Let's play hangover Madlibs, shall we?
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to bachelor party. Party hard. Wake up to find chaos and (a tiger/monkey) and that your friend (doug/asian kid) is missing. Also, you have (a missing tooth/tattoo) Go through (same bullshit) to find him. Chao is in the (trunk/icebox), pops out and kicks the shit out of everyone. You then find a (baby/monk) and haul it around. Get shit kicked out of you by (Mike Tyson/Crazy Monk). You then (Marry/recieve anal) from prostitute. Find out that Alan drugged you. Fight crime bosses who claim to have missing friend (doug/little asian kid). They don't have him. Give up hope, call wives only to realize that he was basically right were you were the night before with a (horrible sunburn/missing finger). Cue wedding scene and gnarly pictures.