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Things you learned from high-school?

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TonKwon
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I have to list 10 things for a senior scrapbook. I did not honestly learn that much from my high-school, so what are your thoughts on what you learned throughout high-school? I need 10 things, i could use some assistance!
May 24 2011 10:51AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
I learned how to tie my shoes in high school, true story.
May 24 2011 10:53AM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
how easily accessible drugs are

middle school fucking sucks

once you have a car you're everyone's best friend/personal taxi

bitches be crazy

May 24 2011 10:55AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
If rape is involved don't say anything that takes more than 5words to the police
May 24 2011 10:58AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
not your real friends. you'll be surprised if you talk t more than a few after graduation.
May 24 2011 10:58AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
how naive you are.
May 24 2011 11:03AM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
thats the truth right there! i got in sooo much trouble all throught middleschool like 100 detentions. and in highschool i have gotten 2.... for much worse things
May 24 2011 11:10AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i learned how to look interested without actually being interested....

related to that i also learned how to sleep with my eyes open (/claim)
May 24 2011 11:10AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
this over and over again
May 24 2011 11:14AM
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BenWhit
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There are a lot worse things in the world than getting a C on an exam.
Value friendships, because you never know when that person might be gone.
Don't sweat relationships, no matter how serious you think they are they're never that serious.
Only cum inside if she's on the pill.
Take every opportunity to broaden your horizons.
Work hard, but play harder.
Fuck bitches, get money.
May 24 2011 11:23AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Sup
May 24 2011 11:25AM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
ohh whaddup gurrrrl
May 24 2011 11:29AM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
a dui isnt as bad as not getting caught and rolling crashing or flipping
May 24 2011 11:38AM
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Sumner_Miller

"my name is Julius sumner miller and physics is my business"

Best part of high school was this guy.
May 24 2011 11:42AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
How easy it is to roll joints in lessons.

How easy it is to get people to buy you alcohol when you're underage.

That the majority of subjects are completely meaningless.
May 24 2011 11:50AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I began to learn HOW to learn. Remember, it's not about all the stupid crap they forced you to memorize. It's about developing an understanding of how to get that information into your head, how to analyze and process a situation, and how to problem solve. They didn't make you memorize cell structure because everyone becomes a biologist, just like they didn't make you learn integrals because everyone uses calculus on a day to day basis.

If you can get good get at that, there is no reason why you can't excel at anything you put your mind to. And it continues in college, too. Don't reflect on the tangible 'information' you remember, but instead on the less obvious development you've made throughout the years.

I also learned how to drink in excess, and how to forge notes to skip school for the beach :p
May 24 2011 12:05PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
no matter what the circumstances, hitting someone with your dick is gonna get you punched out.
May 24 2011 12:07PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
Bitch Suck Dick

Weed Smoke Easy

Teachers Fucking Dumb

Sports Equals Free Pass

Kiss teachers ass, Easy to Skip Class
May 24 2011 12:08PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
grades matter

less social groups than there are made out to be

senior year IS the best year
May 24 2011 12:17PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Learned nothing but who you know is where you'll go.
May 24 2011 12:23PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
i learned by my teachers but became through my music
May 24 2011 12:23PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
The only thing I learned in high school was that it was completely pointless except as a way to get to college. I've used probably 2% of the things I learned in high school in the rest of my studies. Nothing you do in high school matters.
May 24 2011 12:24PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
you really only get one shot at most things, and once you fuck up its almost impossible to go back and fix it.









































and weed.
May 24 2011 12:32PM
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Bethune
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mack
May 24 2011 12:36PM
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Craze
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This except middle school was a hell of a lot better then high school
May 24 2011 12:42PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37

Bros before hoes. Always.

