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Worst thing you ever did

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Gameboy
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What's the worst you ever did in your life?

Mine's gotta be when I ate an Habanero before climbing a mountain 5 hours ago, that thing sucks dicks.
May 24 2011 1:35AM
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Proletariat.
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rubbing cayenne peppers in your eyes
May 24 2011 1:36AM
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Static
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jerkin' it with hot sauce
May 24 2011 1:50AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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sucked dick for blow
May 24 2011 1:52AM
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hoodratz47
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on time this girl passed out in 8th grade.. i copped a feel.

and then in college... i was pissing and there was a girl passed out and she got up to puke. and i pissed on the back of her head.

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May 24 2011 1:54AM
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eldridge
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i was in Bologna, Italy when they won the world cup in 06, around 6 am this poor guy was passed out in the alley next to my grandmas apartment, pissed on him from three stories up lol then like 10 minutes later this guy comes up and pickpockets him, then smells his hands as he is walking away.....epic win
May 24 2011 1:57AM
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When we were on a road trip my friend tried to pick a fight with me at a party so I walked away and proceeded to black out. When I woke up in the morning I was told I passed out, woke up, ripped his sleeping bag off of him and pissed on the sleeping bag, then proceeding to go back to sleep.

I guess I won that one
May 24 2011 2:01AM
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I_Am_Mod
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try jerkin it with toothpaste, its a bit better than hot sauce but still tingles !

:)




i once fingered a girl in a pub, next morning i saw her again(sober this time) and it was a solid 7

:(

yes i did wash my finger and luckily i didn't get some weird disease....
May 24 2011 4:37AM
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Huck_Norris
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I skied in the park on a pow day once.

Oh, wait that was just a nightmare.  Thank gawd!   

May 24 2011 8:37AM
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Milksteak
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
May 24 2011 8:38AM
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disastertourism
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Fooling around with a disgusting guy in a club when I was blackout drunk, then making out with someone else infront of guy number one.
Then not remembering the majority of the night, and pretending to guy number 1 that I didn't remember any of it.
May 24 2011 9:02AM
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cct_222
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hahahahha no way, about 2 weekends ago i was shitfaced drunk at a friends house and this sloppy drunk bitch stumbles into the bathroom while im mid piss and drops right to her knees to puke into the toilet and while i tried stopping her, she leans right into my stream and ends up getting a face full of piss
May 24 2011 9:07AM
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SkiThe603
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that is a fucking epic win and a half sir
May 24 2011 9:34AM
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DUKES
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pooped on a girl
May 24 2011 9:36AM
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1337
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reposted *shudders*
May 24 2011 9:40AM
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soulskier
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when i was 8 or so i remember riding in the car and seeing a homeless man, i yelled "get a job you bum", must have seen it on tv or something but to this day i still feel like shit about it
May 24 2011 9:49AM
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FBGM
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May 24 2011 9:54AM
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Skittle.
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i licked a cactus. im not kidding
May 24 2011 10:23AM
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Davy.Crockett
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this is great.
May 24 2011 10:27AM
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tall_pants
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Calling hookers and saying random things to them and then hanging up
May 24 2011 10:30AM
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RubberSoul
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threads
May 24 2011 10:46AM
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shrEddie
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i peed in someones tanning oil that they left on the beach overnight. so the next morning they sprayed my piss all over their body
May 24 2011 11:28AM
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seemeski
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On my 18th birthday my mom and I got in  a huge fight. She had made me a rose pillow (my middle names is rose) years before and I took my pocket knife and cut it into shreds like a maniac. Also when I was like 6 I ran into the bathroom where my brother was taking a bath and threw a block of wood at him and gave him a black eye. I brought an empty lighter into preschool and told my best friend I was going to light her hair on fire, she bit me....I have a lot more. Gosh I was a brat.
May 24 2011 12:01PM
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Gameboy
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hahahahahahahahaha badass
May 24 2011 1:28PM
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disastertourism
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I just remembered,

I punched my mam in the face once.
I also attempted to knee her in the face.
And I threw a hammer at my brother.


Those are probably worse than what I said before.
May 24 2011 1:30PM
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FBGM
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Hey that's my middle name
May 24 2011 1:31PM
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introvert
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Great thread is great
May 24 2011 1:39PM
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Blindsurfer
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like grade 2, made this obese kid do the truffle shuffle in front of like 30 kids in a park. they all chirped him hard for being really fat. i also chirped him for being fat for like 4 years as well. i feel like shit now, whatever
May 24 2011 1:43PM
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.jersey
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When i was about seven or eight i was at my neighbors house and fell asleep on the couch. I was having some dream that i got up and pissed in a urinal. However, i got up while i was sleeping and proceeded to drop my pants and piss on my neighbors couch. Still horrible thinking about it...
May 24 2011 1:46PM
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.AR6rider.
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When I was probably like 8 years old and my sister was 6, we were playing outside in the snow and my sister snuck up behind me and put two huge handfuls of snow down the back of my shirt, so I chased her around the front yard and she bolted for the house, but right as she got to the garage door I pushed her. Her hand slipped on the doorknob and the door didn't open, causing her face to smash into the door. Knocked out both of her front teeth. Thank god they were only baby teeth haha. Another time when I was really young I got in a fight with my mom and I told her I hated her and wanted to move to my friend's house because I liked his mom better. She started to cry. I felt like shit haha.
May 24 2011 1:50PM
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PON3
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remind me to never piss you off lol
May 24 2011 1:51PM
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Davy.Crockett
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once in one of my pe classes there was this girl who was morbidly obese. like the biggest person you've ever seen. she was standing way in the back of the gym and i was on the other side. we were playing dodge ball and i was like "you guys think i can get the snipe" completely jokingly. i didn't even realize i could throw a volley ball that far. i threw it up and it arched perfectly straight down to a perfect head shot. she didn't even have a chance she wasn't paying attention. i felt pretty terrible afterword.
May 24 2011 2:00PM
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RubberSoul
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that's pretty bad. i knocked a fat girl down in gym class with a spike, but that wasn't on purpose, i just kick ass at volleyball. her fault for standing there
May 24 2011 2:03PM
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Lemuel
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Hahahah I did something similar. I put baby oil / tanning oil in their sunscreen so they probably ended up getting extra crispy hahahhahaha.

