinkin all day, 1Pm and im fucked (last day of school lessons, evarrrrrrrrr)
May 27 2011 8:34AM
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Milksteak
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Atta boy.
May 27 2011 9:02AM
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SirFryanator
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It's OK, I feel like a grandpa for going to bed at 10 last night and waking up at 4 AM this morning. I love sunrises though and I'm a morning person.
May 27 2011 9:07AM
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Deluge
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May 27 2011 3:33PM
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AWALLRUS.
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this thread is fuckin gay
May 27 2011 3:42PM
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Mama.
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YOURE FACE IS FUCKIN GAY.

May 27 2011 3:44PM
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bibs_skibum
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change your icon. Its gross
May 27 2011 6:09PM
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Mama.
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Nicki Minaj > Pokemon. Come on Beeebz, you love her.
May 27 2011 7:02PM
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Lemuel
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I am also a morning person. I consider getting up at 8:30 late, and even when I come back on weekends and go to bed at like 3 I usually don't sleep past 9. If I could get up comfortably at like 6:30 every day I would, the morning is the best part of the day.
May 27 2011 7:12PM
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Raz.
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no.
May 27 2011 7:34PM
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Davy.Crockett
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hit yourself in the head with a hammer
May 27 2011 7:36PM
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dreadyboy
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I'm such the opposite, if I could get up at 12 everyday I'd be so happy. I think the morning sucks, night is where it's at
May 27 2011 7:55PM
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PacificRimJob
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All I can say about this thread...

C'MON THE TOON!!!


May 27 2011 10:08PM
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.frenchy
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i rike your icon

May 27 2011 10:38PM
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AOTEAROA
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mamamamamamamamasturbation....
May 27 2011 10:53PM
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