May 24 2011 12:43PM
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Anathema
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girls have a friend zone, and a prospect zone. when you're in one, you aren't crossing into the other unless you completely break off your relationship and start from scratch. it's a ladder theory, really. when you move up one ladder, you can't cross to the other without going back down and climbing up from the bottom of the next.

bottom line, if you want to get with a chick, do NOT let her put you in the friend zone. i.e, don't be a nice dude who serves as a shoulder she can lean on. cause she'll lean, and then before you know it, she's talking to you about guys she wants to bang, and you're like.......fuck.
May 24 2011 12:45PM
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theBearJew
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This runs pretty true, though i have managed to turn around a friend zone once or twice. I like to think of it as a sympathy bang when they are down and just looking for someone to fuck. Thats where you come in.
May 24 2011 12:50PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
how to suck a good dick. (girls)

what a vagina feels like (guys)

Good hiding places for drugs

how to buy drugs

first hallucinogenic experience

how to trip sit

how to act like you're not on drugs when you are on drugs

going to class high is bad





Algebra... Algebra is about the only useful thing I learned in high school


May 24 2011 1:02PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
i'll add these to my list
May 24 2011 3:04PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
high school teaches you how to be oppressed and conform to the beliefs of the government.

and they teach you that you will never be happier than on friday... pizza day.
May 24 2011 3:16PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
wow, your so badass.
May 24 2011 3:16PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,490
bullshit.   maybe since its been awhile since i graduated....  
May 24 2011 3:23PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
my list, in no peticular order.

1. I can fuck with whoever i want without consequences, as long as im smart about it.
2. I cant find ways around any type of work and come out golden, one time i skipped english for like 5 days so i didnt have to do a project, and talked my way into a 70% (which is a B where im from)
3. Girls are called bitches for a reason, if theres 2 things not to be fucked with, it's wu tang, then girls.
4. Weed is okay, as long as you're not a burnout.
5. I learned that hard liquor is not for me.
6. I'm really good at running
7. Respect people who respect you. people see my ski edits and tell me how sick they are and that i'm really good, so when i see skate edits or a friend makes junior B hockey, i congrats them.
8.Never go full retard
9. I learned how to drive a car.
10. Life is expensive, and i spend a lot of money on useless things in highschool like going out for lunch when i don't need to. So i got a job now i have lots of money.
May 24 2011 3:31PM
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bobby.brown
Posts: 199 - Karma: 11
i learned that public schoolers are generally pussies
May 24 2011 3:33PM
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BenWhit
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now you're making private schoolers look like douchers. i went to private catholics schools every year except for 2 up until now, and not once did i feel this way. i don't care where you went or how much it costs to go there, this arrogance or sense of entitlement will take you nowhere (something i learned in high school).
May 24 2011 3:39PM
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CliffyByro
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very true, that is not a cool situation to be in.

i learned a lot really. one thing people need to keep in mind is that the 'popular' crowd are usually a bunch of d-bags that everyone outside their circle dislikes (or at least i found this to be mostly true). however, getting on with this crowd can prove quite valuable at times.

i also learned that people make waaay to big a deal out of things like smoking weed and being drunk etc. if its not hurting anyone then why should it matter what people do?

oh and i guess i learned the hard way that you should always take a chance at things, especially girls. the worst they'll say is no.

that probably wasn't helpful at all but meh
May 24 2011 3:41PM
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TheRealEvan.
Posts: 311 - Karma: 9
If she puts you in the friend zone.....
Put her in the rape zone
May 24 2011 3:49PM
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jaythemans
Posts: 243 - Karma: 57
Drunk bitches be drunk bitches
May 24 2011 3:53PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
hmmmm
May 24 2011 3:56PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
how little most things actually matter

how unimportant friends from elementary school were

in the end being cool really stops meaning anything

how to get a guy to do nearly anything
May 24 2011 4:28PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
QFT.

I learned it goes by hella fast, and the more open you are to everything and everyone, the more fun you will have.
May 24 2011 5:23PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
That High School sucks.
May 24 2011 5:27PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
You'll NEVER actually need to write in cursive.
May 24 2011 5:34PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
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May 24 2011 5:39PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
unless you write your SAT...

and i learned that being on a sports team is your free pass out of school... but is also your free pass to homwork.


May 24 2011 6:04PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
hence why its the only required class to graduate in my school
May 24 2011 6:07PM
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emilyiscool
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oh and how to shred on gnarshmallow
May 24 2011 6:10PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
How to tie a tie (catholic all guys school)

it feels good to give back to the community

people will do ridiculous things for attention

even though i went to school with all guys for four years, it was a giant brosesh and i made some of the best friends i ever had.

it is ridiculous how annoying girls can be

everybody has a story.

just about everybody has two personalities
May 24 2011 6:17PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
this.
May 24 2011 6:17PM
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lahnabonny
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99% of high school relationships (bf/gf) are worthless. Wait until you go to college !
May 24 2011 6:18PM
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