Let's see.... what else. I pissed on a good family friend's couch last September when I was blackout..... yea I'm not proud of that, I still feel terrible about it, even though I was told that I am not the first to do it lol.

I pissed in the trash can in the dorm bathrooms last year lol. We also used to get those small cafeteria milk cartons, through them up on the light in the dorm room, then open it and let it drop down the space in the stairs. Good god that smelled terrible. We also dropped a red jello cup and it looked like someone fell down the stairs and died. It was on the entire 4 story flight of stairs.

Glad to say that I seem have grown out of my bad actions.
May 24 2011 2:06PM
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baethoven
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my friends and I have a potato gun, and we were firing them from my back porch deep into my neighborhood. This thing shoots potatoes like a solid 3/4 of a mile when done right. Ends up we shot one through an elderly couple's family room bay windows... Only reason I know this is because I dogsit for them occasionally, and they told me about the incident like 2 months later. Needless to say I didn't have enough money to repair their window. Ooops




This just comes to mind cause of guilt, I have others.
May 24 2011 2:07PM
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baethoven
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and I didn't clarify the the part of me never telling them I did it.
May 24 2011 2:08PM
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cultrara
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haha these are great
May 24 2011 2:11PM
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hoodratz47
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in 3rd grade...   at recess the duty teacher called so all the kids could line up and head back to class... and there was this girl named taryn ford. who has Palsy  and she was wating on the line for a while and when the duty teacher yelled to get all the balls back i threw my basket ball from way back to the teacher.. and i slipped and pegged taryn in the head and dropped her..  i felt so fucking bad...     so bad.

one time i got really drunk at this girls party .. and me and my freinds took off all the lables of the canned food..then i took it to the next leval..  she had some of those floating candles so i dumped out the water and pissed in it and put the candle back in..

May 24 2011 2:13PM
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seemeski
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Aww potao guns. I remember at a party we used to shoot potatoes into a field and the little kids used to run around trying to catch them. We stuck a smoke bomb in there once. The kids all ran over the get it but it starting smoking a shit ton on blue smoke and they all ran away screaming.
May 24 2011 2:14PM
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Lemuel
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Haha I forgot about one! I also have a potato gun, shot it over some trees in my backyard and heard the loudest smack on a house I have ever heard. Luckily it wasn't a window, it was the siding, but I ran, never went to look.

And when I was younger I used to hit golfballs in my yard / neighbors yard. The occasional one would hook left and smack right into the side of their house. Scared me every time. then I hit one up over my neighbors yard, and over the trees separating them from the next neighbor (my friend) and it hit their back porch. also scared the shit out of me.
May 24 2011 2:15PM
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hoodratz47
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my buddy house faces a creek/ gouchen  but ther are houses down deep.. and i used to drive balls down it...  on time i smashed one. and heard glass break
May 24 2011 2:18PM
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SirFryanator
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if we're talking legally, fighting a police officer and not getting arrested

if we're talking healthwise...don't even want to go into that. skiing is probably the worst thing I have ever done for my body outside of drugs
May 24 2011 2:21PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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I'm a good kid
May 24 2011 2:22PM
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Lemuel
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Dammit I keep remembering more. Back in like middle school, hitting golf balls again in my yard of course, I smacked my friend (one whose porch I hit) right in the nose on my back swing, broke it.

That was the second time I broke his nose. First time we were building a fort in the snow or something, so I had this big 2x4 and I was moving it, swung it around and bam, right in the schnozz. Blood everywhere on both of course. I felt bad.
May 24 2011 2:23PM
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introvert
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We've all done that
May 24 2011 2:24PM
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0123456789
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pissed in my sisters shampoo

while watching my best friends cat, it annoyed me, a lot, so blackout i would piss in its litter box, did this a few times, i guess it was my way of getting it back lmao.  and these were monster hammered drunk pisses
May 24 2011 2:25PM
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Davy.Crockett
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yeah my brother has this water bottle near his bed and i have spat in it when i was super pissed at him
May 24 2011 5:20PM
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KravtZ
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thats epic
May 24 2011 5:27PM
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mistaT
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A prostitute. 
May 24 2011 5:30PM
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k-rob
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i'd go to jail if i confessed.
May 24 2011 5:30PM
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