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Iam in a situation

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qbehr
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so last friday i was hooking up with this girl at a party and after that we went to her dorm,
i put my ipod on her desk cause i just got done skating,
then i left and she ended up fucking some guy 4 times,
she no longer wants to give me my ipod and now says she doesnt have it
this bitch is shady

HOW CAN I GET MY IPOD BACK WITHOUT CUNT PUNTING HER
May 25 2011 10:25PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Admit you're a bitch and buy a new one
May 25 2011 10:26PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
You don't.
May 25 2011 10:26PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
Falcon punch her /thread

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May 25 2011 10:27PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
i did that to my friend and he collapsed, but i punched him in the arm....hes a bitch
May 25 2011 10:28PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Well the two useful ways are calling the police or calling her parents
May 25 2011 10:28PM
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ChucklesNorman.
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 719
Wait until this Friday, pee in her butt and take it back.
May 25 2011 10:29PM
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Gmart
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 273
is breaking and entering worth an ipod
May 25 2011 10:55PM
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H8CH
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title reminded me of.....

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May 25 2011 10:55PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
break in and steal it? or steal something of hers and make an exchange.
May 25 2011 11:00PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
why was telling us about her sex life important?

and why were you with such a pretentious cunt in the 1st place?

and for next time, keep your stuff in your pockets
May 25 2011 11:07PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,635
sounds like a classy girl
May 25 2011 11:15PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
this
May 25 2011 11:20PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
this
May 25 2011 11:20PM
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MiraFFe
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YOU NO MARRIED
THREATEN TO CALL POLICE
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SERIAL NUMBER FIRST
BITCH WILL CRACK
May 25 2011 11:26PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
ring her up and say you wanna go another round, pound her and collect said ipod before leaving. extra point if you can reclaim your ipod while inside an orifice.
May 25 2011 11:32PM
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Raz.
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wtf those are the abs that he's famous for?
May 25 2011 11:32PM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
Dude, the girl sounds super sketchy. When it comes to something like that I'd wuss out and call the cops. Unless you can get her to give it back on your terms. Those things are expensive.
May 26 2011 6:09AM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
Feel like this would work if u be nice about it. But then cunt punch that bitch when you get it back
May 26 2011 6:41AM
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.spaghetticat.
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that really sucks man
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May 26 2011 6:51AM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
I thought ou were saying you were that jerseysore guy, the situation. Lol
May 26 2011 7:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
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May 26 2011 8:47AM
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lineskier10
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im not sure why but i found this fucking hilarious, maybe bitch will crack did it
May 26 2011 9:08AM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60

LOL same!

but if i was that girl, id have to admit im a whore. no srsly, is shes some skank bitch then she might: a. clear it and use it for herself, b. sell it asap, c. offered the guy she banged 4 times a free ipod, or d. smash it for no apparent reason

only way to get it back, u call popo and confront that hoe                     gluck man

May 26 2011 9:22AM
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steezy.stew
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 568
Im surprised nobody has inqired about which model ipod you lost. I mean prices range from roughly 50 dollars to well over 300. I mean that would greatly influence whether i tryed talking to that bitch, or moved on and purchase a new ipod.
May 26 2011 9:33AM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Is she your sister?
May 26 2011 9:34AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i know, right? shit's weak. sweet 2 pack.
May 26 2011 9:36AM
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TechnoPotamus
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i'm now curious.


but bottom line is that anybody would be pissed if something of theirs was taken like that and some idiot refused to give it back over a stupid grudge.
May 26 2011 9:37AM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446
Hmmm I'd say steal it.....
May 26 2011 10:28AM
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failtown
Posts: 107 - Karma: 13
I'm more surprised this hasnt happened yet.

PICS of chick.
May 26 2011 10:33AM
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qbehr
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May 26 2011 11:58PM
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qbehr
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the blonde one
May 26 2011 11:58PM
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Drewdub
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looks like a beezy
May 27 2011 12:18AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
I think I know the girl on the left in that picture, went to my highschool last year. I think she goes to somewhere in seattle is that where you go to school OP? do you know her and is her name sofia



but about the ipod thats shitty and just talk to her and if shes a bitch taddle on her
May 27 2011 12:24AM
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CodyTurner
Posts: 677 - Karma: 86
Heres what you gotta do.....

Get a giant pink bunny outfit and lots of lube and feathers.Break into her dorm and light as many candles as you can and draw a satanic circle or whatever the fuck they are on the ground in salt.Hide in her closet and wait for said bitch to come back and start fucking some other dude. Bust outta the closet and start pouring lube everywhere on the slut,then since your in the bunny suit shell have no idea who the fuck you are and you can cunt punt her without worrying.Proceed to find your ipod and take it back.then run down the dorm hall throwing feathers FUCKING EVERYWHERE and screaming the whores name followed by vulgar words that belittle her reputation
May 27 2011 12:29AM
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