Before you say cool story bro... read this
There once lived a man who worked at a convenience store. He was a nice man with a pregnant wife and 2 children. Then one night a strange man walked in and killed him for no reason. The police were baffled until today when i was buying some drank at a gas station and saw what appeared to be the man that murdered the convenience store employee. When the man walked away one of the people in the gas station called the police. The police came and arrested the man for murder. I hope that son of a bitch goes away for a long time.
footnotes: saw a murderer get arrested
Lesson to be learned: dont kill people