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I know... Let's combine two things that suck!

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Huck_Norris
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Well, at least snowboarders can get their saucerboy on now too I guess...






I can't wait to see somebody eat shit in pow on these...

Probably a repost. Suck it if so.




May 23 2011 11:52PM
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SeanTom
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Hey OP, you have no taste in amazingness

Because i want these, bad
May 23 2011 11:54PM
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carbon.pulse
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If only they were a little bit longer, a little skinnier and with a binding release system to help save acls....


What to call them.....?
May 23 2011 11:55PM
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TheStamos
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SNowBoardBlades... !
May 23 2011 11:56PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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call them skeez
May 23 2011 11:57PM
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Huck_Norris
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really? Why??? Tired of having control in a turn? I dunno, maybe they just looked ridiculously nervous to me and I like to charge so it makes no sense to me whatsoever.

I can see them making your legs stronger, but that's about it.

Besides, my taste in amazingness could be better expressed in blondes.
May 23 2011 11:57PM
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Huck_Norris
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Snowlerboardz, clearly.
May 23 2011 11:57PM
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jorb.co
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those look like the stupidest things ever made
May 24 2011 12:13AM
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skitheWest.
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they look alright to fuck around on.. but would never buy them and take it seriously ahahah
May 24 2011 12:16AM
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Anathema
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WOO i can do a spread eagle and keep on semi-snowboarding!

SUPER COOL MAN!! SO EXTREME
May 24 2011 12:19AM
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Christian[MN]
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I don't see that product making it very far.



Cool idea, it just kind of sucks
May 24 2011 12:20AM
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Christian[MN]
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I don't see that product making it very far.



Cool idea, it just kind of sucks
May 24 2011 12:20AM
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morpheus
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(2) skis+saucers=skicers?
May 24 2011 12:23AM
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BlackieChan
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Thats fucking retarded. Retarded as fuck. That company has failed hard, I can't even comprehend how stupid that was. I'm a snowboarder, I respect skiing and that was a fucked up nastyass version of a ski/board lovechild. I used "retard" a lot and if anyone finds that use offensive, I'm sorry.
May 24 2011 12:29AM
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Huck_Norris
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Aw, man... Sorry to hear that



++++++++++vibes+++++++++++
May 24 2011 12:36AM
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Just_Send_It
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AMAZING

































but seriously that's retarded
May 24 2011 12:37AM
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dickwreck
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you wouldnt be able to boardslide a rail? it was to be a fat box. Fake and GAYYYYY
May 24 2011 12:40AM
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Radio
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im a snowboarder too and i actualy think thos are sick, i mean i dont realy like park but to just mess around on thos would be fun as hell
May 24 2011 12:42AM
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_Jesus_
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not hating, just asking...but you dont like park and you dont ski..so why go to NS at all?
May 24 2011 12:45AM
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ski-swagga
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for a product like that id expect more diverse and innovative tricks, or at least more talented riders. Not straight airs, 50/50's, and 3's onto an airbag. That was a terrible video to watch.
May 24 2011 12:49AM
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Peter.
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those look like the most pointless things ever
May 24 2011 12:52AM
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purps
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haha seriously. but i bet they'd be hard as fuck to ride. id say the only things they're good for are spread eagles
May 24 2011 12:54AM
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Huck_Norris
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I hate park. I'm here for the lolz.

I take that back, I love park skiing. It keeps the steeze out of the trees.
May 24 2011 1:17AM
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alex.bgk.
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riding those look like they would make you less efficient at snowboarding
May 24 2011 1:20AM
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saucybiscuits
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those would be fun to play with, but this is a very stupid business venture.
May 24 2011 1:22AM
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Poikenz
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I was hoping for women and vacuums. But anyways, if they did some cooler tricks it would have been better. Their really lame attempts at doing some sort of tail tap looked retarded.
May 24 2011 1:27AM
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goodiepocket
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this.
May 24 2011 1:28AM
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BlackieChan
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I know right!
May 24 2011 3:18AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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a vaccum and a lamprey

two things that suck there you go
May 24 2011 3:25AM
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Huck_Norris
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Lol, finally!  A snowboarder with a sense of humor about it! 

+k to you sir! 

May 24 2011 9:15AM
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disastertourism
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I'd try it.
It looks really fucking weird though.
May 24 2011 9:25AM
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pmsnow
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A+ for effort. F for everything else

The only benefit other then strengthening your legs would be the never having to unstrap. You could lap/hike a feature and hit it so fast. But thats about it.
May 24 2011 9:53AM
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bo0b
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that doesnt suck, its a fantastic way to look handicapped
May 24 2011 1:03PM
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MiraFFe
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There moving in the wrong direction, they should come out with a snowboard where you attach your hands and feet and head.
May 24 2011 1:08PM
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Malcolm
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I think theyre sick. Spread eagles on a snowboard are now possible
May 24 2011 1:09PM
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Mr.Huck
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The Flowbee:
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May 24 2011 1:19PM
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SeanTom
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oh. well then i can see how we differ.

Personally i see the most absurd set of snow sliding devices i've ever seen. these are more captivating than snowlerblades
May 24 2011 2:08PM
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garret.
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what did i just watch?
May 24 2011 3:03PM
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the.cheat
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i'm not planning on picking these up anytime soon but they could have gotten so much more creative with them then they did in that video.
May 24 2011 3:33PM
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AWALLRUS.
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hit the nail right on the head.
May 24 2011 3:34PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Do want.


Actually could help snowboarders learn how to hit rails on skis
May 24 2011 3:36PM
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pomme-de-terre
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its called a princess kick and i stomp them like its cool.
May 24 2011 3:58PM
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